Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[PotatoSalad]

I gave it a miss, found plenty of porcini and slippery jacks a bit deeper into the woodland.

[p4pedro]

[dc2rr07]

[DJFish]

There are a few people at work with time on their hands.
Someone recently left a 'Voice Activated' sticker on the coffee machine, and the other day I left my locker unlocked....

To be fair it could've been worse, presumably they're insinuating that I'm a fan of 80s US cop shows.

Ps I know the photo is on the wonk, I'm no good with technology, you'll just have to tilt your head.

[MikeOxhard]

Got told off by SWMBO for sniggering at a tortoise ornament in local garden centre today - not my fault his nut sack is just below his chin !

Didn't help that my 13 year old daughter announces at full volume that they look like pair of shaved knackers

Got called childish for moving the orangutan into position for a suitable photo.

[Jonmx]

MikeOxhard said:

Got told off by SWMBO for sniggering at a tortoise ornament in local garden centre today - not my fault his nut sack is just below his chin !

Didn't help that my 13 year old daughter announces at full volume that they look like pair of shaved knackers

Got called childish for moving the orangutan into position for a suitable photo.

That's brilliant! I also get into trouble for moving items into comedy positions. Very juvenile but very necessary. Glad to hear your daughter's got the right idea too.

[Order66]

[Saleen836]

Changing the name of my Wifi to get the neighbours worried!

[Baron Greenback]

Saleen836 said:

Changing the name of my Wifi to get the neighbours worried!

hehehe

[ClockworkCupcake]

Jonmx said:

That's brilliant! I also get into trouble for moving items into comedy positions. Very juvenile but very necessary.

Indeed.

[jmorgan]

Baron Greenback said:

hehehe

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Try “TV detector van”

Of course, depending where you live “DHSS survelence squad”

[Jonboy_t]

Sent an email to one of our suppliers earlier giving some good feedback on work they'd done recently, got a reply back from them;

"Hi John, thanks for the feedback, I'll make sure to use that internally".

Now, I know it's pleasant to get a pat on the back every now and then, but that seems extreme to me...

[nonsequitur]

MikeOxhard said:

Got told off by SWMBO for sniggering at a tortoise ornament in local garden centre today - not my fault his nut sack is just below his chin !

Didn't help that my 13 year old daughter announces at full volume that they look like pair of shaved knackers

Got called childish for moving the orangutan into position for a suitable photo.

That gives an idea of the length of his old man.

[nonsequitur]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Jonmx said:

That's brilliant! I also get into trouble for moving items into comedy positions. Very juvenile but very necessary.

Indeed.

And it's all on CCTV as well ! Santa you have been very BAD this year.

Edited by nonsequitur on Tuesday 25th July 19:40

[Bernd Tost]

Lived over here for 16 years & still suitably amused by the name of this village in the south of the island: http://www.isleofman.com/directory/3035/fistard-pr...

It's approached only by narrow lanes & is a right pain to get deliveries there as many of the properties have a tight entrance.

[PoleDriver]

[Utterpiffle]

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Oh funny. Until they changed my router for a home hub 6 recently, I had "Surveillance Van 2" and "Surveillance Van 5" for the 2.4 and 5 GHz networks. Great minds and all that...
A mate simply calls his WiFi "Virus".

[ClockworkCupcake]

My SSID used to be "We are watching you", until the PRISM / ECHELON thing broke and I changed it to "Your SSIDs are so boring"

These days I just have something short and anonymous

[Sticks.]

nonsequitur said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

Jonmx said:

That's brilliant! I also get into trouble for moving items into comedy positions. Very juvenile but very necessary.

Indeed.

And it's all on CCTV as well ! Santa you have been very BAD this year.

Edited by nonsequitur on Tuesday 25th July 19:40

Those chocolate Santas are bad enough.

[PotatoSalad]

Utterpiffle said:

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Oh funny. Until they changed my router for a home hub 6 recently, I had "Surveillance Van 2" and "Surveillance Van 5" for the 2.4 and 5 GHz networks. Great minds and all that...
A mate simply calls his WiFi "Virus".

Ha, DVLA Surveillance Van 4 here to make neighbours check their car tax direct debits twice, my previous router had "HMRC Surveillance Van 4" .


A FB page for our village recently posted a photo of some googly eyes placed on a lamp post, "Googly eye bandit strikes again" comment made me chuckle. Little do they know it was me slightly drunk at 2am few weeks ago who decided to make daughter's way to school a bit more entertaining and stuck them on everything that might resemble a face.