Gammon?

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Smiler.

11,752 posts

230 months

Friday 25th May 2018
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crankedup said:
The use of the word ‘son’ was very widespread in London ‘gangland’ throughout the 1950s & 60s. Context in use would be threatening and intimidating to the ‘less hard’ persons. Sometimes the word ‘son’ would be substituted for the word ‘sonny’ in which case the threat was even greater.
You seem to be forgetting...



In all it's glory

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Friday 25th May 2018
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Smiler. said:
You seem to be forgetting...



In all it's glory
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gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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The irony of all the butthurt weepingbabies on this thread, queuing up
to complain about my use of the word "Son", whilst happily throwing
their self perceived insult, well those with the balls to admit it's intent as an
insult, of gammon, has just struck me. And it's nothing short of
hilarious.rofl

Specially trained psychobabble experts, have now been installed at all
A&E's , the E is for Emergency , to avoid any miscomprehension,
to try and negate the obvious hurt and damage I have unintentionally inflicted
on any of these poor lambs.

Peace be with you, my sons. laughlaughlaugh





anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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gooner1 said:
The irony of all the butthurt weepingbabies on this thread, queuing up
to complain about my use of the word "Son", whilst happily throwing
their self perceived insult, well those with the balls to admit it's intent as an
insult, of gammon, has just struck me. And it's nothing short of
hilarious.rofl

Specially trained psychobabble experts, have now been installed at all
A&E's , the E is for Emergency , to avoid any miscomprehension,
to try and negate the obvious hurt and damage I have unintentionally inflicted
on any of these poor lambs.

Peace be with you, my sons. laughlaughlaugh




Of course. Have a lie down.

smn159

12,644 posts

217 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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gooner1 said:
The irony of all the butthurt weepingbabies on this thread, queuing up
to complain about my use of the word "Son", whilst happily throwing
their self perceived insult, well those with the balls to admit it's intent as an
insult, of gammon, has just struck me. And it's nothing short of
hilarious.rofl

Specially trained psychobabble experts, have now been installed at all
A&E's , the E is for Emergency , to avoid any miscomprehension,
to try and negate the obvious hurt and damage I have unintentionally inflicted
on any of these poor lambs.

Peace be with you, my sons. laughlaughlaugh

A brave effort but only 5/10 I'm afraid.

Extra points for 'butthurt' but 'babies'? Maybe half a point for that, but a missed opportunity for 'Snowflakes' and perhaps 'Libtard'

Good use of poor grammar and punctuation, a couple of forced smilies and an assertion that others are 'hilarious', but points lost for a lack of block capitals and no description of how things were better in your day.

laughlaughlaugh
rofl
etc






anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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gooner1 said:
The irony of all the butthurt weepingbabies on this thread, queuing up
to complain about my use of the word "Son", whilst happily throwing
their self perceived insult, well those with the balls to admit it's intent as an
insult, of gammon, has just struck me. And it's nothing short of
hilarious.rofl

Specially trained psychobabble experts, have now been installed at all
A&E's , the E is for Emergency , to avoid any miscomprehension,
to try and negate the obvious hurt and damage I have unintentionally inflicted
on any of these poor lambs.

Peace be with you, my sons. laughlaughlaugh




Gooner is English your first language?

You seem to randomly throw words and punctuation and emojis together and your posts are actually very hard to understand. You’re constantly laughing at your own posts but nobody seems to be joining you. Are you actually using humour or is something wrong with you?

You old folk are usually quite interesting people who have experienced loads and being near the end usually gives you a different perspective than those of us with outer lives ahead of us.

Unfortunately your message is often completely lost due to your unique and highly experimental use of the English language.







BruceV8

3,325 posts

247 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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El stovey said:
Unfortunately your message is often completely lost due to your unique and highly experimental use of the English language.
Alright, I'm a bit gammony and have some sympathy with gooner, but I found this sentence indecently funny. hehe

Carry on ...

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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Roman Rhodes said:
Of course. Have a lie down.
My dear Soupy,
your riposte was so extraordinary cutting, that I fear I
shall never recover from it.
Not really, it was wk. smile




gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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smn159 said:
A brave effort but only 5/10 I'm afraid.

Extra points for 'butthurt' but 'babies'? Maybe half a point for that, but a missed opportunity for 'Snowflakes' and perhaps 'Libtard'

Good use of poor grammar and punctuation, a couple of forced smilies and an assertion that others are 'hilarious', but points lost for a lack of block capitals and no description of how things were better in your day.

laughlaughlaugh
rofl
etc




Oh dear, is there anything worse than a bitter, failed ex school teacher.
I can smell the ingrained odour of despair and chalk from here. smile

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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[quote=El stovey]

Gooner is English your first language?

You seem to randomly throw words and punctuation and emojis together and your posts are actually very hard to understand. You’re constantly laughing at your own posts but nobody seems to be joining you. Are you actually using humour or is something wrong with you?

You old folk are usually quite interesting people who have experienced loads and being near the end usually gives you a different perspective than those of us with outer lives ahead of us.

Unfortunately your message is often completely lost due to your unique and highly experimental use of the English language.






[quote]

Would you think badly of me if I were to ask you to employ a comma ,or
two, in your correspondence? TIA. smile

Btw, wtf is an outer life, is that experimental too? laugh





Edited by gooner1 on Saturday 26th May 23:49

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Saturday 26th May 2018
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gooner1 said:
Oh dear, is there anything worse than a bitter, failed ex school teacher.
I can smell the ingrained odour of despair and chalk from here. smile
hehebow

NerveAgent

3,313 posts

220 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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It’s like gooner has gone in to some gammon self destruct sequence! You know things are bad when powerstroke is your only ally.

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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NerveAgent said:
It’s like gooner has gone in to some gammon self destruct sequence! You know things are bad when powerstroke is your only ally.
As riveting as your post undoubtedly wasn't , was it really worth
dragging yourself away from a nice, comforting spreadsheet for?

As for self destructing , I think that is far more likely to be the kind of action you SJW's
would succumb to.
Us old boys have much thicker hides. That's not to
say your concern isn't appreciated. laugh

Gloria Slap

8,964 posts

206 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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NerveAgent said:
It’s like gooner has gone in to some gammon self destruct sequence! You know things are bad when powerstroke is your only ally.
And he's back for more!

A glutton for self-flagellation it seems.

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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Gloria Slap said:
And he's back for more!

A glutton for self-flagellation it seems.
Pot and kettle anyone ????

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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Gloria Slap said:
And he's back for more!

A glutton for self-flagellation it seems.
Evening Glo, haven't you got any friendly old racist ladies or school chums to
chastise face to face? Or is it a bit too wet outside atm. eek

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Sunday 27th May 2018
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gooner1 said:
Gloria Slap said:
And he's back for more!

A glutton for self-flagellation it seems.
Evening Glo, haven't you got any friendly old, frail racist ladies or school chums to
chastise face to face? Or is it a bit too wet outside atm. eek

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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Dan Hannan said:
Surely, the properly woke way to refer to angry, red-faced men is as “people of choler.
Brilliant, Hannan really does have a great turn of phrase - and in several languages, too.

Countdown

39,854 posts

196 months

Monday 28th May 2018
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gooner1 said:
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Us old boys have much thicker hides.
We're on page 22 of various people asserting how they're not upset at all about the use of the word Gammon and how it's racist and how it's completely unlike snowflake/libtard/SJW.

Who exactly are you trying to convince?