Bloody horses

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mattdaniels

7,353 posts

281 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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y2blade said:
rhinochopig said:
y2blade said:
Without horses, you won't have Horsey girls!

Think about that for a minute.
Oh come on. The MAJORITY of horsey women are boorish late-middle aged overweight units, with facial hair that would make Brian Blessed rage with envy. Even the younger ones have more than a passing resemblance to the equine they're sat on.

Where I live I'm surrounded by horse breeders, trainers, and stables, and seeing a hottie in jodhpurs is a rarity in the extreme.

Nice fantasy though.
My experience is different to yours then.
The Horsey girls round here at mostly very attractive.
As are the ones that Show/compete.

Take a look at the pics I posted from HOYS!
yes
Can't believe this group only has 6 members

http://www.facebook.com/groups/4998094385/photos/

andyroo

2,469 posts

209 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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mattdaniels said:
Can't believe this group only has 6 members

http://www.facebook.com/groups/4998094385/photos/
The horses put people off their 'stride,' so to speak

jmorgan

36,010 posts

283 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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dai1983 said:
Cat st is the worst and it doesn't help that they are the most pointless pet in the world.

Cannot understand the appeal of horses. Motorbikes are cheaper to run, easier to maintain and at least x1000000 more fun!
Ever had a horse try and sit in your lap.....

y2blade

56,029 posts

214 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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andyroo said:
mattdaniels said:
Can't believe this group only has 6 members

http://www.facebook.com/groups/4998094385/photos/
The horses put people off their 'stride,' so to speak
lol I love the tag line:

"The only reason men go with their girlfriends, or partners to horse shows and events!!!"


True biggrin
And NO I'm not a member on there!

kVA

2,460 posts

204 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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mattdaniels said:
It's a bridleway. Don't think you've got anything to complain about TBH.
I think the clue is in the 'bridle' part of the name, tbh... wink

Horse st is harmless - great for the garden, relatively inoffensive smell (unless you are city-folk that think the countryside should be swept clean every night) and all part of the natural pattern of the countryside... Next thing you'll be saying is that farmers should clean up after their sheep and cattle if a footpath goes through their fields!

andyroo

2,469 posts

209 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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doogz said:
Sorry, what's your point?
scratchchinideabyebye

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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rhinochopig said:
y2blade said:
Without horses, you won't have Horsey girls!

Think about that for a minute.
Oh come on. The MAJORITY of horsey women are boorish late-middle aged overweight units, with facial hair that would make Brian Blessed rage with envy. Even the younger ones have more than a passing resemblance to the equine they're sat on.

Where I live I'm surrounded by horse breeders, trainers, and stables, and seeing a hottie in jodhpurs is a rarity in the extreme.

Nice fantasy though.
yes

They are also totally mental. There is normal woman mental, then horse woman mental.

The pretty ones normally are very pretty, but rare as hens teeth.

Who me ?

7,455 posts

211 months

Sunday 22nd April 2012
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Engineer1 said:
Dog st is nasty bug ridden stuff, horse st is just grass and acts as a fertilizer.
Haven't read past P1, BUT Cat st is just as nasty as dog st ( and more likely to be full of the cat version of toxicaria,as dog owners worm their dogs and restrict their walks. ). The advantage with dog st is that it's visible, and not buried in next doors garden . Similarly dog pee don't stink. But get a few Tom cats via ing for top cat ,and a few cars , and soon you'll have a lot of stinking cars .

therealpigdog

2,592 posts

196 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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human st yuck

our pup has a tendancy to sniff it out and eat it.

it is revolting.

13th

3,169 posts

212 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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therealpigdog said:
human st yuck

our pup has a tendancy to sniff it out and eat it.

it is revolting.
WHAT ! ?

Where on earth does your pup find human excrement?
confused

therealpigdog

2,592 posts

196 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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13th said:
WHAT ! ?

Where on earth does your pup find human excrement?
confused
Unfortunately it seems that some walkers seem to get caught short every now and then and decide to squat behind a tree. Our delightful pup discovered two such 'stashes' whilst on a short walk round Derwentwater the other week.

Needless to say that she wasn't popular.

Snowboy

8,028 posts

150 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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The only time I have a serious issue with horse crap is when it’s left on a paved path.

The shared walkway, bridleway, cyclepath areas.
That’s a bit bad IMO.
It might not be toxic like dog crap, but it’s still as annoying as some random builder dropping lumps of mud or rubble over what should be a clear tarmac path.

If it’s in the countryside then it’s all good.
Although, I think it might be polite if horse owners trued to keep the crap off of shared routes.
But then, I’m sure people would complain that some horse owner hid their horsecrap 3 foot off the path in the long grass and the kid ran into it without seeing it.

It might be nice if the local horsey groups did a crap clearing session every week to clear the big lumps and perhaps spread them over the area. Although people not liking spread crap any more than piles of crap probably would probably be the next argument.

Streps

2,445 posts

165 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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My grandad used to collect horse manure to use on his Tomatoes.
It is completely different to dog/cat/scat. not nearly as bad.
Not nice on pathways though.

pikeyboy

2,349 posts

213 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Dont understand what everyone is getting so hot under the collar about, loads of horses around where i live. Horse ste is just recycled grass and is part of the country side, if you dont like it stay at home as i imagine you're the type of person in C3ber's thread about letting dogs loose to chase sheep, trampling crops and basically having total disregard for the country code.

JohnnyJones

1,694 posts

177 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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Agree with you boy, and I ride a motorbike. Quality horsey totty here in mid Cheshire too. Horses are great, the best excuse to slow down and get a nice smile and wave from a pretty girl ever.

y2blade

56,029 posts

214 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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JohnnyJones said:
Agree with you boy, and I ride a motorbike. Quality horsey totty here in mid Cheshire too. Horses are great, the best excuse to slow down and get a nice smile and wave from a pretty girl ever.
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onesickpuppy

2,648 posts

156 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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This is what they look like round here lads:



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Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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onesickpuppy said:
This is what they look like round here lads:



/thread
You don't want me to post a picture of what it looks like 'round here yuck

Doshy

824 posts

216 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
Speed addicted said:
I fking hate horses. Big stupid dangerous things that may well panic for no reason at all at any point.
So horse crap is OK but dog crap is vile? Do you want horse crap in your house or car?
How about eating the stuff if you go through it on a mountain bike or crashing the motorbike because you hit it on the road.
I am a mountain biker and have been a biker. Again, horse st isn't the prefered choice of stuff to have flicked into your mouth, but it's a darn sight better than dog st. fk knows what dogs eat to make them produce such vile st, but it's wrong.

Speed addicted said:
st is st, they need to clean up after themselves.

I do clean up after the dog and it disgusts mhen people don't, but horses produce about 900 times as much of the stuff. Glue and steaks are the way forward.
st may be st, but dog st is worse than horse st. Massively worse. Volumes don't come into it.

The one reason I refuse my Wife's requests to have a dog is that I absolutely refuse to clean up it's st. I also refuse to zig-zag my way through my garden around piles of chemical weapons.

I fking hate dogs and it's 100% down to their st.
Human st is not very nice either but your mother put up with it for a while (probably still is). It's very different when it's your dog, I pick up my dogs st but I'd never change your nappy.