Show us your real estate pawn (vol 2)

Show us your real estate pawn (vol 2)

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NDA

21,572 posts

225 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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AstonZagato said:
NDA said:
DonkeyApple said:
In short, once the basic mechanics were laid out to me it suddenly had no appeal whatsoever.

The final statement was that in terms of true value it's worth how much the local farmer will pay for the land and that's pretty much it.
In the days when I had cash (many years ago), I nearly bought a chateau... I think the point of these types of properties is that it's throw away money - you have to know going in that you might lose the cash. It's about being in love with an ancient property, whatever the cost aspect might be. If you hope to recover, or even make, money, you might live there feeling rather desperate about it. I still dream of owning such a place and will happily noodle on the type of sites above...
With these types of places, it costs you €1mio to buy, you spend €1mio doing it up and it's worth €1mio.
A bit like an Aston? smile

Any worries about loss of capital would be assuaged by the fact that you owned such a place and created amazing memories. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

phil_cardiff

7,073 posts

208 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
phil_cardiff said:
It is nice but...if I had that money I'd want a proper sea view and not a crowded river mouth. Picky sod that I am.
I generally find a basic sea view terribly boring. It is after all just a wall of one shade of blue eventually meeting another shade of blue. Ultimately, you could just build a wall across your patio and paint it blue for an instant 'sea view' in the middle of a town biggrin. Sitting over a nice estuary where there is nice stretch of water, trees, nice properties and watching the comings and goings of potterers while consuming gin is more appealing to me.
Ummmm, no. I don't like people biggrin

PositronicRay

27,010 posts

183 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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DonkeyApple said:
phil_cardiff said:
It is nice but...if I had that money I'd want a proper sea view and not a crowded river mouth. Picky sod that I am.
I generally find a basic sea view terribly boring. It is after all just a wall of one shade of blue eventually meeting another shade of blue. Ultimately, you could just build a wall across your patio and paint it blue for an instant 'sea view' in the middle of a town biggrin. Sitting over a nice estuary where there is nice stretch of water, trees, nice properties and watching the comings and goings of potterers while consuming gin is more appealing to me.
Agree about the estuary bit.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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phil_cardiff said:
But of course.

Perhaps I see the appeal of the house now. What better to add a bit of frission to your sex pond frolics than knowing Gerald and Viv might be watching from their 15ft dinghy below?
Mrs_Cardiff said:
Phil, that's not what I meant when I said I wanted to do it in front of a mirror.

ben5575

6,262 posts

221 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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57 Chevy said:
Stunning.

Doofus

25,805 posts

173 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Justayellowbadge said:
phil_cardiff said:
But of course.

Perhaps I see the appeal of the house now. What better to add a bit of frission to your sex pond frolics than knowing Gerald and Viv might be watching from their 15ft dinghy below?
Mrs_Cardiff said:
Phil, that's not what I meant when I said I wanted to do it in front of a mirror.
Oh, bravo! clap

phil_cardiff

7,073 posts

208 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Doofus said:
Justayellowbadge said:
phil_cardiff said:
But of course.

Perhaps I see the appeal of the house now. What better to add a bit of frission to your sex pond frolics than knowing Gerald and Viv might be watching from their 15ft dinghy below?7
Mrs_Cardiff said:
Phil, that's not what I meant when I said I wanted to do it in front of a mirror.
Oh, bravo! clap
Lolerz, as they say.

ASA569

436 posts

89 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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57 Chevy said:
reminds me of this

https://goo.gl/maps/1uqawn1JvZz

but in a slightly colder location

Colonial

13,553 posts

205 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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RATATTAK said:
Nice place.

Man Belrose has got expensive though. Like all of Sydney I guess. No way in hell I can afford to get anything halfway decent despite owning 2 hours up the road.

phil_cardiff

7,073 posts

208 months

Zoon

6,696 posts

121 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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ben5575 said:
Stunning.
Is that not from Ferris Bueller's day off?

Edit: No, but similar

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13443...

JF87

686 posts

121 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Vast and nicely redone vicarage in commutable range of London for a touch under £2M. Location maybe a bit too Reading-y.



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

146 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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JF87 said:
Vast and nicely redone vicarage in commutable range of London for a touch under £2M. Location maybe a bit too Reading-y.



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...
That is an absolute delight.

Bonefish Blues

26,674 posts

223 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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TheLordJohn said:
JF87 said:
Vast and nicely redone vicarage in commutable range of London for a touch under £2M. Location maybe a bit too Reading-y.



http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...
That is an absolute delight.
My only criticism, if it is that, is its relentless neutrality!

DonkeyApple

55,245 posts

169 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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I like that. First property I've seen in the £2m range for a long time that ticks so many boxes.

It's nice to see a large home that has a modest frontage. It's all too common for something of this size to have gold topped gates and an oversized portico glued to the front so as to project the sudden arrival of wealth.

Not too much land. Just enough. I quite like Berkshire as well. Frankly, I could have seen myself buying that this time last year but I reckon the general running costs would be eye watering.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Other than the location, that vicarage would be pretty perfect for me.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Being a vicar wasn't a bad gig back in the day was it?

Bonefish Blues

26,674 posts

223 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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We were saying that at the weekend. The Rectory was/often still is the biggest property in a village.

Spice_Weasel

2,286 posts

253 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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That is lovely. I have family in Beech Hill which is not too far away. It's a great area.
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