It's Caturday- Post some cats (vol 3)
Discussion
Ace-T said:
Pedantmodeon
Isn't defcon1 condition normal and defcon5 where hell breaks loose?
But actually it kinda works, normal condition for cat with belly exposed is to go to defcon5 IYSWIM
1 is the highest (I had to Google to check Isn't defcon1 condition normal and defcon5 where hell breaks loose?
But actually it kinda works, normal condition for cat with belly exposed is to go to defcon5 IYSWIM
). The belly thing does not apply to Moglet. Calm or pi*sed off he is always upside down, right from being a kitten. Very odd cat! Fuzzy bug buckeroo is his favorite game. 15 is the record but it also works with remote controls 
Edited by shep1001 on Tuesday 15th May 08:59
Shaw Tarse said:
For all you cat servants 
My friend called me early one morning not long after I’d taken in Lebowski. She was in tears, because she’d had a nightmare that Lebowski had eaten me. Lebowski still likes to give me what I call Love Bites. My eldest is here at the moment and clearing out my house/Home/cupboards etc and throwing so many things away because he’s concerned I am going to become this old lady. He also thinks Lebowski certainly isn’t giving me ‘Love Bites’. But will one day eat me.
To be fair, I was quite looking forward to be that old lady on her own surrounded by clutter and cats. My kids have ruined that for me.
Gretchen said:
My friend called me early one morning not long after I’d taken in Lebowski. She was in tears, because she’d had a nightmare that Lebowski had eaten me. Lebowski still likes to give me what I call Love Bites.
My eldest is here at the moment and clearing out my house/Home/cupboards etc and throwing so many things away because he’s concerned I am going to become this old lady. He also thinks Lebowski certainly isn’t giving me ‘Love Bites’. But will one day eat me.
To be fair, I was quite looking forward to be that old lady on her own surrounded by clutter and cats. My kids have ruined that for me.
I had a dream last night where my cat, Raj, had become telekinetic and a psyco. I spent a lot of the dream dodging kitchen knives that he "threw" at me.My eldest is here at the moment and clearing out my house/Home/cupboards etc and throwing so many things away because he’s concerned I am going to become this old lady. He also thinks Lebowski certainly isn’t giving me ‘Love Bites’. But will one day eat me.
To be fair, I was quite looking forward to be that old lady on her own surrounded by clutter and cats. My kids have ruined that for me.
k you - that’s why
This little Fecker pissed on our bed last night, I only noticed because he tried burying it and was digging in the covers 
First time he’s ever done anything naughty and not sure why, his tray was clean too!
Duvet and bedding in the bin ‘cos it stunk, time to get his furry Pom-poms removed I recon.
First time he’s ever done anything naughty and not sure why, his tray was clean too!
Duvet and bedding in the bin ‘cos it stunk, time to get his furry Pom-poms removed I recon.
Yeah no plans to breed him, I read somewhere to give the males about a year before having them done to help them grow their chunkiest but that could be a load of crap...
We only have the one cat and always empty any muck from his tray as soon as we can, it did smell quite strongly of wee though so hopefully it’ll just be a one off and we’ll have to check it’s clear enough for Sir to use...
We only have the one cat and always empty any muck from his tray as soon as we can, it did smell quite strongly of wee though so hopefully it’ll just be a one off and we’ll have to check it’s clear enough for Sir to use...
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