Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)
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EmBe said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/149724461
Ever wanted a house with it's own Sex Garage (tm).....(pic 14)
Wouldn't want to sit in those armchairs.
Does anyone know the name of those type of green chairs used at the dining table? parents have an exact version of this table & chair set (albeit in a different colour). however they've owned it 30+ years and the foam/padding in them has shrunk to nothing.Ever wanted a house with it's own Sex Garage (tm).....(pic 14)
Wouldn't want to sit in those armchairs.
ambuletz said:
Does anyone know the name of those type of green chairs used at the dining table? parents have an exact version of this table & chair set (albeit in a different colour). however they've owned it 30+ years and the foam/padding in them has shrunk to nothing.
I'd call them knock-off Louis XV style.RedWhiteMonkey said:
EmBe said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/149724461
Ever wanted a house with it's own Sex Garage (tm).....(pic 14)
Wouldn't want to sit in those armchairs.
Perhaps they run Blind Date theme nights?Ever wanted a house with it's own Sex Garage (tm).....(pic 14)
Wouldn't want to sit in those armchairs.
"Contestant number one is behind door number one, she likes knitting and BDSM."

Daily Mail have been stealing from this thread again, tut tut.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14165789/...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14165789/...
littlebasher said:
JD said:
I just can’t work out how this came to be?
Was it an office for the site?
It’s essentially a 1 bed flat above a garage, but completely detached in the middle of 2 car parks.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/154223348
That will become hell on earth, once some of those other houses get rented out and inevitably the car park turns into van parking / scrapyard.Was it an office for the site?
It’s essentially a 1 bed flat above a garage, but completely detached in the middle of 2 car parks.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/154223348
Cotty said:
ro250 said:
dxg said:
Porsche-worm said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Notable only for the selling agent pleasuring himself (bound to be a bloke) with some fine hyperbole.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148013336#/...
600k for a bloody jazzed up caravan, no thanks.https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148013336#/...
Still, Chesil Beach, though. Doesn't quite have the forelone tension of opportunities missed and promise lost like the film did...

Okay, so this one...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
dxg said:
Okay, so this one...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
It's 20' square and has what looks like a double up and over door; what's wrong with it? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
hidetheelephants said:
dxg said:
Okay, so this one...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
It's 20' square and has what looks like a double up and over door; what's wrong with it? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...

DodgyGeezer said:
hidetheelephants said:
dxg said:
Okay, so this one...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
It's 20' square and has what looks like a double up and over door; what's wrong with it? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...

The budget and subsequent value of the property is rarely huge because of location but they offer country house lifestyle for the average man - lots of space for dogs, vehicles, workshops and an Aga. These aren't built by Essex types who want to look fancy and show off their huge house, no fancy materials or architects running wild.
hidetheelephants said:
dxg said:
Okay, so this one...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
It's 20' square and has what looks like a double up and over door; what's wrong with it? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152201636#
How do you live in it?
It's sole defining characteristic seems to be that it is big. Every room is big. But the layout makes no sense, the bigness robs it of any sense of homeliness, and - the ultimate sin - you can't fit a car into the fake double garage.
It makes no sense unless all you want to do is tell people that your house is bigger than theirs...
Sporky said:
dxg said:
I'm looking at the floorplan.
That's definitely wrong - on satellite view you can see both sides of the house are the same length, and the description says the garage is 7m x 7.14m.Hope this helps working out where the garage fits in
Edited by Cotty on Monday 9th December 09:48
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