King 'Alex' of Scotland maybe in trouble

[number 46]

Who would have thought that such a nice guy would be accused of sexual harassment!!!

[Troubleatmill]

Thread running already - being discussed at length in Scottish independence thread.

Come join the party!!!

[Kinkell]

It's a 6 year old story now. Nobody felt the need to out him before his big vote for some reason.

[Kccv23highliftcam]

Feart, after all it was going to be Paradise after the ref!

[poo at Paul's]

Imagine that huffin and puffin away on top of ya?

[Wobbegong]

poo at Paul's said:

Imagine that huffin and puffin away on top of ya?

Screaming “Freeeeeeedom” as he climaxes

[irocfan]

I'd imagine there'd be no-one wanting him going down on them - fishy is not good

[irocfan]

aaaaaannnnnd he's resigned

[BlackLabel]

Bloke with multiple public sector pensions (6 of them) is now begging for help to pay his legal fees.

“In a lengthy statement posted on Twitter, Salmond said he would reapply to the party if he wins and at the same time launched a crowd-funding appeal to help pay his legal costs – a measure likely to infuriate SNP executives.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/aug/29/al...

Also wonder if there’s more dirt to come tomorrow?





Edit: and he earns 2k a week for his newspaper columns + there’s the RT job.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13709665.Alex_S...

Edited by BlackLabel on Wednesday 29th August 22:06

[hidetheelephants]

Kinkell said:

It's a 6 year old story now. Nobody felt the need to out him before his big vote for some reason.

The alleged offences occurred 6 years ago, the offences were only reported a few months ago and Eck's publicity campaign was an attempt at getting ahead of it as it appears the investigation had reached the point at which it would have been made public anyway.

[anonymous-user]

I'm organising a fundraiser.
It just feels the right thing to do.

[r11co]

techiedave said:

I'm organising a fundraiser.
It just feels the right thing to do.

Get this woman to look after the account (although don't expect to see any of the money afterwards)...



Or maybe this one...



This one will take care of the tax situation for you...



...plus she clearly knows Salmond intimately...

[irocfan]

techiedave said:

I'm organising a fundraiser.
It just feels the right thing to do.

perhaps you could help him out on the emotional front and get diane a to mend his broken heart (and maybe chip in with a £7.53 note for the fund raiser too)

[Byker28i]

irocfan said:

techiedave said:

I'm organising a fundraiser.
It just feels the right thing to do.

perhaps you could help him out on the emotional front and get diane a to mend his broken heart (and maybe chip in with a £7.53 note for the fund raiser too)

Diane: "no wait, £11.76, £25 each, or was that....."

[ApOrbital]

He will be back in office next year.

[r11co]

ApOrbital said:

He will be back in office next year.

Are you saying that with conviction or through despondency?

Notwithstanding that he held no office within the SNP before he resigned, I think Nigel Farage has a better chance of becoming Scottish FIrst Minister than Salmond has of resurrecting any possible political career.

Nicola Sturgeon's latest statement is worded carefully.....



"Huge sadness about this whole situation", not huge sadness over the announcement of his resignation. She has seen the evidence and she clearly believes the allegations.

Edited by r11co on Thursday 30th August 09:42

[anonymous-user]

BlackLabel said:

Bloke with multiple public sector pensions (6 of them) is now begging for help to pay his legal fees.

“In a lengthy statement posted on Twitter, Salmond said he would reapply to the party if he wins and at the same time launched a crowd-funding appeal to help pay his legal costs – a measure likely to infuriate SNP executives.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/aug/29/al...

Also wonder if there’s more dirt to come tomorrow?





Edit: and he earns 2k a week for his newspaper columns + there’s the RT job.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13709665.Alex_S...

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 29th August 22:06

Over £75k donated from 3000 or so people. Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate.

[AJL308]

r11co said:

ApOrbital said:

He will be back in office next year.

Are you saying that with conviction or through despondency?

Notwithstanding that he held no office within the SNP before he resigned, I think Nigel Farage has a better chance of becoming Scottish FIrst Minister than Salmond has of resurrecting any possible political career.

Nicola Sturgeon's latest statement is worded carefully.....



"Huge sadness about this whole situation", not huge sadness over the announcement of his resignation. She has seen the evidence and she clearly believes the allegations.

Edited by r11co on Thursday 30th August 09:42

Totally agree. That's the kind of speech you give prior to going to the cells and handing your disgraced best mate his trusty service revolver and a single round of ammunition!

What strikes me as totally baffling are the contents of this line:

However, the hard fact remains that two complaints were received by the Scottish Government that could not be ignored or swept under the carpet".

Why the juddering fk would you include the words in bold? They are unnecessary, adding nothing to the sentence or paragraph and seem to suggest a subconscious unwritten suggestion of - "because we really, really tried as it's SOP for this type of thing but some tt leaked it before we could"

[r11co]

AJL308 said:

What strikes me as totally baffling are the contents of this line:

However, the hard fact remains that two complaints were received by the Scottish Government that could not be ignored or swept under the carpet".

Why the juddering fk would you include the words in bold? They are unnecessary, adding nothing to the sentence or paragraph and seem to suggest a subconscious unwritten suggestion of - "because we really, really tried as it's SOP for this type of thing but some tt leaked it before we could"

Bearing in mind arrogant Alex has now admitted that he had three meetings with Nicola where he tried to cajole information about the enquiry out of her (in other words try and persuade her to make it go away) I take the bit in bold as a thinly disguised message from Nippy back to her old boss.

[anonymous-user]

r11co said:

That is some seriously strangely arousing stuff.
It's like a fairy tale gone hideously wrong or one of those Channel 5 British sex programmes that pop up from time to time.
I know him and I know her it's the Elsa Lanchester (Bride of Frankenstein) lookalikey