Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)
Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)
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Tango13

9,825 posts

198 months

Saturday 29th November 2025
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Bonefish Blues said:
Needs on of them there muriels painting. Job jobbed, transported to the Serengeti, or maybe go classical and gaze over the hanging gardens of Babylon.
Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?

Bonefish Blues

34,354 posts

245 months

Saturday 29th November 2025
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Tango13 said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Needs on of them there muriels painting. Job jobbed, transported to the Serengeti, or maybe go classical and gaze over the hanging gardens of Babylon.
Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?
De rigeur in Torquay, I believe.

pissonheads

284 posts

23 months

Sunday 30th November 2025
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Anyone have a penchant for leopard print and the bathrooms of Stringfellows? Just a cool £10.5m for the pleasure

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/167087597#/?channel=RES_BUY#






Downward

5,241 posts

125 months

Sunday 30th November 2025
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soxboy said:
DannyScene said:
MOBB said:
You can almost smell that house through the pictures
Was just thinking the same thing.

I wonder how big a house fire you would need to get rid of the smells?
Luvly Frenchies For Sale. Can be seen with parents…

Downward

5,241 posts

125 months

Sunday 30th November 2025
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MOBB said:
Where should we put these clothes ? Wardrobes ? Nah just put them in the shower.

LennyM1984

999 posts

90 months

Monday 1st December 2025
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Not really a nightmare but which idiot took the photos? I don't think I could tell you what any of the rooms actually look like.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87362547#/?...

Danm1les

978 posts

162 months

Monday 1st December 2025
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Pit Pony

10,744 posts

143 months

Monday 1st December 2025
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LennyM1984 said:
hidetheelephants said:
Old people have deteriorating sight and mobility, it's pretty normal for old people's homes to look like that due them not seeing the dirt or as said not being able to keep up with it. I notice it now with my own parents, they're both still active but between their eyesight and the dim lighting in their home they must not see it. I will suggest a cleaner again but no doubt it will be received as well as it was last time. hehe
My dad's house is depressingly gross since my mum died 4 years ago. I'm not sure whether he doesn't see it or simply doesn't care. I keep suggesting a cleaner and - like you - have received a similar reaction. I assume it is tied up with his weird concerns around "wasting" money but given that he has more than he could ever possibly spend, I really feel that a cleaner would be a good investment!
I'm clearly lucky in that respect. Apart from when I was in 6th Form and said "Why are you paying for a cleaner, when I'd do it for the same money" they have had a cleaner since 1979.
I insisted they continue to pay the current lady during covid. The house is immaculate and decorated in a reasonably modern way. Since Dad died in Jan, mum says she is thinking of moving to the nearest town. Being out in the sticks needs a car and at 87, shes said that she knows she won't be driving much longer. House should sell quickly. Also shes been decluttering since she threw all my toys away without asking me when I was 11. Thanks mum... just need a skip for all the books on Christianity.

DaveyBoyWonder

3,498 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2025
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Think this qualifies: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146011886#/...

For those who don't know the area, its right on the Knavesmire in York - a flippin ace location in theory but this particular house is:
a) leasehold with various rules like no holiday lets etc
b) its literally on a traffic island
c) it needs a fair chunk of work including doing something with the layout (walk through the second bedroom to get to the loo for example!)
d) its on a traffic island!

To show how crazy/undesirable it is, its £310k and I think when it first hit the market a couple of years back it was north of £500k. The houses opposite go for £1m+.

TA14

14,057 posts

280 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2025
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
Think this qualifies: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146011886#/...

For those who don't know the area, its right on the Knavesmire in York - a flippin ace location in theory but this particular house is:
a) leasehold with various rules like no holiday lets etc
b) its literally on a traffic island
c) it needs a fair chunk of work including doing something with the layout (walk through the second bedroom to get to the loo for example!)
d) its on a traffic island!

