Is my father in law James Bond?

Is my father in law James Bond?

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26,271 posts

222 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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My wife's father used to work for the military. According to him in "quality control".

He is a wiry chap and even at 75 is as fit as a butcher's dog. Until very recently he would happily pop into a hand stand and walk on his hands around the garden.

Despite only being in "quality control" he lives in a very nice house.

My wife tells me that when she was growing up her father used to be picked up from home every day by a chauffeur in a big black car. He would often drop her to school on the way to her father's work.

So, is my FIL James Bond or did the government routinely spaff huge money for chauffeur driven cars for junior staff in the 1980s?

RDMcG

19,142 posts

207 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Did he take holidays in Colombia?.

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Original Poster:

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Sunday 19th May 2019
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RDMcG said:
Did he take holidays in Colombia?.
Usually Asia, Cape Verdi etc.

AJB88

12,399 posts

171 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Did he always wear a Rolex but all of a sudden in the 90's switch to an Omega?

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Sunday 19th May 2019
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Oh and my wife has just told me that when she was growing up her dad was endlessly being pulled by security in airports around the world, when they were trying to go on holiday.

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AJB88 said:
Did he always wear a Rolex but all of a sudden in the 90's switch to an Omega?
He does wear an Omega. From the 1960s.

Scabutz

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80 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Funny I have a similar story. I lived in a flat and the guy below me was an eccentric sort. He was very poshly spoken, went to Oxbridge, forget which. He was lonely and would often pop up for a chat or would catch you in the corridor. Very intelligent chap.

He never talked about the war, but would often talk about working out of Versailles for I think, NATO and having a driver who would pick him every day.

I am sure he was a spy and worked for MI6.

67Dino

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105 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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When you offer to buy him a drink, does he have extremely specific requirements for how he’d like it mixed?

Mr-B

3,780 posts

194 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Did he ever go abroad for work reasons at short notice?

wjb

5,100 posts

131 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Was he imprisoned in Alcatraz?

overunder12g

432 posts

86 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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And?

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67Dino said:
When you offer to buy him a drink, does he have extremely specific requirements for he’s like it mixed?
He likes red wine and whiskey. He has never requested either being shaken.

My MIL is no kind of eye candy, by the way, and to the best of my knowledge has never been abducted by a malevolent but massively wealthy misfit with a scarred face and a cat.

overunder12g

432 posts

86 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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So, only Irish Whiskey then ?

Smokehead

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228 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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What car does or did he drive?

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overunder12g said:
So, only Irish Whiskey then ?
He drinks whisky too. Straight with one small ice cube.

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Smokehead said:
What car does or did he drive?
Audi A3.

As far as I can tell it hasn't got an ejector seat, bullet-proof pop-up screen or blades that extend from axles to slash the tyres of adjacent vehicles.

overunder12g

432 posts

86 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Oh dear, And cOKE?

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Nope

HTH

red_slr

17,227 posts

189 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Does he often find himself in easily escapable situations.... oops sorry wrong spy..


StanleyT

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79 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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My Uncles father was brought "out of retirement" to help finish building Dungeness Nuclear Reactor.

He'd retired from the design team before the construction started in 1969, and was there still in 1985 aged 86 in, you guessed it "quality control".

Used to get picked up by a chauffeur car from South London to take him to Dungeness and brought back every night.

I worked in the nuclear industry in the late 1980s and Dungeness was well known as a strange place, first new reactor to be built of that design, last to generate electricity. I asked my Uncles father one family funeral what really went on and jokingly said "were you building a nuclear torpedo in there for the Falkland wars".

He replied "Four pieces of advice for you laddie, 1) never throw bodies in lakes, always a fast moving river, takes them away from the crime scene, 2) if you need to bury a body, dig a vertical hole, not a horizontal grave, leaves a smaller footprint on the ground, 3) I'm colourblind, so don't ask about the boathouse doors, 4) If we want to use a nuclear reactor to do anything other than just electricity we can do that easily. I'm just not going to tell you how".