Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[tezzer]

Giant. The correct answer is GIANT.

[Billsnemesis]

But who has got the Green Butt?

[Nik da Greek]

tezzer said:

Giant. The correct answer is GIANT.

Are you sure? My Daddy was normal size but an utter

[louiebaby]

HTP99 said:

Thanks for that, I've just bought a copy of the book, being a 6'8'' tall Daddy myself.

Will go well with the Dustbin Dad book, since I tend to finish off leftovers too...!

[Roofless Toothless]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Europa1 said:

It was part of Jack Dee's intro to an episode of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" a few weeks ago.

I keep missing ISIHAC. And I have no excuse these days with BBC iPlayer. I must go listen. Thanks!

I have long wanted to submit to that show something my son saw in Nottingham a few years ago when he was a student there. He swears it is true. He was walking past a pizza restaurant and they had a notice in the window advertising a special offer.

"£4.50 All the pizza you can eat. And for an extra 50p we'll toss in the salad too."

[MartG]

[48k]

Lucky June!

[MartG]

Hmmm....fart stops plane

https://www.timesofmalta.com/mobile/articles/view/...

[karona]

MartG said:

Hmmm....fart stops plane

https://www.timesofmalta.com/mobile/articles/view/...

Nope
http://avherald.com/h?article=4abc0fca&opt=0

[Chris944_S2]

Freek de Koch
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[irocfan]

I was amused to find out how you can write "you can" in Dutch

[Muncher]

Opened one of my little boys first birthday presents today...

[Jonmx]

Flap Jungle sounds horrific!!

I had some Indian bullstter on the phone earlier claiming that his company could help clear my debts, and if I gave them my bank details they could clear half my debt today etc etc. I thanked the chap for his time and informed him I had no need of his services as I'd won £100 million on the lottery recently. Almost immediately he started pleading with me for money, sob stories about sick children and broken down cars and all the usual old rubbish. I resisted asking for his bank details to help him out, but did inform him that people who scam others out of their money deserve no charity whatsoever and hung up. The irony is the scamming git probably has more money than me right now. Still, gave me a laugh hearing his pitiful efforts to convince me to hand money over. Very juvenile but entertained me for a few minutes.

• Before anyone starts moaning he may have been genuine and what a horrid person I am, I sponsor (albeit a small amount) an orphanage/school in India and have met the guy who runs it on several occasions. It's nice to see money going to genuine causes rather than the latest iPhone or whatever these thieving sods spend their money on.

[alorotom]

Muncher said:

Opened one of my little boys first birthday presents today...

Educating him young ... must be from an Uncle haha

[nonsequitur]

davhill said:

smn159 said:

I'm thinking a sex robot's unlikely to contract an STD. More like an STP.

And WD40 for lubrication. ( If required.)

[WizzBang]

Fish supper, anyone?

[motco]

WizzBang said:

Fish supper, anyone?

That is disgusting!

[PotatoSalad]

WizzBang said:

Fish supper, anyone?

Salmon goes really well with wild mushroom sauce and I just happened to stumble across this thing outside.

[motco]

Phallus impudicus

[Nik da Greek]

I was gonna say that's a stinkhorn. I don't think they taste very nice. With fish or otherwise