Fousands of Income Streams
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Mr-B

4,462 posts

216 months

Sunday 21st December 2025
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He had a previous PH thread locked and removed i believe as it ripped the piss and he wasn't happyrofl

Galibier

927 posts

9 months

Sunday 21st December 2025
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Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.


Mirinjawbro

976 posts

86 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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He reminds me of someone on the apprentice a few years back. Or is it.

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Meet our co-founder and visionary leader, Joseph Valente, who was expelled from school at 15, but fought his way all the way to a billionaire boardroom, winning the hit BBC Show – The Apprentice along the way.

Raymond Reddington

3,021 posts

132 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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Mirinjawbro said:
He reminds me of someone on the apprentice a few years back. Or is it.

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Meet our co-founder and visionary leader, Joseph Valente, who was expelled from school at 15, but fought his way all the way to a billionaire boardroom, winning the hit BBC Show The Apprentice along the way.
Check out the comments on the video, he’s replying to all the negative ones, clearly can’t see how cringe the video is even when people are pointing it out!

Galibier

927 posts

9 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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Man he is easily triggered isn’t he. The replies to the negative comments are absolute gold.

m3jappa

6,863 posts

240 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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Nezquick said:
Nick Forest said:
Private_eye said:
Narcissistic cokehead idiot and world-class fake guru cringe machine Jospeh Valente is making some wicked videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIHVz1VTM4g

Highlights:

00:00-00:45 a series of ridiculous poses and outfits, leased cars, cheap graphics and what must be his Discord-based 'university' in the intro.
Clearly heavily influenced by Andrew Tate. I would say a Tesco Value version, but Tate is already cheap and nasty.

'Road to a Billion'. Hyberbole similar to my other favourite fake guru: a certain self-obsessed 'AI Health' 'entrepreneur' that spouts similar amounts of laughable bks. The road isn't looking so good for 36 year old Joseph. His is Sugar-funded Impra Gas business folded with debts of £2 million. How many millions of pub grub has he shoved up his beak?

01:10 posing outside the Holiday Inn. The Billionaire's choice. Brentesque slow-walk off camera.

04:33 Look at the thousand-yard stare on his poor employee. Looks like he has a gun to her head. Probably sick of his posturing and wishing he paid her more than minimum wage.

07:07 moving 'the HQ' (their only office?) to a new location. Perhaps because he didn't pay rent on the last one. Trader Masters is not only an (entirely uncredited) "university for trades" but the first one ever according to Joseph! Who better to teach 'trades' than someone whose only skill is loudly and confidently talking gibberish and whose gas company closed owing millions? Glad he didn't miss the opportunity to exaggerate how much the rent is.

07:38 "The only company in Peterborough to have a rooftop bar". Good priorities and accidental Partridge.

10:42 A rectangle all the way down. Radical idea for an office.

13:08 Some Brentesque nonsense.

17:25 the work party! Notice how young they all are. All min wage, naive call centre staff, I'd bet. Bet he made them buy their own drinks.

I do have some material on Jord the Fraud and his pet goblin's fake AI investment scam. Will post it when I have time.
Christ on a bike! Is he for real? banghead
Imagine working for that prick!
I need to watch this properly later, it's like people just do nothing, which is very similar to the office. Its so ridiculous its hilarious hehe

He is to the building trade what mc Grindr is to garage music hehe


Edited by m3jappa on Monday 22 December 07:52

swanseaboydan

2,164 posts

185 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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What an absolute chopper

egomeister

7,500 posts

285 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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Private_eye

191 posts

57 months

Monday 22nd December 2025
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Joseph Valente and Mr Alexander both remind me of 4am coked up kitchen chatters, as others have pointed out. Imagine being trapped in a room with those two. Talk about battle of the delusional megalomaniacs. My money's on it quickly turning into a fight to the death (strong psycho vibes from both of them too) and Scott tearing him Joseph to bits.