I know nothing about boats - but this looks like fun!

I know nothing about boats - but this looks like fun!

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Mastiff

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2,515 posts

241 months

normalbloke

7,450 posts

219 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Ha, small world. This chap keeps some of his boats etc in the same yard as my friend operates from. He’s a bit of a local ‘character’ to say the least, but he does have some nice shiny stuff for sale, that’s for sure.

Simpo Two

85,420 posts

265 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Looks jolly bumpy if you ask me! I suspect the cabin would be a torture chamber at any speed, and with only the sky to look at.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Friday 24th June 2022
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Simpo Two said:
Looks jolly bumpy if you ask me! I suspect the cabin would be a torture chamber at any speed, and with only the sky to look at.
I doubt you'd chose to ge down there whilst moving. laugh

I'm thinking Bond villain locks Bond in and sets to fast tumble for 45 minutes.

OutInTheShed

7,597 posts

26 months

Saturday 25th June 2022
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I think I'd prefer to have the lorry.

Huntsman

8,054 posts

250 months

Saturday 25th June 2022
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He's been trying to flog that for years.

ecsrobin

17,118 posts

165 months

Saturday 25th June 2022
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normalbloke said:
Ha, small world. This chap keeps some of his boats etc in the same yard as my friend operates from. He’s a bit of a local ‘character’ to say the least, but he does have some nice shiny stuff for sale, that’s for sure.
Racing driver?

normalbloke

7,450 posts

219 months

Saturday 25th June 2022
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ecsrobin said:
normalbloke said:
Ha, small world. This chap keeps some of his boats etc in the same yard as my friend operates from. He’s a bit of a local ‘character’ to say the least, but he does have some nice shiny stuff for sale, that’s for sure.
Racing driver?
Yes

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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Huntsman said:
He's been trying to flog that for years.
With marine diesel nudging £1.70 a litre and a doubtless prodigious appetite for the same he'll probably be trying for quite some while yet.

As as aside it's wonderful to see the current cost of fuel seems to have resulted in a remarkable reduction in the amount of Bellends on jetskis and Romford Navy morons 'avvvin it 'faaakin large out on the water this season.

Every cloud has a silver lining... smile

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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Romford Navy.

clap

rofl

Huntsman

8,054 posts

250 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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Jaguar steve said:
With marine diesel nudging £1.70 a litre and a doubtless prodigious appetite for the same he'll probably be trying for quite some while yet.

As as aside it's wonderful to see the current cost of fuel seems to have resulted in a remarkable reduction in the amount of Bellends on jetskis and Romford Navy morons 'avvvin it 'faaakin large out on the water this season.

Every cloud has a silver lining... smile
Funny you say that, our home port, Yarmouth busy as ever, certainly the white flybridges as much in evidence as they ever were.

Searider

979 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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Huntsman said:
He's been trying to flog that for years.
Not quite. This one was only recently finished.
The red one and white one were sold last year. I surveyed them for the buyers. They go pretty well and being diesel much cheaper to run than pretty much anything else that will do 70mph on water.
The ride isn’t too bad either sat in suspension seats.

Boo12345

89 posts

27 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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Jaguar steve said:
Huntsman said:
He's been trying to flog that for years.
With marine diesel nudging £1.70 a litre and a doubtless prodigious appetite for the same he'll probably be trying for quite some while yet.

As as aside it's wonderful to see the current cost of fuel seems to have resulted in a remarkable reduction in the amount of Bellends on jetskis and Romford Navy morons 'avvvin it 'faaakin large out on the water this season.

Every cloud has a silver lining... smile
You really have got a serious issue there! If you really dont like Essex that much why dont you live elsewhere? You sound like a very bitter little man,that has some sort of hang up’s with people that have worked hard and done well? I own a jetski and i agree that a lot that do are infact Bellends,but there are a LOT of people that sail that are Bellends and to be honest you come across as a huge one! Now have a sit down and have a think about what went wrong in your life and dont blame everyone else?????

normalbloke

7,450 posts

219 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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Boo12345 said:
Jaguar steve said:
Huntsman said:
He's been trying to flog that for years.
With marine diesel nudging £1.70 a litre and a doubtless prodigious appetite for the same he'll probably be trying for quite some while yet.

As as aside it's wonderful to see the current cost of fuel seems to have resulted in a remarkable reduction in the amount of Bellends on jetskis and Romford Navy morons 'avvvin it 'faaakin large out on the water this season.

