The Thread Where Doofus Shouts Into The Void

[Doofus]

I don't care what you're doing, but I know it isn't more imortant than what I'm doing, so GET OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY.

[Vincefox]

there's someone at the... THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR.

[Doofus]

Biased. BiasED. BIASED!

You are not bias. You are biased.

You can have bias. You can encourage bias. You can affect bias. You cannot BE bias.

You are not bias. You are a tit.

[Doofus]

Seriously? Did a mod really move this from The Lounge to Homes & DIY because it was about dustbins?

FFS.

[4x4Tyke]

Whoosh parrot for the moderator.

[anonymous-user]

Doofus said:

Seriously? Did a mod really move this from The Lounge to Homes & DIY because it was about dustbins?

FFS.

Shouting into the void about the moving of a thread about shouting into the void into a forum which is actually a void.

[JagerT]

El stovey said:

Doofus said:

Seriously? Did a mod really move this from The Lounge to Homes & DIY because it was about dustbins?

FFS.

Shouting into the void about the moving of a thread about shouting into the void into a forum which is actually a void.

HE WASN'T SHOUTING ! !

[Some Gump]

I,m quite enjoying this thread.certainly more rational discussions than a 2cv's thread!

[Doofus]

S. T. R. Str. Stream.

Not Shtream. There is no H. You are a tit.

[Cold]

[Shuvi McTupya]

"The Internet is going nuts over this (Insert product) "

No it fking isn't and i am not clicking on your bloody click bait.

[Halmyre]

I have absolutely no interest in the fking World Cup.

So why the fking fk are all ten of my 'Tailored for you' Twitter trends to do with the fking World Cup?!?

[Doofus]

I didn't even move my lips.

[Harry Flashman]

Doofus said:

Dear Dustmen,

How difficult is it to PUT THE DUSTBIN BACK WHERE YOU BLOODY FOUND IT?

When I ranted about the uselessness of the skip delivery people, who planted the skip on the wrfong part of the front garden, against instructions, and destroyed a flowerbed, my mother, who was present during my loss of temper, quietly said:

"darling, they're not doing this job because they demonstrated unusually high intelligence at school, are they?".

Harsh, but likely fair.

That said, our binmen are awesome and really nice people, so you may just have some morons. Or you've done something to annoy them. Shouting at people whilst naked and drunk will generally make them treat you poorly on your next encounter. I speak from experience.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 21st June 10:12

[Halmyre]

Harry Flashman said:

Doofus said:

Dear Dustmen,

How difficult is it to PUT THE DUSTBIN BACK WHERE YOU BLOODY FOUND IT?

When I ranted about the uselessness of the skip delivery people, who planted the skip on the wrfong part of the front garden, against instructions, and destroyed a flowerbed, my mother, who was present during my loss of temper, quietly said:

"darling, they're not doing this job because they demonstrated unusually high intelligence at school, are they?".

Harsh, but likely fair.

That said, our binmen are awesome and really nice people, so you may just have some morons. Or you've done something to annoy them. Shouting at people whilst naked and drunk will generally make them treat you poorly on your next encounter. I speak from experience.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 21st June 10:12

Dare I ask from which POV?

[mikeveal]

Doofus said:

Biased. BiasED. BIASED!

You are not bias. You are biased.

You can have bias. You can encourage bias. You can affect bias. You cannot BE bias.

You are not bias. You are a tit.

Cough cough. It appears that you can be Bias.

[Doofus]

Just fk off Nigella, you smug, simpering bint.

[Doofus]

If I go for a 'Drive Out', how the fk do I get back home again? Do I have to wait for somebody to arrange a 'Drive Back'?

Why not just go for a 'Drive'?

[anonymous-user]

Doofus said:

Dear Dustmen,

How difficult is it to PUT THE DUSTBIN BACK WHERE YOU BLOODY FOUND IT?

My Mrs found a solution to that, an annual case of beer week before christmas to the bin men = decent bin placement.

They didn't even moan when I put a VW beetle engine in the bin, that made quite a racket when it was tipped in the wagon.

[Doofus]

STOP USING "LITERALLY" WHEN YOU WANT TO ADD EMPHASIS TO A METAPHOR.

It makes you sound like a fkwit, or a nine year old!