Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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RammyMP

6,770 posts

153 months

B'stard Child

28,395 posts

246 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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nikaiyo2 said:
Neither but I'm struggling to work out how it would be a choice biggrin

First one has been on the market before

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132761660#/...



B'stard Child

28,395 posts

246 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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Puzzles said:
she must be on some mighty powerful drugs
Care in the community clearly not working wink

mike80

2,248 posts

216 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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Goes some way to explaining the first one I think

pidsy

7,989 posts

157 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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mike80 said:


Goes some way to explaining the first one I think
Beat me to it!

Big bag of crack there.

DodgyGeezer

40,429 posts

190 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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RammyMP said:
Love that:
Sam Fox?

gobuddygo

1,384 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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DodgyGeezer said:
Sam Fox?
Linda Lusardi?

wilm001

26 posts

24 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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gobuddygo said:
Linda Lusardi?
It's Kate Bush.
I had the very same poster on my bedroom wall in the 1980's

DodgyGeezer

40,429 posts

190 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
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wilm001 said:
It's Kate Bush.
I had the very same poster on my bedroom wall in the 1980's
you're right and I am ashamed - should've known that!


ro250

2,750 posts

57 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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nikaiyo2 said:
Good old estate agents calling it Southend when it's Shoebury. Yes, Shoebury is part of Southend but absolutely no-one calls it Southend! (yes, I lived there and no, didn't have a weed farm).

K50 DEL

9,237 posts

228 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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B'stard Child said:
nikaiyo2 said:
Neither but I'm struggling to work out how it would be a choice biggrin

First one has been on the market before

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132761660#/...
Saddest thing about that first one is that judging by the garden photo they've had kids living in that filth - I can only hope that the fact the house is on the market means they're now somewhere being taken care of properly.

Bannock

4,609 posts

30 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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K50 DEL said:
B'stard Child said:
nikaiyo2 said:
Neither but I'm struggling to work out how it would be a choice biggrin

First one has been on the market before

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132761660#/...
Saddest thing about that first one is that judging by the garden photo they've had kids living in that filth - I can only hope that the fact the house is on the market means they're now somewhere being taken care of properly.
More likely to be Grandad's house I would think (hand rail in bath probably shows it's an old bloke's house), and he's now brown bread. Not many Grandads with a thing for Kate Bush, mind you.

nikaiyo2

4,722 posts

195 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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I am pretty certain I can smell Pic11 :P in my first link .

lauda

3,476 posts

207 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Bannock said:
More likely to be Grandad's house I would think (hand rail in bath probably shows it's an old bloke's house), and he's now brown bread. Not many Grandads with a thing for Kate Bush, mind you.
The toiletries in the bathroom would suggest it's not an old bloke's house. What it is is fking depressing.

FourWheelDrift

88,509 posts

284 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Combination of former owner abandoned and squatters?

Bannock

4,609 posts

30 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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lauda said:
Bannock said:
More likely to be Grandad's house I would think (hand rail in bath probably shows it's an old bloke's house), and he's now brown bread. Not many Grandads with a thing for Kate Bush, mind you.
The toiletries in the bathroom would suggest it's not an old bloke's house. What it is is fking depressing.
Fair point. What I really like is that they've installed a new gas boiler in one of the bedrooms without removing the old one from the kitchen.

beagrizzly

10,343 posts

231 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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nikaiyo2 said:
yikes 'kin hell. How does a house end up like that? How?!

Rhyss

21 posts

25 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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rich12 said:
Ok.. the house isn't bad at all BUT have a brief watch of their recently uploaded 'video walkthrough'.
I have absolutely no idea why they would think that would help sell it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129384167#/...
https://youtu.be/kynbFDou6GI
Jesus christ. I mean the entertainment and memorable factor alone would make the EA fees a little more palatable biglaugh

Edit: That wasn't even a one off...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz4CNwtR1wQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne-7Jdy-WrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUt4VMZJcc

Edited by Rhyss on Thursday 23 March 12:12

Puzzles

1,823 posts

111 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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got to give them credit for effort