Every cloud has a silver lining... smile
You really have got a serious issue there! If you really dont like Essex that much why dont you live elsewhere? You sound like a very bitter little man,that has some sort of hang up’s with people that have worked hard and done well? I own a jetski and i agree that a lot that do are infact Bellends,but there are a LOT of people that sail that are Bellends and to be honest you come across as a huge one! Now have a sit down and have a think about what went wrong in your life and dont blame everyone else?????
There goes the thread…

Pete54

199 posts

110 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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These are vehicles which look really sharp onshore or in a marina.

The vast majority of people who actually experience something more than 60 knots on water rarely want to do it again. My father raced small powerboats, granted in the days before suspension seats. Spent his later years in serious backpain due to the damage.

As a leisure activity? Well the force of the slipstream is great for the first 60 seconds, then everyone seeks shelter. Hopefully it is flat clam - otherwise moving is pretty fraught.

Diesel so - somewhat more affordable, great for a quick blast, but then what?

Getting across the Channel is even somewhat problematic in terms of comfort. Great for posing but give me a large Nelson - so I can get there and back even when the weather starts to get awkward

Funky Squirrel

369 posts

72 months

Sunday 26th June 2022
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I think I would feel short changed having two diesel six rather than petrol v8s in it. The sound wouldn't match the shape or bright orange colour.

That said I am not a Miami drug runner so what do I know...

Marumi

171 posts

26 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Boo12345 said:
You really have got a serious issue there! If you really dont like Essex that much why dont you live elsewhere? You sound like a very bitter little man,that has some sort of hang up’s with people that have worked hard and done well? I own a jetski and i agree that a lot that do are infact Bellends,but there are a LOT of people that sail that are Bellends and to be honest you come across as a huge one! Now have a sit down and have a think about what went wrong in your life and dont blame everyone else?????
Awful punctuation, rant that meets council Facebook standards, owns a jetski......

If it looks like a duck. quacks like a duck,,,,,,,,,

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Marumi said:
Boo12345 said:
You really have got a serious issue there! If you really dont like Essex that much why dont you live elsewhere? You sound like a very bitter little man,that has some sort of hang up’s with people that have worked hard and done well? I own a jetski and i agree that a lot that do are infact Bellends,but there are a LOT of people that sail that are Bellends and to be honest you come across as a huge one! Now have a sit down and have a think about what went wrong in your life and dont blame everyone else?????
Awful punctuation, rant that meets council Facebook standards, owns a jetski......

If it looks like a duck. quacks like a duck,,,,,,,,,
yes Exactly so.

History tells us there's been numerous succesfull prosecutions of jetski users for speeding and anti-social behaviour along the Essex coast but in decades of sailing I don't recall any sailors being taken to court over their conduct whilst at sea.

Stereotypes of any kind simply wouldn't exist unless there was sufficient evidence for them to do so.






anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Jaguar steve said:
Marumi said:
Boo12345 said:
You really have got a serious issue there! If you really dont like Essex that much why dont you live elsewhere? You sound like a very bitter little man,that has some sort of hang up’s with people that have worked hard and done well? I own a jetski and i agree that a lot that do are infact Bellends,but there are a LOT of people that sail that are Bellends and to be honest you come across as a huge one! Now have a sit down and have a think about what went wrong in your life and dont blame everyone else?????
Awful punctuation, rant that meets council Facebook standards, owns a jetski......

If it looks like a duck. quacks like a duck,,,,,,,,,
yes Exactly so.

History tells us there's been numerous succesfull prosecutions of jetski users for speeding and anti-social behaviour along the Essex coast but in decades of sailing I don't recall any sailors being taken to court over their conduct whilst at sea.

Stereotypes of any kind simply wouldn't exist unless there was sufficient evidence for them to do so.
This in spades.

Romford Navy is 100% a thing. Got to any beach north of Southend and you will see them. Mersea, Brightlingsea, even up as far as Clacton. You'll spot the Romford Navy a mile off - fat, pink, and they'll be the ones gunning their boats/jetskis up the gravel/beach like some sort of gurning Joey Deacon Miami Vice. Pickup/RRS parked nearby. The locals can spot them a mile off, and afford them the respect then deserve (or not, as the case may be)

An absolute menace to those of us who live nearby and sail/kayak/fish.

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Back on-topic, I can't see where to fit rod holders or a berley bucket, and that foredeck looks a bit precarious for a casting platform.
I also doubt that I can launch it off a tidal sand ramp, or tow it with the mighty Subaru Outback.

I'll let someone else buy it.





You can probably guess what I use my boat for.