How do you get rid of badgers?

[DonkeyApple]

50 years on we're all now pouring diesel into holes, setting fire to it and killing as many things as possible.

[Andehh]

DonkeyApple said:

You've got to dominate your badger.

Burrito said:

.... 4:30am in my boxers, whilst holding a broom to fight him off if he gave me any trouble!

..... I’ve since firmed up where he came in...

Poor badger...

[Europa1]

Andehh said:

Poor badger...

I've now got a vision of Badger from Wind in the Willows breaking down as he tries to give a statement to the police...

[SantaBarbara]

If he has AST the you serve him a notice to quit and refuse to give him his deposit back

[bqf]

get Harry Hill in - he needs them for the badger parade

[Burrito]

Europa1 said:

Andehh said:

Poor badger...

I've now got a vision of Badger from Wind in the Willows breaking down as he tries to give a statement to the police...

He was a willing participant,officer.

[Blackpuddin]

If anybody comes up with an answer to this can they please tell my golf club as badgers have trashed the course. Again. Oddly though they leave the greens alone.

[HOGEPH]

Blackpuddin said:

If anybody comes up with an answer to this can they please tell my golf club as badgers have trashed the course. Again. Oddly though they leave the greens alone.

They might want to try altering their grip..

[anonymous-user]

tumble dryer said:

HOGEPH said:

have another

[Chris71]

Europa1 said:

Andehh said:

Poor badger...

I've now got a vision of Badger from Wind in the Willows breaking down as he tries to give a statement to the police...

My mental image was far less mature.

[mikal83]

My late Uncle retired country practice vet always said, the only good badger is a dead badger.

[SantaBarbara]

Badgers are very strong and they can give nasty injuries to people

[Mark Benson]

SantaBarbara said:

Badgers are very strong and they can give nasty injuries to people

.....get one of them and a swan cornering you and you've had it. FACT!

[zb]

Hmm, if putting a sign up clearly stating "No badgers" isn't working, then you need to remember badgers have terrible eyesight.

The best way to proceed, is to fashion the badgers some mice costumes, dress them up, and then simply get a cat. If, of course, you don't already own a cat, two cats would be overkill.

[Japveesix]

Blackpuddin said:

If anybody comes up with an answer to this can they please tell my golf club as badgers have trashed the course. Again. Oddly though they leave the greens alone.

Greens tend to be heavily sprayed with fertilizers, moss killers (iron sulfate), growth regulators etc, they also have no thatch layer (for things to live in) and suffer from compaction. So generally just provide a rubbish habitat for grubs/worms etc that badgers are looking for,

[Equus]

Mark Benson said:

SantaBarbara said:

Badgers are very strong and they can give nasty injuries to people

.....get one of them and a swan cornering you and you've had it. FACT!

[FBP1]

Wolverines. They're the only boys for badgers.
HTH

[Skyedriver]

trev540 said:

what ever you do be careful or you will have Brian May and his mates on your back.

Well someone had to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EllYgcWmcAY

[mikal83]

It has been said many times b4, if badgers passed a disease onto say dogs, there'd be a national outcry. But as its only Range Rover driving uber rich farmers.......................

[Camoradi]

mikal83 said:

It has been said many times b4, if badgers passed a disease onto say dogs, there'd be a national outcry. But as its only Range Rover driving uber rich farmers.......................

Dogs owners would vaccinate their pets, as they do against other diseases