How do you get rid of badgers?

How do you get rid of badgers?

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wibble cb

3,605 posts

207 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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I could send you some of these?



They would definitely get rid of the Badgers......

wink

Wiccan of Darkness

1,839 posts

83 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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CoolHands said:
save time with the bucket nonsence and just piss on the fence
^^This. Man up, and dominate the latrine.

zb

2,649 posts

164 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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Put a sign up saying; No badgers

LordHaveMurci

12,043 posts

169 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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Send it a strongly worded email, or post an anonymous note through it's letterbox.

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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It's 'sliver' not 'slither'...

Here's my problem

and then...

he has another go

jeevescat

880 posts

211 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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CoolHands said:
save time with the bucket nonsence and just piss on the fence
Yeap, did this when I couldn't be arsed to go to the shed. wink Logic is, piss on the fence and the badger goes around that bit. Save it all up and douse the whole boundary, badger turns and goes elsewhere.

Interesting to hear it if works for anyone else.

PositronicRay

27,012 posts

183 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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motco said:
It's 'sliver' not 'slither'...

Here's my problem

and then...

he has another go
Looks like he's after sausages to me. Upset any neighbours recently?

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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PositronicRay said:
motco said:
It's 'sliver' not 'slither'...

Here's my problem

and then...

he has another go
Looks like he's after sausages to me. Upset any neighbours recently?
biggrin

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

108 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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Buy camel dung from a Zoo. That should intimidate the badgers

Chris71

Original Poster:

21,536 posts

242 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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jeevescat said:
CoolHands said:
save time with the bucket nonsence and just piss on the fence
Yeap, did this when I couldn't be arsed to go to the shed. wink Logic is, piss on the fence and the badger goes around that bit. Save it all up and douse the whole boundary, badger turns and goes elsewhere.

Interesting to hear it if works for anyone else.
I've tried that (without the bucket). Did seem to be working, but then they returned. I think you need to keep doing it...

Japveesix

4,480 posts

168 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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Busa mav said:
Grandad Gaz said:
I would consider it a privilege to have them in my garden!
Then you obviously haven't had to deal with them before .
We have badgers in a fairly urban garden which we take great pride in (lots of flower beds etc) and it's an absolute privilege to have them and a joy to be able to watch them in the early winter evenings.

Get some peanuts and a torch and let you kid watch wild badgers in your garden in the evening, awesome.

Boosted LS1

21,187 posts

260 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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I wish i could have badgers or foxes in my garden. I'd happily give them a slice of my manor and feed them to.

kev b

2,715 posts

166 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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We had to apply to the Courts to have our badgers evicted, they can be very destructive in the wrong place, certainly wouldn't fancy them in the back garden.

When they first moved in decades ago we had to keep quiet as badgers were so rare at the time, not wanting visits from "undesirables".

Nowadays there are badgers everywhere and its rare to drive at night without seeing at least one, how times change.

Boosted LS1

21,187 posts

260 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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kev b said:
We had to apply to the Courts to have our badgers evicted, they can be very destructive in the wrong place, certainly wouldn't fancy them in the back garden.

When they first moved in decades ago we had to keep quiet as badgers were so rare at the time, not wanting visits from "undesirables".

Nowadays there are badgers everywhere and its rare to drive at night without seeing at least one, how times change.
I've never seen a live one. You must live somewhere rural?

trev540

252 posts

209 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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what ever you do be careful or you will have Brian May and his mates on your back.

Peanut Gallery

2,428 posts

110 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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This possibly worked on some cats down under, maybe worth a try?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8

And episode 2...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=goZ2DqMnaGc

blearyeyedboy

6,291 posts

179 months

Sunday 10th September 2017
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Serious reply.

In a cottage I used to rent, we had badgers all over the place trying to eat any veg I grew. Then a farming relative told me that badgers struggle to see beyond a few feet, so if you block their usual path they will find somewhere else to wander instead.

One plastic bin shoved sideways into a gap in a hedge later, and my badger problem was solved. No chemicals, no harming of badgers and precisely zero pissing on my lawn.

Hard-Drive

4,079 posts

229 months

Monday 11th September 2017
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Good timing on this thread, I was going to ask the same question as the little buggers are scraping up bits of my lawn...although yet to find any badger poo. However we've got about 1/2 acre, with post and rail the whole way round and backing onto fields. I can't block off entrances, and although using my current appropriately named garden leave to sit in the garden from 0900 drinking a firkin of ale a day to produce the quantities of urine required here, I'm not sure that plan is workable!

Any other ideas (apart from dust of the .22)?

Thanks

PositronicRay

27,012 posts

183 months

Monday 11th September 2017
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Hard-Drive said:
Good timing on this thread, I was going to ask the same question as the little buggers are scraping up bits of my lawn...although yet to find any badger poo. However we've got about 1/2 acre, with post and rail the whole way round and backing onto fields. I can't block off entrances, and although using my current appropriately named garden leave to sit in the garden from 0900 drinking a firkin of ale a day to produce the quantities of urine required here, I'm not sure that plan is workable!

Any other ideas (apart from dust of the .22)?

Thanks
You need to eat asparagus too, loads of it.

NDA

21,574 posts

225 months

Monday 11th September 2017
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An electric fence is not expensive and is what I did.... it stops them.