Real Estate nightmares

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anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 17th March 2018
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It looks like a house designed by Josef Fritzl.

FourWheelDrift

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88,510 posts

284 months

Monday 19th March 2018
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I think I've got a little bit of sick in my mouth - http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

How many bay windows?

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The lonely bath.

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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£6M to buy, and then another £6M a year on heating with all those windows! No picture of the garage either.

Spare tyre

9,566 posts

130 months

m3jappa

6,421 posts

218 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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Spare tyre said:
gone for the old gypsy wooden caravan witchy put a spell on you look?

gobuddygo

1,384 posts

185 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Spare tyre said:
I'm glad they only put 5 photos on.

Big Pants

505 posts

141 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Saw this on Twitter today. It's a bit special. My favourite is the "bathmat", but I'm sure others will love different parts of the decor...

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/...

Hoofy

76,352 posts

282 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Big Pants said:
Saw this on Twitter today. It's a bit special. My favourite is the "bathmat", but I'm sure others will love different parts of the decor...

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/...
Jesus. I had to stop after the 15th photo.

fuzzymonkey

407 posts

225 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Hoofy said:
Jesus. I had to stop after the 15th photo.
There's a car at the end for those who make it thru all of them....

.:ian:.

1,931 posts

203 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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One for the life's been draining thread

Harry Flashman

19,348 posts

242 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Hoofy said:
Big Pants said:
Saw this on Twitter today. It's a bit special. My favourite is the "bathmat", but I'm sure others will love different parts of the decor...

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/...
Jesus. I had to stop after the 15th photo.
I like the fact that in phpto 17, they already have the plastic down, for when they chop up the dead teenage hooker.

Literal house of horrors. You could film a pretty nasty slasher flick in that place. Which they probably do, but not acted.

Harry Flashman

19,348 posts

242 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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I was prophetic - I just scrolled through to the car. Anyone remember Stephen King's book "Christine".

Yep.

WindyCommon

3,372 posts

239 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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.:ian:. said:
One for the life's been draining thread
Horrified sink is horrified.

Harry Flashman

19,348 posts

242 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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hehe

Post that on the "Life's been draining lately" thread, please!

yajeed

4,892 posts

254 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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'Only shown on sunny days'....

Is that a thing in the US?

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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yajeed said:
'Only shown on sunny days'....

Is that a thing in the US?
The roof will leak like a sieve

bazza white

3,558 posts

128 months

Wednesday 28th March 2018
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BrabusMog

20,145 posts

186 months

Wednesday 28th March 2018
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bazza white said:
"One of a kind" Thank God!

Herbs

4,916 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th March 2018
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Harry Flashman said:
Hoofy said:
Big Pants said:
Saw this on Twitter today. It's a bit special. My favourite is the "bathmat", but I'm sure others will love different parts of the decor...

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/...
Jesus. I had to stop after the 15th photo.
I like the fact that in phpto 17, they already have the plastic down, for when they chop up the dead teenage hooker.

Literal house of horrors. You could film a pretty nasty slasher flick in that place. Which they probably do, but not acted.
If ever there was a house for the stereotypical special needs girl who gets to late 50's, parent die, inherits money and goes to the local reproduction shop as she wants to recreate her favourite movie house and blows the lot with no supervision - this is it.

jke11y

3,181 posts

237 months

Wednesday 4th April 2018
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Only worth the money if the fake horse is included

Avenue Road, LONDON, NW8
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