Tips for scaring away birds?

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Jonno02

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2,246 posts

109 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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Hi guys,

Does anybody have any tips on scaring away birds; the usual blackbirds, gulls, finches etc. Just had the garden done and it's like somebody is feeding the birds laxatives around us! The decking/stones/patio are absolutely caked in bird st. Newly painted fences are more white than brown now and we had the windows washed on Thursday...and I had to wash them AGAIN today.

I'm looking at a few of the rotating head owl decoys, but there seems to be mixed reviews about them. Does anybody have any suggestions of what I could do? Short of breaking out the air rifle.

Thanks.

road_rager

1,091 posts

199 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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get a cat?

vikingaero

10,303 posts

169 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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One of those fake owls/bird of prey deterrents.

eltax91

9,866 posts

206 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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Tell them you are a regular practitioner of "the shocker"??

zb

2,646 posts

164 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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No need for an air rifle, one of these will do the trick.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/?iid=231286796206&&am...


Monkeylegend

26,335 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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Tell them you have syphilis.

Roofless Toothless

5,656 posts

132 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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Davie

4,739 posts

215 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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Couple of weeks back I lobbed a decent sized orange at a couple of seagulls in the garden and scored a direct hit... they seems a bit reluctant to come back now. I guess the orange could be replaced with any chuckable fruit, a house brick, the excitable Jack Russell from next door...

Probably have the RSPB at my door later.

Will ready more oranges.

alpha channel

1,386 posts

162 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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I'm pretty much in the market for something along the same lines though for work. We've got some seagulls that are frankly st machines that have a propensity for sitting on the car roof, taking a dump then paddling around in it.

They're cheeky buggers as well, I came around the corner to the car park at the back of one of the buildings in the first week of the Easter hols and I see this gull stood at the front of my car looking up at the grill and badge. head rotating left and right. Anyway it backs off as I approach unlock the car and pop the boot and as I get in the little sods back and scrabbling on the bonnet trying to get on it.

If it happens again it's going to be a 255/35/20 versus a gull! Really I'm going to follow one of my fathers old work colleagues when he worked at Glaxo in Barnard Castle. They had a massive issue with wood pigeons roosting so he cut out the shape of an eagle owl in steel, painted it black and bunged it onto a heavy base. After week of randomly moving it around the site (this is probably why the rotating head owl decoys have mixed reviews, you've got to keep moving them about the garden, birds do learn) the pigeons buggered off.

I'm going to try the same thing, I'll knock out an eagle owl silhouette in Illustrator, nip into my works laser cutter when its quiet and pop out an MDF decoy (and a cardboard one for mounting on the car). See if it has any effect, if anyone asks I'll say it for an art installation biggrin there are some definite benefits in working at an art college.

V8FGO

1,644 posts

205 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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We have 3 of these on the roof at work. Mainly for seagulls as the can be really aggressive when nesting.
http://www.scarem.co.uk

WJNB

2,637 posts

161 months

Saturday 29th April 2017
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With the GREATEST of care to ensure seagull pigeon or magpie loving neighbours aren't looking or there are aircraft in the vicinity, a laser pen. Shone at the eye it works a treat. NEVER use against our lovely wild birds though.

Some Guy

2,109 posts

91 months

Sunday 30th April 2017
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road_rager said:
get a cat?
And a trebuchet.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 30th April 2017
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Erect a statue of Diane Abbott.

mike74

3,687 posts

132 months

Sunday 30th April 2017
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Fair enough with gulls, they can be a noisy and messy... but to have a problem with the like of blackbirds and finches in your garden is quite frankly a bit bizarre.

Some Gump

12,687 posts

186 months

Sunday 30th April 2017
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One sure way to scare off birds is a pistonheads tee shirt.
White jeans and stetsons are also devastatingly effective.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Sunday 30th April 2017
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mike74 said:
Fair enough with gulls, they can be a noisy and messy... but to have a problem with the like of blackbirds and finches in your garden is quite frankly a bit bizarre.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Embrace and encourage wildlife.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 30th April 2017
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Willy Nilly said:
mike74 said:
Fair enough with gulls, they can be a noisy and messy... but to have a problem with the like of blackbirds and finches in your garden is quite frankly a bit bizarre.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Embrace and encourage wildlife.
You're a tit man, I can tell.

Gandahar

9,600 posts

128 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Oh no the decking. The decking, oooh.

I could understand if you had just bought the new Chiron or Mclaren 720S. I'd have got the blunderbuss out too.

Cleaning the decking might give your heart a work out and mean you live longer. So I would encourage the birds to shiit on it and then you can get some exercise. Also watching birds is very relaxing. They are one of our wild species you can watch close up easily. Very kind of them to put up with us and put on such a display.

Top work birds against Mr Grumpus tongue out

You lookin' at me, you lookin' at me punk?




Edited by Gandahar on Monday 1st May 16:31

Gandahar

9,600 posts

128 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Some Guy said:
road_rager said:
get a cat?
And a trebuchet.
A trebuchet filled with a cat, that is a slightly fat but still adoringly fluffy and wearing the GoProHero5Feline.

Anyone got a good gif editor ?

Edited by Gandahar on Monday 1st May 16:44

Jonno02

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2,246 posts

109 months

Monday 22nd May 2017
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Gandahar said:
Oh no the decking. The decking, oooh.

I could understand if you had just bought the new Chiron or Mclaren 720S. I'd have got the blunderbuss out too.

Cleaning the decking might give your heart a work out and mean you live longer. So I would encourage the birds to shiit on it and then you can get some exercise. Also watching birds is very relaxing. They are one of our wild species you can watch close up easily. Very kind of them to put up with us and put on such a display.



Edited by Gandahar on Monday 1st May 16:31
It's a bit of a pain when the decking is dark brown and there's 15-20 new bird poo's PER DAY. Yes, per day. And it's all over the garden, tables, bbq, everywhere.

You'll probably be disappointed to know that a few hours with an air rifle and the garden has been bird poo free for nearly 2 weeks. Not everybody likes birds. I for one, hate them. The OH is terrified of them, which adds fuel to the fire. I don't mind birds around the garden, but when there's dozens and dozens of them, it's a bit much. The cull seems to have worked for now.