Show us your real estate pawn (vol 2)

Show us your real estate pawn (vol 2)

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kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Awful
Pic 12...sofas at the end of the bed for the live sex show???eek

petop

2,135 posts

165 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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berlintaxi said:
Tony Montana just rang, wants his house back!

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

246 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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It's a great price though. A quid a light bulb it works out as.....

Bargain.

dazzalse

564 posts

178 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Zonergem

1,368 posts

91 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Could the Tony Montana house belong to someone like Ricky Hatton? The gym doesn't seem over-used...

Bonefish Blues

26,430 posts

222 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Zonergem said:
Could the Tony Montana house belong to someone like Ricky Hatton? The gym doesn't seem over-used...
Nah - kitchen was spotless too wink

JuniorD

8,616 posts

222 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Bonefish Blues said:
Why would anyone convert a Travellodge into a home?
hehe

It's like they've taken a travellodge and installed all their favoure rooms and bits of venues from their trip to Las Vegas. Mind boggling.

Thankyou4calling

10,595 posts

172 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Not keen on the outside but the interior is spot on for me.

Love a bit of bling.

djc206

12,239 posts

124 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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God that's awful. If it had wheels it'd be a travellers wet dream

dazzalse

564 posts

178 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Zonergem said:
Could the Tony Montana house belong to someone like Ricky Hatton? The gym doesn't seem over-used...
Belongs to Gary Dean, he is well known in media/advertising but mainly due to his last divorce in 2008 which was all over the press

likesachange

2,630 posts

193 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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dazzalse said:
That is lovely and a lovely part of the world!

Some tasty roads round there

Zonergem

1,368 posts

91 months

Sunday 3rd September 2017
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Shading towards the affordable - this quite handsome property, tucked away in the hills above Dover/Folkestone - not listed and perhaps in need of a little sympathetic updating but absolutely liveable as-is. Popping to France for the day seems eminently possible.

It reminds me overwhelmingly of my grandparents houses, as dimly remembered 30 years on.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

louiebaby

10,651 posts

190 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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Zonergem said:
Shading towards the affordable - this quite handsome property, tucked away in the hills above Dover/Folkestone - not listed and perhaps in need of a little sympathetic updating but absolutely liveable as-is. Popping to France for the day seems eminently possible.

It reminds me overwhelmingly of my grandparents houses, as dimly remembered 30 years on.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...
It needs a kitchen, and once all the furniture is out I bet the majority of it would need decorating, but otherwise, what a lovely place. Does it have night storage heaters everywhere as well? If it needs a full heating install as well, then it starts to sound like a bit more work.

Locally, this popped up in my search:





Obligatory Devon orchard included:



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

It's got some low beams, odd angles, and funny spaces, as you might expect with any 16th century farmhouse. I would never fit in it, but it would be perfect for a jockey...

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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No land to speak of, possibly a little spendy to heat, and probably needs a new roof every Thursday or so.

But it's a granite castle built a century before the Jacobyte uprising, restored, and it is quite pretty.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...



Yours for 650k.

phil_cardiff

7,041 posts

207 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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I grew up near here and this was always a house I admired.

It's too close to the A40 to be my dream house but it does offer good value for money compared to some areas of the UK.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...


HaroldBishop

652 posts

176 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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berlintaxi said:
I have many questions about that place but the main one is why is there a chair that faces the wrong way in the cinema?



Also, an indoor sex pond with mirrored ceiling to boot. Jesus.

Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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HaroldBishop said:
I have many questions about that place but the main one is why is there a chair that faces the wrong way in the cinema?
That's where matron sits to enforce the 'no touching' rule.

RichB

51,429 posts

283 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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Laurel Green said:
HaroldBishop said:
I have many questions about that place but the main one is why is there a chair that faces the wrong way in the cinema?
That's where matron sits to enforce the 'no touching' rule.
I assumed it's where the usherette sits with the popcorn.

minimoog

6,851 posts

218 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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HaroldBishop said:
Also, an indoor sex pond with mirrored ceiling to boot. Jesus.
There appears to be a mic stand next to the chair, so some kind of presentation seems to be in mind.

Holidays snaps perhaps.

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 4th September 2017
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RichB said:
Laurel Green said:
HaroldBishop said:
I have many questions about that place but the main one is why is there a chair that faces the wrong way in the cinema?
That's where matron sits to enforce the 'no touching' rule.
I assumed it's where the usherette sits with the popcorn.
Correct - with ice cream too.
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