35 Weird things every dog owner has secretly done

35 Weird things every dog owner has secretly done

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FourWheelDrift

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88,375 posts

283 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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alfie2244

11,292 posts

187 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
1 or 2 biggrin

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Clearly not aimed at the Chinese market....no mention of cooking.

Pesty

42,655 posts

255 months

Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Yes to most.

5. Lie on the floor to see what they would do if you fainted.

Yeah did that regularly he goes mental trying to lift you up squeezes underneath and stands up which is funny.

Until you actually collapse and the last thing you need when struggling for breath and losing consciousness is a fking idiot dog knocking you about smile


Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

243 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Pesty said:
Yes to most.

5. Lie on the floor to see what they would do if you fainted.

Yeah did that regularly he goes mental trying to lift you up squeezes underneath and stands up which is funny.

Until you actually collapse and the last thing you need when struggling for breath and losing consciousness is a fking idiot dog knocking you about smile
Yes, but angioplasty tends to be beyond most pet dogs.

PositronicRay

26,952 posts

182 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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Some of them. I passed out (in a stream) while walking, no idea if dog beast helped or just sat about. He couldn't tell me much about it.

pidsy

7,958 posts

156 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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Mine nibble my ears if I play dead.


jmorgan

36,010 posts

283 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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pidsy said:
Mine nibble my ears if I play dead.
hors d'oeuvre.....

FourWheelDrift

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88,375 posts

283 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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After a bath with no collar on they run outside to air dry and I end up saying "get back in here, you're naked."

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

107 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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Our dog is confused if one member of the family is on speaker phone, and is talking to her,
She looks all around to see where they are iding

Dazed and Confused

979 posts

81 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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When I take our dog's harness off I say "C'mon Moll, we've got to take your pants off."

Pesty

42,655 posts

255 months

Monday 28th August 2017
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Also bury myself in the duvet and let them dig me out.

bakerstreet

4,755 posts

164 months

Wednesday 30th August 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Its been nearly 5 months since we said good bye to Herbie and I know both us did all of those things at one point.

Miss him every day.