Neighbour wanting a front extension, not pleased.

Neighbour wanting a front extension, not pleased.

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Fermit and Sexy Sarah

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12,908 posts

100 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Equus said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
We're not in Mansfield, that's a good 6 miles away. We're nearer Sherwood Forest...
That statement kind of says it all.

Hyacinth Bouquet, much? rofl
Not at all. I wouldn't want anyone being under the misapprehension that we live in Mansfield. It's a dump. If you lived in Windsor would you like people to believe you live in Slough, after all, they're neighbours too.

FiF

44,050 posts

251 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Equus said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
We're not in Mansfield, that's a good 6 miles away. We're nearer Sherwood Forest...
That statement kind of says it all.

Hyacinth Bouquet, much? rofl
Lol, Harsh but fair. Soz op.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

Original Poster:

12,908 posts

100 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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FiF said:
Equus said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
We're not in Mansfield, that's a good 6 miles away. We're nearer Sherwood Forest...
That statement kind of says it all.

Hyacinth Bouquet, much? rofl
Lol, Harsh but fair. Soz op.
If I were going for snob points I'd be bleating on about how I'm from Southwell (which I am) referred to as the jewel of Nottinghamshire.

I'm glad we're here not there though, as in The Well our house would likely be £260K, with a mortgage to match.

The nearest EG's currently on the market -
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

FiF

44,050 posts

251 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Stop digging.

PositronicRay

27,006 posts

183 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
FiF said:
Equus said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
We're not in Mansfield, that's a good 6 miles away. We're nearer Sherwood Forest...
That statement kind of says it all.

Hyacinth Bouquet, much? rofl
Lol, Harsh but fair. Soz op.
If I were going for snob points I'd be bleating on about how I'm from Southwell, referred to as the jewel of Nottinghamshire.

I'm glad we're here not there though, as in The Well our house would likely be £260K, with a mortgage to match.

The nearest EG's currently on the market -
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
Nice to see traditional floor plans without those new fangled metric measurements.

Equus

16,852 posts

101 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Not at all. I wouldn't want anyone being under the misapprehension that we live in Mansfield. It's a dump. If you lived in Windsor would you like people to believe you live in Slough, after all, they're neighbours too.
Windsor, eh? Next door to the Queen, you mean? Yes, I can see how that would appeal to you as an analogy! rofl

Well, that would work if Mansfield was the shabby neighbour to somewhere nice. Looking at Google Maps, you seem to be about equidistant from Mansfield, Worksop and Chesterfield, so take your pick... they're all stholes.

I was born and raised 'about 6 miles' from Leeds (actually, it was about 7.5.. the extra mile and a half would make all the difference to you, no doubt).

I could argue that it was 'in the Aire Valley', or 'nearer to the Ancient Kingdom of Elmet than to Leeds', if I were a desperately grasping social climber, but strangely I've never seen the need to say anything other than 'Leeds' whenever I am asked where I came from originally.

mgtony

4,019 posts

190 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
dickymint said:
redcard Unless you know their financial circumstances? For all we know that's their life savings going into something to improve their lot. Sorry but your post is well out of order.
Having been their neighbour for 4 years we could cite endless other examples, it is a fact.
I suppose facts and slagging people off can still go together.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Anything I've said about the neighbour is factual and I can't recall slagging him off, further than stating we feel he's a bit selfish about how he's going about it.

Equus

16,852 posts

101 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
....the jewel of Nottinghamshire.
rofl

Oh my! This morning is turning out to be an unexpected treasure in terms of entertainment value!

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

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12,908 posts

100 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Equus said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Not at all. I wouldn't want anyone being under the misapprehension that we live in Mansfield. It's a dump. If you lived in Windsor would you like people to believe you live in Slough, after all, they're neighbours too.
Windsor, eh? Next door to the Queen, you mean? Yes, I can see how that would appeal to you as an analogy! rofl

Well, that would work if Mansfield was the shabby neighbour to somewhere nice. Looking at Google Maps, you seem to be about equidistant from Mansfield, Worksop and Chesterfield, so take your pick... they're all stholes.

