Match.com (Volume 4)

[ferrisbueller]

Rach* said:

Penny-lope said:

Rach* said:

Checking in, on a serious mission to find a man aftet my hols, bloody sick of being single

Well start swallowing instead of spitting!

Turns out cocktails and spunk don't mix well

blimey.

[Stevenj214]

KardioKate said:

Lucy (left), Chloe (right).

None are me.

Haha do they both also drink from the furry cup?

[KardioKate]

Stevenj214 said:

Lol. Tipsy, are we?

Tipsy !! past that !!

[unclepockets]

Rach* said:

Met him here, meh he drives a crappy A3 anyway. Basically he invited me to meet him after his work, in the meantime I went on a massive cocktail bender with my friend and turned up totally rat arsed, got naughty then realised I was going to spew, legged it and spent the next 24 hours in bed with alcohol poisoning.

I said sorry, he met me the next night, then the night after some fittie waiter turned up looking for me and he hasn't spoken to me since.

I'm meant to be more mature these days

Rach in massive bender shocker?

Kardio are they 'your type'?

[unclepockets]

So Rach, you flew out with him and flying back with him? ooh awkward.

[Stevenj214]

Turnips said:

Chloe would get it.

Chloe looks like utter filth.

Lucy would get taken to a family dinner.

[KardioKate]

Stevenj214 said:

Chloe looks like utter filth.

Lucy would get taken to a family dinner.

both plz aha

bai ph.

[Rach*]

unclepockets said:

Rach in massive bender shocker?

I do genuinely need to get a grip or I'm not going to find a nice man, posting this from a bar where I'm drinking wine alone. My wingman is in bed already!

[V8mate]

Penny-lope said:

I spoke to someone the other day saying he'd went on a 1st date, only to find out she was 6 months preggers

Shouldn't have ruined the evening though. Pregnant birds are yummy.

[Rach*]

unclepockets said:

So Rach, you flew out with him and flying back with him? ooh awkward.

Nah I came with my friend, she's gone to bed early, this guy worked in our hotel bar which made things slightly uncomfortable, he has given me free drinks everynight though

[Stevenj214]

So back on topic.

My American girl, who currently has a boyfriend, who is currently visiting her in America is talking like the end of this visit could be the end of their time together.

Leaving the door open for when she returns in September

[SSC!]

V8mate said:

Penny-lope said:

I spoke to someone the other day saying he'd went on a 1st date, only to find out she was 6 months preggers

Shouldn't have ruined the evening though. Pregnant birds are yummy.

Yoohoooooo.......




On a serious note tho.... would men really date a woman already preggers?? I would think it avoid with a bargepole material.

[unclepockets]

Rach* said:

Nah I came with my friend, she's gone to bed early, this guy worked in our hotel bar which made things slightly uncomfortable, he has given me free drinks everynight though

Holiday romances are rubbish anyway. Sounds like you've pulled the barman though.

V8mate said:

Shouldn't have ruined the evening though. Pregnant birds are yummy.

Ah man, I always wondered who got off on that 'genre'

[Rach*]

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

[unclepockets]

Would do but I'm in Jersey

[Rach*]

Here we go with the excuses

[unclepockets]

oh and I'm washing my hair that night.

[Rach*]

Right I'm walking back to the apartment alone in the dark, wish me luck

[Stevenj214]

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

I'll take you out if you're ever near Glasgow

[unclepockets]

Good luck, hope you don't get attacked by a disgruntled suitor!