Crows attacking my house!

[Boosted LS1]

lawtoni said:

Evanivitch said:

What damage?

taking the paint off the window ledges and the grouting around the window panes mainly

When they start on the car what's the plan then!?

Oh dear you poor thing. Your car is an intrusion on nature you dim wit. Wildlife is in balance with nature whilst you're not. Your precious car lol FFS. It's a piece of metal st whatever it is and of no value whatsoever. As if cars are a part of nature and reproduction.

[Boosted LS1]

Newarch said:

Crumpet said:

I understand people getting upset at killing wildlife, I really do. But sometimes there’s a very good reason for it. Tapping on the windows at 4am……hugely annoying but probably not reason enough to kill them.

This. I completely understand when there is a reasonable justification for killing animals but needlessly killing them is moronic to say the least.

Anyway anyone who thinks crows are annoying should try being woken up by kookaburras at dawn, the sheer volume is impressive to say the least.

Yes and a good reason to go to bed early or accept it, It astonishes me how many on here want to kill animals and trees/lawns. They're so disconnected from important things.

[Boosted LS1]

Uncle John said:

Stand at the window starkers, the juveniles might want the worm but the adults will fly away to a more well stocked patch.

He's a bit sad, lol.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Boosted LS1 said:

Yes and a good reason to go to bed early or accept it, It astonishes me how many on here want to kill animals and trees/lawns. They're so disconnected from important things.

Tell you what Buddha, Zen, humanist or whatever. Stick your thoughts down and sell us the book. Who knows, you might be famous. Outline life's 'important things' for the benefit of humanity.

[Boosted LS1]

Yeh whatever. Carry on consuming. How thick can you be? You have no argument that's valid.

Edited by Boosted LS1 on Monday 21st June 23:14

[oakdale]

[quote=CharlesdeGaulle]
Tell you what Buddha, Zen, humanist or whatever. Stick your thoughts down and sell us the book. Who knows, you might be famous. Outline life's 'important things' for the benefit of humanity. [/quote

Not everything has to be for the benefit of humanity you know.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Boosted LS1 said:

Yeh whatever. Carry on consuming.

Great response. No, really, you've articulated the thought process brilliantly...

[Fast and Spurious]

dudleybloke said:

They don't like things that are too orangey.

Jaffa cakes?

[Boosted LS1]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Boosted LS1 said:

Yeh whatever. Carry on consuming.

Great response. No, really, you've articulated the thought process brilliantly...

Yep and you're the fool. It's so obvious or maybe I should be agreeing with you?

Edited by Boosted LS1 on Monday 21st June 23:20

[Fast and Spurious]

I would recommend rat poison, that'll get rid of the problem. OP, rather than bird seed, put it in your breakfast cereal.

[Mariosbt]

fourstardan said:

Poxy things go though golf bags on our course...even when shut.

Thinking about it, why don't they do this stuff in winter? Do they migrate.

I played the other day and on the 10th tee there is a halfway house… coffee, butties, beer etc. My mate bought a twix bar, and while he was putting on the 10th green a Crow took it out of his golf bag! So funny! The Crows watch what you buy then take it when you’re not looking. Very clever to be fair.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Boosted LS1 said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Boosted LS1 said:

Yeh whatever. Carry on consuming.

Great response. No, really, you've articulated the thought process brilliantly...

Yep and you're the fool. It's so obvious.

Mate, on a thread about vermin control you've seriously confused me. But yeah, I'm the obvious fool.
Don't bother trying to articulate your earlier life lessons; it's all about me. Thanks.

[BoggoStump]

lawtoni said:

classy!

Says you putting rat poison in bird food.

Wicked C**T

[Boosted LS1]

Crows aren't vermin, some people are most definately.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Funny how anything to do with animal control or culling flushes out the nutters.

[BoggoStump]

Shambler said:

The other half are city types who would be apoplectic if they saw what went on in the countryside.

Yes utterly cruel scum that thinks its clever and have a weird satisfying sense and feeling when killing, torturing and being nasty towards animals.

[Boosted LS1]

Fast and Spurious said:

I would recommend rat poison, that'll get rid of the problem. OP, rather than bird seed, put it in your breakfast cereal.

fk me how retarded can retarded people be. Do you st your litter, costas out when you're out on a walk? There's low life and effing low life. How low life are you. must be 1 out of 10 at the most.

[BoggoStump]

Newarch said:

Nope lifelong country dweller me, just not a psychopathic scumbag who delights in killing stuff just for the hell of it.

I have worked in farming and in an abbatoir so I am well aware of how and when it is necessary to kill animals.

Too pleasure the taste of Your tongue? very necessary.

Edit Your not our.

Edited by BoggoStump on Tuesday 22 June 18:03

[Boosted LS1]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Funny how anything to do with animal control or culling flushes out the nutters.

Well, look at you, lol.

[Fast and Spurious]

Boosted LS1 said:

Fast and Spurious said:

I would recommend rat poison, that'll get rid of the problem. OP, rather than bird seed, put it in your breakfast cereal.

fk me how retarded can retarded people be. Do you st your litter, costas out when you're out on a walk? There's low life and effing low life. How low life are you. must be 1 out of 10 at the most.

I wasn't suggesting that he then feeds it to the crows.