The zombie army COVID-19 Gardening thread.

The zombie army COVID-19 Gardening thread.

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PositronicRay

27,010 posts

183 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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The ridiculous thing after inches and inches of rain recently. I'm having to water again.

Shrubs planted in feb/march are showing signs of stress.

ooid

4,088 posts

100 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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I'm getting some serious work done this week. New Patio (Block) over 40sq meters + mini decking 10 sqmeters + buying some trees to cut my digk-head neighbours out of the sight,at least laugh

For the tress, considering to get 4-5 of these;

https://www.grasslands.co.uk/leylandii-castlewella...

Any recommendations, the price does not look so bad?

Harry Flashman

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19,349 posts

242 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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Noooooo! Don't do Leylandii!

Mine are a bugger to control needing constant pruning, and one is so big it needs cutting back. Nothing will grow near them and they grow like weeds.

otolith

56,091 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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Harry Flashman said:
Noooooo! Don't do Leylandii!

Mine are a bugger to control needing constant pruning, and one is so big it needs cutting back. Nothing will grow near them and they grow like weeds.
"Dear GQT, I hate my neighbours and can't get hold of any Japanese knotweed, what can I plant to really piss them off?"

Lord Flashheart

3,767 posts

193 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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I was on this thread near the beginning, grafting hard during lockdown. Hours spent on my knees weeding and bringing the garden up to scratch. Well I needn't have bothered, because for me,this year has been the year of the weed. Is anyone else struggling more than usual? My garden has literally been invaded by Canada Thistle, Bind Weed and Dandy Lion. The grass is fighting with Clover and Lesser Trefoil ( that little yellow crawling bd of a weed!), and my gravel drive areas covered in something called Petty Spurge. I've never worked so hard on the garden and felt more like throwing in the towel!weeping

ChocolateFrog

25,300 posts

173 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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For me I've been cutting the grass pretty religiously every week apart from one 3 week period where it seeded and has now decided it's work is done.

Hoping to coax some life back into it but it's looking a bit sorry for itself at the moment.

Haven't killed my plants yet though.

ooid

4,088 posts

100 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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Harry Flashman said:
Noooooo! Don't do Leylandii!

Mine are a bugger to control needing constant pruning, and one is so big it needs cutting back. Nothing will grow near them and they grow like weeds.
LOL, now I like them MORE. laugh

I was thinking to keep them on a large separate planters though, not in garden/soil?

Harry Flashman

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19,349 posts

242 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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ooid said:
LOL, now I like them MORE. laugh

I was thinking to keep them on a large separate planters though, not in garden/soil?
I would definitely recommend this!

DonkeyApple

55,262 posts

169 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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ooid said:
LOL, now I like them MORE. laugh

I was thinking to keep them on a large separate planters though, not in garden/soil?
It’ll still backfire. They aren’t very bright and simply don’t understand that they aren’t meant to screw you over as well.

They are the grotesque lager lout of the plant world. If they had their own living room they would coil up a biggun every morning in the middle of it. But they don’t so they’ll pollute your space instead.

They are planted by people who deep down despise themselves but maybe don’t realise it until all light and life is gone along with huge amounts of money every year attempting to rein in the monster.

It’s probably smarter to work out the max height you want to achieve and plant something that stops at that height.

Sway

26,272 posts

194 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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hehe

One plus side - my cousin bought an absolutely gorgeous place for buttons due to subsidence caused by an immense leylandii hedge. An appreciable (but still in total utter bargain) amount spent fixing it and his family now have a house they could never have afforded otherwise.

PositronicRay

27,010 posts

183 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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One benefit, when you cut em down they stay dead.

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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Good for the log burner too. I picked up a couple of tonnes recently, for free.

Swervin_Mervin

4,447 posts

238 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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Evoluzione said:
Good for the log burner too. I picked up a couple of tonnes recently, for free.
We're still burning the 8 we had cut down 7yrs ago! In fact, we've still got a small pile that we previoisly had no room for, that I need to finish chopping up.

ooid

4,088 posts

100 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Thanks gents, I'm ditching the Leylandi idea. Any more suggestions please? The block/patio nearly done today, so I need at least 4-5 hedging trees on the left (2nd image) just next to the grey fence.



sleepezy

1,800 posts

234 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Easy, pleached trees in pots. Beech would look good. Need to be some proper size pots but a line of 3-5 would look good and blank out your neighbour.

Costly though.

Stephanie Plum

2,782 posts

211 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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If it's in pots (and only pots never the ground) how about some black bamboo? Fast growing, sounds lovely when the wind rustles through it, and would look cool against the fence?

DonkeyApple

55,262 posts

169 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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ooid said:
Thanks gents, I'm ditching the Leylandi idea. Any more suggestions please? The block/patio nearly done today, so I need at least 4-5 hedging trees on the left (2nd image) just next to the grey fence.


London house? Go artificial. No watering. No maintenance.

Bill

52,748 posts

255 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Looks like the lettuces have bolted!


MiniMan64

16,924 posts

190 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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Bill said:
Looks like the lettuces have bolted!

So have ours frown

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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ooid said:
Thanks gents, I'm ditching the Leylandi idea. Any more suggestions please? The block/patio nearly done today, so I need at least 4-5 hedging trees on the left (2nd image) just next to the grey fence.
Some of these should do the trick:

|https://thumbsnap.com/BnJR2x8y[/url]

Tall, lush, fast growing, edible even.