If PistonHeads was a hotel...

If PistonHeads was a hotel...

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Shakermaker

Original Poster:

11,317 posts

99 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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What would all the forums be called?

I have a feeling that General Gassing would be the Garage

Reader's Rides would be the Valet Parking

NP&E would become either the Margaret Thatcher Suite

The Lounge, would probably be the Kidz Club.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

185 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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S, P & L would be the nasal-voiced traffic warden trying to give residents a parking ticket for parking round the corner while they checked in.

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

107 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Basil Fawlty would be the manager.

KarlMac

4,457 posts

140 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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One way or another it'd definitely be on Hotel Inspector, and be one of those owners that tells Alex Whatserface she's full of st and the reason our hotel is failing is because the customers are all scum.

sc0tt

18,032 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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It would be full of middle aged bald men all mutually masturbating over flemkes Mclaren f1 in the car park.

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

107 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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The bar would be full of Escorts.

768

13,600 posts

95 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
Basil Fawlty would be the manager.
There's a manager in here?

BBenzzz

159 posts

88 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
The bar would be full of Escorts.
SB Bot with the mildly decent banter.. Your code writer must be feeling witty today!

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

185 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
The bar would be full of Escorts.
Watching a 42" TV presumably.

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

134 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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KarlMac said:
One way or another it'd definitely be on Hotel Inspector, and be one of those owners that tells Alex Whatserface she's full of st and the reason our hotel is failing is because the customers are all scum.
I'd be telling her she is quite milfy and meet me at the bar

MrBarry123

6,025 posts

120 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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BBenzzz said:
SantaBarbara said:
The bar would be full of Escorts.
SB Bot with the mildly decent banter.. Your code writer must be feeling witty today!
laugh

SeeFive

8,280 posts

232 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Someone would piss in the kettle.

alorotom

11,907 posts

186 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
The bar would be full of Escorts.
and/or TVs surely?

Donbot

3,892 posts

126 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Everyone pulls the trigger on everything.

"Would Sir like to pull the trigger on the 12oz steak tonight?"

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,787 posts

99 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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It would be a pain to get to bed, with some idiot dominating the stairs.

The bar wouldn't sell foot long subs, only two 6 inch ones.

There'd be an uninsured Golf R32 in the carpark, pulled over by the police.

Edited by Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah on Monday 23 October 13:46

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

243 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Donbot said:
Everyone pulls the trigger on everything.

"Would Sir like to pull the trigger on the 12oz steak tonight?"
I haven't pulled the trigger on anything since I left the school CCF 40 years ago, and even then I was taught to squeeze it..

SeeFive

8,280 posts

232 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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There would be a huge argument at the desk with a few folks gazing into a misty crystal ball and repetitively insisting that the hotel should close immediately, relocate to Frankfurt as Brexit will totally screw UK tourism, and hence their bookings post negotiation.

Bomma220

14,452 posts

124 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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I imagine the toilets would be the Council thread, with at least one of the traps blocked solid with bangers and mash.

And someone from the Watch thread giving a bit of wrist time to a Submariner in the gents.

Sheets Tabuer

18,897 posts

214 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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The Brexiters and Remainers would continue arguing to throw people off the scent as to how they are there really for a massive homosexual orgy.

R8Steve

4,150 posts

174 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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There would be copies of the telegraph delivered to the rooms every morning, each one would have a daily mail hidden inside.