Owl in the living room...

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catso

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14,784 posts

267 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Well not in my living room but the Mother-in-Law's and the second time it (or one like it) has been in.

Wife went round to her Mum's house yesterday, came rushing back to tell me there's an Owl in the living room again, so I went round to evict said Owl which by now was hiding behind the wood burner. Managed to get it from behind there only for it to hide behind the TV and then try to repeatedly head-butt through a closed (non-opening) window, it had already caused a bit of minor damage to ornaments and left a sooty trail behind it.

Using a long handled cobweb brush I managed to lift it (it perched on the brush for a few seconds) until it flew across the room head first into another window. It then turned around and flew out of the open patio door, so a happy ending for the Owl.

We think it had been in the room at least a day but to top it off there was also a dead Crow (or other Crow-like bird) in there, so not so happy an ending for the Crow.

It (and the Crow) must have come down the chimney as there is no other way in, said chimney is about 7-8" diameter steel pipe with a 90 degree bend into the wood burner, big enough for a large bird to fall down but not to fly out of I suppose? So it's a good thing the burner door was open (and not lit) or we might not have found it for some time - although maybe it could have survived on Crow meat?

Don't know if it is nesting in the chimney? as this is the second time She's had an Owl in the room, problem is the room isn't used and is closed off so any bird could be in there a while and be dead by the time it's found - like the Crow was (unless the Owl killed it?), we only knew it was there because she heard it bashing into stuff.

It's only after I got it out that I read up about Tawny Owls (at least that's what I think it is) and I read that, if threatened they will attack Dogs, Cat & Humans etc. and that they can be quite nasty, one birdwatcher had actually had his eye gouged out by one! yikes

Think I need to block off the chimney or get an Owl-proof suit...

Here's a pic of said Owl;


J4CKO

41,499 posts

200 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.

catso

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Friday 21st April 2017
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.
laugh

sc0tt

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201 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.
rofl

Well done.

dudleybloke

19,805 posts

186 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Owl pie.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

129 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I keep trying to come up with a good joke for that story but they're all owlers.

catso

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Friday 21st April 2017
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dudleybloke said:
Owl pie.
Owl got away, I can save the Crow for you if you'd like? hurl

dudleybloke

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186 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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catso said:
dudleybloke said:
Owl pie.
Owl got away, I can save the Crow for you if you'd like? hurl
Cheers. I'll marinate it in a chilli and ginger sauce overnight and it will grill up lovely.

Orchid1

877 posts

108 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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dudleybloke said:
Owl pie.

iphonedyou

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157 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.
rofl

Brilliant.

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

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rofl

Justayellowbadge

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242 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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hehe

WinstonWolf

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239 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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catso said:
Well not in my living room but the Mother-in-Law's and the second time it (or one like it) has been in.

Wife went round to her Mum's house yesterday, came rushing back to tell me there's an Owl in the living room again, so I went round to evict said Owl which by now was hiding behind the wood burner. Managed to get it from behind there only for it to hide behind the TV and then try to repeatedly head-butt through a closed (non-opening) window, it had already caused a bit of minor damage to ornaments and left a sooty trail behind it.

Using a long handled cobweb brush I managed to lift it (it perched on the brush for a few seconds) until it flew across the room head first into another window. It then turned around and flew out of the open patio door, so a happy ending for the Owl.

We think it had been in the room at least a day but to top it off there was also a dead Crow (or other Crow-like bird) in there, so not so happy an ending for the Crow.

It (and the Crow) must have come down the chimney as there is no other way in, said chimney is about 7-8" diameter steel pipe with a 90 degree bend into the wood burner, big enough for a large bird to fall down but not to fly out of I suppose? So it's a good thing the burner door was open (and not lit) or we might not have found it for some time - although maybe it could have survived on Crow meat?

Don't know if it is nesting in the chimney? as this is the second time She's had an Owl in the room, problem is the room isn't used and is closed off so any bird could be in there a while and be dead by the time it's found - like the Crow was (unless the Owl killed it?), we only knew it was there because she heard it bashing into stuff.

It's only after I got it out that I read up about Tawny Owls (at least that's what I think it is) and I read that, if threatened they will attack Dogs, Cat & Humans etc. and that they can be quite nasty, one birdwatcher had actually had his eye gouged out by one! yikes

Think I need to block off the chimney or get an Owl-proof suit...

Here's a pic of said Owl;

In future...

Block all the windows you don't want it to go out with newspaper, open the exit route you want it to take. Use blankets to guide it out the house. Used to happen almost weekly in my house when I was a kid...

They usually st themselves on the way out yikes

ABZ RS6

749 posts

103 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.
Well played Sir! clapclap

Celtic Dragon

3,168 posts

235 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Nice Tawny owl.

If brave, put on a pair of gardening gloves, then if you can, sneak up on it from behind. To take hold of it put your thumbs together are if you are making the same hand pattern as if you were strangling someone, then bring your palms down over its wings and your fingers over its chest.

If not brave try and guide it out of the house as previously described.

bobtail4x4

3,715 posts

109 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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better to throw a towel over it, then pick it up using gloves,
the towel seems to calm them down,

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Are there any other vaguely car related semi-right wing forums where you can get advice in owl capture and witty statements like that?

normalbloke

7,443 posts

219 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I'm pleased this is in the lounge....

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I think he's got irritable owl syndrome

Roscco

276 posts

222 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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HOGEPH said:
I think he's got irritable owl syndrome
Nice,

Does he then 'owl' with discomfort?