To show how crazy/undesirable it is, its £310k and I think when it first hit the market a couple of years back it was north of £500k. The houses opposite go for £1m+.
Completely mad. On a traffic island but with no vehicular access.

hidetheelephants

33,355 posts

215 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2025
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
Think this qualifies: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146011886#/...

For those who don't know the area, its right on the Knavesmire in York - a flippin ace location in theory but this particular house is:
a) leasehold with various rules like no holiday lets etc
b) its literally on a traffic island
c) it needs a fair chunk of work including doing something with the layout (walk through the second bedroom to get to the loo for example!)
d) its on a traffic island!

To show how crazy/undesirable it is, its £310k and I think when it first hit the market a couple of years back it was north of £500k. The houses opposite go for £1m+.
250yr lease at £1 a year isn't the worst, I think whoever drew the floorplan was heavily medicated though as I suspect there are a few missing doorways. I take it that road is busy enough that the "cars go by so often you won't notice"?

Hugo Stiglitz

40,500 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2025
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Rewind 50yrs and that would have been a great place to live no doubt.

Another 50yrs and we won't have cars so it will be again.

DaveyBoyWonder

3,498 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2025
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hidetheelephants said:
250yr lease at £1 a year isn't the worst, I think whoever drew the floorplan was heavily medicated though as I suspect there are a few missing doorways. I take it that road is busy enough that the "cars go by so often you won't notice"?
Correct - it's the busiest road in/out of York. This time of year with the Xmas markets etc it's like a traffic jam outside your door for 12 hours a day.

Definitely an interesting floorplan too. I think it was used as an office for a charity for a while but they vacated a few years back and it's been empty since.

soxboy

7,254 posts

241 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2025
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
hidetheelephants said:
250yr lease at £1 a year isn't the worst, I think whoever drew the floorplan was heavily medicated though as I suspect there are a few missing doorways. I take it that road is busy enough that the "cars go by so often you won't notice"?
Correct - it's the busiest road in/out of York. This time of year with the Xmas markets etc it's like a traffic jam outside your door for 12 hours a day.

Definitely an interesting floorplan too. I think it was used as an office for a charity for a while but they vacated a few years back and it's been empty since.
Imagine the number of racegoers having a piss in your garden as they try and stagger into York after the Ebor (and all the other meetings for that matter).

BunkMoreland

3,351 posts

29 months

Thursday 4th December 2025
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hidetheelephants said:
250yr lease at £1 a year isn't the worst, I think whoever drew the floorplan was heavily medicated though as I suspect there are a few missing doorways. I take it that road is busy enough that the "cars go by so often you won't notice"?


The building from BB has been torn years ago. Its a park now.

Pritzker Park, W van Buren Street, Chicago

hidetheelephants

33,355 posts

215 months

Thursday 4th December 2025
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BunkMoreland said:
hidetheelephants said:
250yr lease at £1 a year isn't the worst, I think whoever drew the floorplan was heavily medicated though as I suspect there are a few missing doorways. I take it that road is busy enough that the "cars go by so often you won't notice"?


The building from BB has been torn years ago. Its a park now.

Pritzker Park, W van Buren Street, Chicago
You mean it wasn't blown up by Carrie Fisher? spin

DaveyBoyWonder

3,498 posts

196 months

Friday 5th December 2025
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hidetheelephants said:
You mean it wasn't blown up by Carrie Fisher? spin
It must have been - caught on film.

DodgyGeezer

46,249 posts

212 months

CanAm

12,769 posts

294 months

Sunday 7th December 2025
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DodgyGeezer said:
Compact and bijou, Sir, compact and bijou.

Tango13

9,825 posts

198 months

Sunday 7th December 2025
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DodgyGeezer said:
WTAF?

Not sure who is in more need of a slap here, the person trying to sell what is little more than a coal hole or the agent trying to sell what's little more than a coal hole.

And that's before you get to the utter clusterfk of coming to an agrement over access!