I was born and raised 'about 6 miles' from Leeds (actually, it was about 7.5.. the extra mile and a half would make all the difference to you, no doubt).

I could argue that it was 'in the Aire Valley', or 'nearer to the Ancient Kingdom of Elmet than to Leeds', if I were a desperately grasping social climber, but strangely I've never seen the need to say anything other than 'Leeds' whenever I am asked where I came from originally.
If anyone asks, who's not from around here, I usually state 'I'm from Notts'. If someone is local I normally state we're in a small village about half way between Mansfield and Chesterfield. I wouldn't state I'm from Mansfield, as, well, I'm not.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

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12,908 posts

100 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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mgtony said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
dickymint said:
redcard Unless you know their financial circumstances? For all we know that's their life savings going into something to improve their lot. Sorry but your post is well out of order.
Having been their neighbour for 4 years we could cite endless other examples, it is a fact.
I suppose facts and slagging people off can still go together.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Anything I've said about the neighbour is factual and I can't recall slagging him off, further than stating we feel he's a bit selfish about how he's going about it.
I'm not sure that calling someone tight is slagging off TBH. I know individuals both rich and poor, some of who are close friends, who are tight AF. I'd say the same to their face.

Shnozz

27,467 posts

271 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Comedy gold. In so many ways.

Equus

16,852 posts

101 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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The possibilities for writing a public consultee comment in favour of the application are almost endless.

Must resist....

PositronicRay

27,006 posts

183 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Almost 30 pages now, on a porch thread. cool

mgtony

4,019 posts

190 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Almost 30 pages now, on a porch thread. cool
And not one brick slip has been laid yet! biggrin

At least moving it away from the boundary line gives him room to put in the soil stack. hehe

Equus

16,852 posts

101 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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mgtony said:
At least moving it away from the boundary line gives him room to put in the soil stack. hehe
And of course there's no need to show the outlet from the WC extract fan on the Planning drawings, which will be at about face level on that side of the porch... or at least it would be if I were designing it. biggrin

MYOB

4,784 posts

138 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Equus said:
The possibilities for writing a public consultee comment in favour of the application are almost endless.

Must resist....
And you know how they would treat your response wink

shady lee

962 posts

182 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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Well that escalated quickly......

PositronicRay

27,006 posts

183 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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shady lee said:
Well that escalated quickly......
No it didn't, its taken almost 30 pages.


Eta, just realised we're on 30. We'll done everybody. clap

Zoon

6,689 posts

121 months

Thursday 16th May 2019
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thebraketester said:
Equus said:
mgtony said:
We've had pictures of the front of the neighbours house, his rear garden, his sheds and been told what he gets up to in them. I don't see what problem putting up an edited pic of the intended carbuncle porch up which is available on a public website anyway.
yes It's a matter of public record.

Application here if the link works (sometimes they time out).

Otherwise, it's application ref. 19//00240/FUL at Bolsover District Council, if anyone cares.

He's done well to get it validated, on the basis of those drawings: if I submitted that sort of crap as a professional agent, they'd throw it straight back at me.
One step up from a polaroid photo of an Etch A Sketch.
It's like one of those optical illusion books.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

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12,908 posts

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Thursday 16th May 2019
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Equus said:
mgtony said:
At least moving it away from the boundary line gives him room to put in the soil stack. hehe
And of course there's no need to show the outlet from the WC extract fan on the Planning drawings, which will be at about face level on that side of the porch... or at least it would be if I were designing it. biggrin
Now you're just sounding spiteful, there's no need for that. It's a moot point anyway, there is no longer a suggestion that a toilet will be housed within.

Having just come back from speaking with our local planning office it seems far less clear cut that it's going to get approval than he's made out. Some useful information given our way.

Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Thursday 16th May 10:45

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