98 yr old duke crashes range rover

[Robertj21a]

R0G said:

So prince Philip crashes his range rover but has a driver on hand to drive it for him - so why did he drive it?

Because he enjoys driving ?

[essayer]

Scabutz said:

Nichols Winchel the sycophantic that is being all serious on the BBC news at the min.

Some old dude binned his car, who really cares.

seriously how old is Witchell now
Must be just hanging on for the Big Day, wheeled out of a cupboard occasionally for minor royal events like this

[Cerdo Espada]

ForZiE23 said:

... debris from the car and wing mirror pointed out in the pile of glass!!

Pieces of which are now listed on eBay by enterprising locals !
Bidding currently up to £712.....

[FourWheelDrift]

May must be loving it, the heat of the media is lifted for a day.

[Scabutz]

essayer said:

Scabutz said:

Nichols Winchel the sycophantic that is being all serious on the BBC news at the min.

Some old dude binned his car, who really cares.

seriously how old is Witchell now
Must be just hanging on for the Big Day, wheeled out of a cupboard occasionally for minor royal events like this

Yeah, he must be hoping for Madge to feck off as much as Jug ears. Isn't he the guy who Charles was accidentally overhead saying he disliked?

[Cupramax]

mcelliott said:

Just watching ITV news - treating everyone like idiots. It's like watching Newsround...

Stick with the beeb, they have Lizo Mzimba who does all his reports like he's still on Newsround

[colin79666]

Both drivers breathalysed. Both negative.
Wonder what insurance the duke has. Royal and Son Alliance?

[ninepoint2]

jsc15 said:

Has anyone mentioned a Uno yet?

oh, OK

Was it white?

[Hub]

Something for the other driver to tell the grandkids!

[.:ian:.]

Pericoloso said:

Scabutz said:

Was the other car a white fiat panda?

Uno.

No he doesn't, that's why he asked

[Scabutz]

FourWheelDrift said:

May must be loving it, the heat of the media is lifted for a day.

If you wear a hat of the tin foil variety you might believe it was all done on purpose.

May: Madge they're killing me out here. Can't one of the enormous mentalists in your family do something to deflect.
HRH: we've done all the marriage and baby announcements we can.
May: there must be something
HRH: I'll get Phil to stage a car crash, he has some experience in that area.

[FourWheelDrift]

colin79666 said:

Both drivers breathalysed. Both negative.
Wonder what insurance the duke has. Royal and Son Alliance?

If he wasn't it wouldn't be the first time he's spent a night at her Majesty's pleasure.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

Scabutz said:

essayer said:

Scabutz said:

Nichols Winchel the sycophantic that is being all serious on the BBC news at the min.

Some old dude binned his car, who really cares.

seriously how old is Witchell now
Must be just hanging on for the Big Day, wheeled out of a cupboard occasionally for minor royal events like this

Yeah, he must be hoping for Madge to feck off as much as Jug ears. Isn't he the guy who Charles was accidentally overhead saying he disliked?

Yes. IIRC it was 'I can't stand that man'

[Halb]

Kierkegaard said:

Stop getting Bond wrong!

He was probably listening to the Return of the Saint soundrack.

[Muddle238]

The "oh st" moment when your flash-them-out crash for cash scam goes tits up...

[FourWheelDrift]

Muddle238 said:

The "oh st" moment when your flash-them-out crash for cash scam goes tits up...

Philip to other car driver : "Erm...maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement, how does the title of Earl of Wessex sound to you?"
Aide : "Excuse me your majesty, doesn't your son Edward have that already"
Philip : "Yes but he's not doing anything with it.

[fttm]

Scabutz said:

If you wear a hat of the tin foil variety you might believe it was all done on purpose.

May: Madge they're killing me out here. Can't one of the enormous mentalists in your family do something to deflect.
HRH: we've done all the marriage and baby announcements we can.
May: there must be something
HRH: I'll get Phil to stage a car crash, he has some experience in that area.

[kilty2]

FourWheelDrift said:

If he wasn't it wouldn't be the first time he's spent a night at her Majesty's pleasure.

This deserves a

[dvs_dave]

[JagLover]

dvs_dave said: