Why are the French good at protesting but useless at war?

Why are the French good at protesting but useless at war?

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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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They seem good at protesting but when it comes to the battlefield like their vest their insides turn yellow.

james-witton

1,363 posts

107 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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I’m not sure that Napoleon would have agreed with you, or the many armies he defeated across Europe.

Or the BEF lads who fought a rear guard action alongside the French and helping so many to get off the beaches at Dunkirk.

But you’re right that they do seem to like a good barricade don’t they?

Edited by james-witton on Saturday 16th February 07:42


Edited by james-witton on Saturday 16th February 07:43

Derek Smith

45,655 posts

248 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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james-witton said:
I’m not sure that Napoleon would have agreed with you, or the many armies he defeated across Europe.

Or the BEF lads who fought a rear guard action alongside the French and helping so many to get off the beaches at Dunkirk.

But you’re right that they do seem to like a good barricade don’t they?

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One of history's most irritating conclusions is that the French, under Napoleon, were one of the best, if not the best, European armies.

The French riots in the 60s were something else. They were mega. All we could mount was youths throwing stones at undefended coppers in Grosvenor Square. Wimps in comparison.


JensenA

5,671 posts

230 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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What ridiculous xenophobic statement to start a thread! The French protest because, unlike we British who are too sheepish and scared to protest, they actually have the courage to stand up for what they believe in.
They turn 'yellow' on the battlefield? What battlefield would that be? WWII? That one 76 years ago, where the mighty British Army of about 400,000 men, in only a matter of weeks, were forced back in retreat to Dunkirk, and left the French to fend for themselves.

Teddy Lop

8,294 posts

67 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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If you inform yourself via historical records, or even via people who've fought alongside them, rather than the nationalistic rhetoric that's amusing but only taken seriously by idiots you'll find many accounts of soldiers of great bravery and duty etc.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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JensenA said:
What ridiculous xenophobic statement to start a thread!
Because this is PH, and it's in vogue! sacré bleu! Vive la France, vive la liberté, liberté, égalité, fraternité!

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Do some recent history and learn about France's involvement in war. Wouldn't call them useless or yellow in any way.

smifffymoto

4,548 posts

205 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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I can cope with trolls but I draw a line at idiots.OP included.

mygoldfishbowl

3,701 posts

143 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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If it wasn't for the French the Americans would be speaking English.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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For Sale:-

One genuine French army rifle. Only thrown down twice.

Derek Smith

45,655 posts

248 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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mygoldfishbowl said:
If it wasn't for the French the Americans would be speaking English.
That's good. I like it. I'll probably use it.

On the other hand:

The Mad Monk said:
For Sale:-

One genuine French army rifle. Only thrown down twice.
That's a bit pathetic.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Derek Smith said:
On the other hand:

The Mad Monk said:
For Sale:-

One genuine French army rifle. Only thrown down twice.
That's a bit pathetic.
On the other hand:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_France

https://www.quora.com/Why-does-France-have-a-reput...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1917_French_Army_mut...


Edited by The Mad Monk on Saturday 16th February 09:36

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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The Mad Monk said:
Derek Smith said:
On the other hand:

The Mad Monk said:
For Sale:-

One genuine French army rifle. Only thrown down twice.
That's a bit pathetic.
On the other hand:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_France
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Verdun

bitchstewie

51,202 posts

210 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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What a nasty thread.

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

198 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Christ. Study some history OP, particularly around WW1. Particularly verdun as above.

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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One of the things I admire about the French is their will and determination to look after No 1 and don't worry what anybody else thinks.

As for us Brits, well we moan a lot and ................................................we moan a lot and........................

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Vaux

Sadly ultimately a French loss but fought one like a bd and was honoured by the Germans on the defeat.

Piha

7,150 posts

92 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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I for one, would be very happy to hear of the OP's many battles and conflicts where they bravely defeated countless enemies.......

tank


Or did he just (wet) dream all about it?

AnotherClarkey

3,596 posts

189 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Threads like this are an embarrassment for our country.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Piha said:
I for one, would be very happy to hear of the OP's many battles and conflicts where they bravely defeated countless enemies.......

tank


Or did he just (wet) dream all about it?
Ahhh but those on this thread denigrating the martial efforts of others are british don't you know and can ride on the shoulders of giants without putting in any effort themselfs