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y2blade said:
rhinochopig said:
y2blade said:
Without horses, you won't have Horsey girls!
Think about that for a minute.
Oh come on. The MAJORITY of horsey women are boorish late-middle aged overweight units, with facial hair that would make Brian Blessed rage with envy. Even the younger ones have more than a passing resemblance to the equine they're sat on.Think about that for a minute.
Where I live I'm surrounded by horse breeders, trainers, and stables, and seeing a hottie in jodhpurs is a rarity in the extreme.
Nice fantasy though.
The Horsey girls round here at mostly very attractive.
As are the ones that Show/compete.
Take a look at the pics I posted from HOYS!
http://www.facebook.com/groups/4998094385/photos/
mattdaniels said:
The horses put people off their 'stride,' so to speakandyroo said:
mattdaniels said:
The horses put people off their 'stride,' so to speak"The only reason men go with their girlfriends, or partners to horse shows and events!!!"
True
And NO I'm not a member on there!
mattdaniels said:
It's a bridleway. Don't think you've got anything to complain about TBH.
I think the clue is in the 'bridle' part of the name, tbh... Horse st is harmless - great for the garden, relatively inoffensive smell (unless you are city-folk that think the countryside should be swept clean every night) and all part of the natural pattern of the countryside... Next thing you'll be saying is that farmers should clean up after their sheep and cattle if a footpath goes through their fields!
rhinochopig said:
y2blade said:
Without horses, you won't have Horsey girls!
Think about that for a minute.
Oh come on. The MAJORITY of horsey women are boorish late-middle aged overweight units, with facial hair that would make Brian Blessed rage with envy. Even the younger ones have more than a passing resemblance to the equine they're sat on.Think about that for a minute.
Where I live I'm surrounded by horse breeders, trainers, and stables, and seeing a hottie in jodhpurs is a rarity in the extreme.
Nice fantasy though.
They are also totally mental. There is normal woman mental, then horse woman mental.
The pretty ones normally are very pretty, but rare as hens teeth.
Engineer1 said:
Dog st is nasty bug ridden stuff, horse st is just grass and acts as a fertilizer.
Haven't read past P1, BUT Cat st is just as nasty as dog st ( and more likely to be full of the cat version of toxicaria,as dog owners worm their dogs and restrict their walks. ). The advantage with dog st is that it's visible, and not buried in next doors garden . Similarly dog pee don't stink. But get a few Tom cats via ing for top cat ,and a few cars , and soon you'll have a lot of stinking cars . 13th said:
WHAT ! ?
Where on earth does your pup find human excrement?
Unfortunately it seems that some walkers seem to get caught short every now and then and decide to squat behind a tree. Our delightful pup discovered two such 'stashes' whilst on a short walk round Derwentwater the other week.Where on earth does your pup find human excrement?
Needless to say that she wasn't popular.
The only time I have a serious issue with horse crap is when it’s left on a paved path.
The shared walkway, bridleway, cyclepath areas.
That’s a bit bad IMO.
It might not be toxic like dog crap, but it’s still as annoying as some random builder dropping lumps of mud or rubble over what should be a clear tarmac path.
If it’s in the countryside then it’s all good.
Although, I think it might be polite if horse owners trued to keep the crap off of shared routes.
But then, I’m sure people would complain that some horse owner hid their horsecrap 3 foot off the path in the long grass and the kid ran into it without seeing it.
It might be nice if the local horsey groups did a crap clearing session every week to clear the big lumps and perhaps spread them over the area. Although people not liking spread crap any more than piles of crap probably would probably be the next argument.
The shared walkway, bridleway, cyclepath areas.
That’s a bit bad IMO.
It might not be toxic like dog crap, but it’s still as annoying as some random builder dropping lumps of mud or rubble over what should be a clear tarmac path.
If it’s in the countryside then it’s all good.
Although, I think it might be polite if horse owners trued to keep the crap off of shared routes.
But then, I’m sure people would complain that some horse owner hid their horsecrap 3 foot off the path in the long grass and the kid ran into it without seeing it.
It might be nice if the local horsey groups did a crap clearing session every week to clear the big lumps and perhaps spread them over the area. Although people not liking spread crap any more than piles of crap probably would probably be the next argument.
Dont understand what everyone is getting so hot under the collar about, loads of horses around where i live. Horse ste is just recycled grass and is part of the country side, if you dont like it stay at home as i imagine you're the type of person in C3ber's thread about letting dogs loose to chase sheep, trampling crops and basically having total disregard for the country code.
Life Saab Itch said:
Speed addicted said:
I fking hate horses. Big stupid dangerous things that may well panic for no reason at all at any point.
So horse crap is OK but dog crap is vile? Do you want horse crap in your house or car?
How about eating the stuff if you go through it on a mountain bike or crashing the motorbike because you hit it on the road.
I am a mountain biker and have been a biker. Again, horse st isn't the prefered choice of stuff to have flicked into your mouth, but it's a darn sight better than dog st. fk knows what dogs eat to make them produce such vile st, but it's wrong.So horse crap is OK but dog crap is vile? Do you want horse crap in your house or car?
How about eating the stuff if you go through it on a mountain bike or crashing the motorbike because you hit it on the road.
Speed addicted said:
st is st, they need to clean up after themselves.
I do clean up after the dog and it disgusts mhen people don't, but horses produce about 900 times as much of the stuff. Glue and steaks are the way forward.
st may be st, but dog st is worse than horse st. Massively worse. Volumes don't come into it.I do clean up after the dog and it disgusts mhen people don't, but horses produce about 900 times as much of the stuff. Glue and steaks are the way forward.
The one reason I refuse my Wife's requests to have a dog is that I absolutely refuse to clean up it's st. I also refuse to zig-zag my way through my garden around piles of chemical weapons.
I fking hate dogs and it's 100% down to their st.
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