Real Estate nightmares

[FourWheelDrift]

TTmonkey said:

Not sure I believe the estate agents ‘harbour glimpses’ statement. From where? Standing on the roof?

Depends how high the tide is and how far up the road the fishing boats drift.

[SpeckledJim]

TTmonkey said:

NickCQ said:

SpeckledJim said:

Very mischievous annotation of the aerial photograph by the estate agent.

Yep - need to spot that it's in the second row and only has "harbour glimpses"

Not really. The hint is the first row of houses doesn’t have a street in front of them.

Wait a couple of hours...


....now it does.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

Great to see a group of young professionals bossing the fine line between professional and social in their online profiles.

That is buttock-clenchingly bad.

[Trustmeimadoctor]

I think we have killed their web server

Like the FB profile pic pulling his cuff next to the roller.
You just wouldn't use them, I'm sure half are those that do get quick rich Schemes

Edited by Trustmeimadoctor on Tuesday 23 February 16:23

[Castrol for a knave]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

Great to see a group of young professionals bossing the fine line between professional and social in their online profiles.

That is buttock-clenchingly bad.

You can actually see a pair of those buttocks clenching. She'll need all of her warm personality, as it's bloody cold wandering around without pants.

[Escort3500]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

Great to see a group of young professionals bossing the fine line between professional and social in their online profiles.

That is buttock-clenchingly bad.

Their pics and profiles would ensure I’d not use them. Utterly nauseous.

[nikaiyo2]

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

REALLY? Thats just where people who fail the apprentice interviews wend up isn't it? I would not let any of them through the door for fear of not being able to get rid of the smell of bullst.

[nikaiyo2]

NickCQ said:

Bosham is lovely but the 'outsiders' market is expensive, yes.
That property obviously floods from time to time (look at the front door).

Yeah Bosham is nice, but its not that nice.

[Doofus]

Escort3500 said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

Great to see a group of young professionals bossing the fine line between professional and social in their online profiles.

That is buttock-clenchingly bad.

Their pics and profiles would ensure I’d not use them. Utterly nauseous.

I think it's refreshing to see that somebody has started a firm and made everybody a partner.

At least that way he doesn't actually have to pay them a salary and, as I think we all know, salepeople who are driven by commission are, hands down, the most patient, honest and ethical salepeople you can find.

Still, at least they're popular on instagramme.

And what's with the tubby pillock checking his watch because he obviously has somewhere more important to be? Although maybe he's waiting for his socks to come out of the dryer.

[DaveyBoyWonder]

nikaiyo2 said:

REALLY? Thats just where people who fail the apprentice interviews wend up isn't it? I would not let any of them through the door for fear of not being able to get rid of the smell of bullst.

Was just thinking the same. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover but...............

[parakitaMol.]

Doofus said:

Escort3500 said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

Great to see a group of young professionals bossing the fine line between professional and social in their online profiles.

That is buttock-clenchingly bad.

Their pics and profiles would ensure I’d not use them. Utterly nauseous.

I think it's refreshing to see that somebody has started a firm and made everybody a partner.

At least that way he doesn't actually have to pay them a salary and, as I think we all know, salepeople who are driven by commission are, hands down, the most patient, honest and ethical salepeople you can find.

Still, at least they're popular on instagramme.

And what's with the tubby pillock checking his watch because he obviously has somewhere more important to be? Although maybe he's waiting for his socks to come out of the dryer.

'very educated'

Totally agree, they look exactly like Apprentice people. Cringeworthy levels of self importance and confidence.

I think they have watched too many episodes of Selling Sunset.

[Howard-]

J8 SVG said:

Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team

Wow, what a throbbing bunch of try-hards.

[Escort3500]

They dress down for weekends, however...

[Rostfritt]

NickCQ said:

SpeckledJim said:

Very mischievous annotation of the aerial photograph by the estate agent.

Yep - need to spot that it's in the second row and only has "harbour glimpses"

I like that. I think I have glimpses of the Severn Estuary.

[matrignano]

Did anyone take a screenshot of "the team"?

Website is down and I'm dying to see their faces/ankles

[FourWheelDrift]

matrignano said:

Did anyone take a screenshot of "the team"?

Website is down and I'm dying to see their faces/ankles

Cached page - https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=ca...

[ExV8]

Fantastic, bs bingo in the profiles, maximum market value, around the clock 7 days a week....

[Shnozz]

Just out of interest I had a quick swizz at the "Partner" operating in my old stomping ground. (Not particularly) Interestingly, I knew the original owner of this house but good chance it's owned by a PHer here as can't be many TVR Chimaera owners who don't frequent Pistonheads.

https://www.facebook.com/chloecablerealestate/vide...

[parakitaMol.]

anonymous said:

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[outnumbered]

Howard- said:

Wow, what a throbbing bunch of try-hards.

Jesus. They must've been taking marketing lessons from the Forex lot. You'd run a mile, wouldn't you.