Match.com (Volume 4)

[Stevenj214]

unclepockets said:

Good luck, hope you don't get attacked by a disgruntled suitor!

Aren't we wishing her luck that she bumps into any suitor?

[unclepockets]

True, do they have ladyboys there?

Still, could be worse, like me you could be stuck on a warm island...ahhhh

[KaraK]

Well I'm at home, working - reading the match.com thread seems to be as about as exciting as my Saturday night appears to be getting. Anyone taking bets on how long I resist the bottle of Tequila that's in the kitchen?

[unclepockets]

KaraK said:

Well I'm at home, working - reading the match.com thread seems to be as about as exciting as my Saturday night appears to be getting. Anyone taking bets on how long I resist the bottle of Tequila that's in the kitchen?

You and me both hence why I opened a bottle of vodka and am upsidedown. Still, least I have a date next week.

[KaraK]

unclepockets said:

KaraK said:

Well I'm at home, working - reading the match.com thread seems to be as about as exciting as my Saturday night appears to be getting. Anyone taking bets on how long I resist the bottle of Tequila that's in the kitchen?

You and me both hence why I opened a bottle of vodka and am upsidedown. Still, least I have a date next week.

I'm still the right way up at the moment, something tells me that next week consists of yet more joyous evenings chained to the keyboard so I think when the tequila gets opened it might not get closed again

[unclepockets]

Best thing you can do is drink heavily then go on POF and send (possibly offensive) messages to all and sundry.

[Rach*]

Stevenj214 said:

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

I'll take you out if you're ever near Glasgow

Yes you said you wanted to see my Outer Mongolia

[Stevenj214]

Rach* said:

Yes you said you wanted to see my Outer Mongolia

Ha well remembered.

I'll admit though, I'm more a fan of Inner Mongolia :P

[V8mate]

Rach* said:

Stevenj214 said:

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

I'll take you out if you're ever near Glasgow

Yes you said you wanted to see my Outer Mongolia

I think he meant your Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

[KaraK]

unclepockets said:

Best thing you can do is drink heavily then go on POF and send (possibly offensive) messages to all and sundry.

That would end badly, if it happens I will report back

[Penny-lope]

Stevenj214 said:

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

I'll take you out if you're ever near Glasgow

I've told her to get her arse up to Scotland a few times...I think she'd scared of us

[unclepockets]

Isn't everybody?

[Rach*]

Penny-lope said:

Stevenj214 said:

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

I'll take you out if you're ever near Glasgow

I've told her to get her arse up to Scotland a few times...I think she'd scared of us

I lived at lossiemouth for 3 years! Noone scares me anymore. Just black sambuca

[Chrisgr31]

Rach* said:

Met him here, meh he drives a crappy A3 anyway. Basically he invited me to meet him after his work, in the meantime I went on a massive cocktail bender with my friend and turned up totally rat arsed, got naughty then realised I was going to spew, legged it and spent the next 24 hours in bed with alcohol poisoning.

From the fact that cocktails and spunk dont mix do we assume that you gave him satisfaction before running? In which case why's he concerned!

[Working class]

Penny-lope said:

Well start swallowing instead of spitting!

Gargling is the new swallowing.

[PumpkinSteve]

Isn't this the black guy from Scrubs??

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profi...

[V100]

PumpkinSteve said:

Isn't this the black guy from Scrubs??

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profi...

[V100]

Rach* said:

I am defo going to start dating properly when I get back, no offers from on here I guess?

[ClintonB]

PumpkinSteve said:

Isn't this the black guy from Scrubs??

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profi...

That is one very scary sausage

[Haighermeister]

Seen as this is on the same vein.

Mrs H has hee friend staying over tonight, alcohol has been consumed, is it bad form to suggest s threesome?

If not, how does one broach the subject??

Ta.