One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Sunday 15th December 2019
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RammyMP said:
The bouncer saw me and through me out harder the second time!

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Monday 16th December 2019
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had ham said:
Related to this - girls who wear short party skirts/dresses with strappy heals with bare legs at this time of the year

mgtony

4,019 posts

190 months

Monday 16th December 2019
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Pegscratch said:
Things I have learned from this thread.

People paid bugger all to be posties aren't always the sharpest knifes in the drawer.
Management rarely want to face up to their responsibilities in dealing with issues.
V6 Pushfit struggles either reading or comprehending written English.

I'm kidding, the last one is the only thing that I learned from this thread.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Monday 16th December 2019
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Lemming Train said:
Allanv said:
I watched a young fella who looked around early 20's for just over an hour checking his phone every 3 or minutes, Twitter / Facebook / Insta / Tik tok or something and another one before closing his eyes again.

This went on for just over an hour and he seemed very anxious about no updates on anything. I didn't have the heart to tell him that we were cruising at 28500 feet.

I am aware that not everyone is like that but he could have just talked to his mates across the isle but they were doing the same.
They probably wouldn't have been able to hear him.
I should probably grow up. hehe

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Monday 16th December 2019
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CarbonV12V said:
The pad was escavated out of a garden areas and shuttered with some 2" wide wood lengths.

yellowjack

17,075 posts

166 months

Tuesday 17th December 2019
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A friend (and a native New Yorker) shared this with me. I thought it might be appreciated here?

He also shared this...


...with the caption "auto-correct can't fix stupid"

Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 17th December 10:06

Osinjak

5,453 posts

121 months

Wednesday 18th December 2019
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flatso said:
Good looking thing, one of the best of the breed. The interieur is also fine.

singlecoil

33,545 posts

246 months

Wednesday 18th December 2019
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CHARLESBERG said:
but apparently they have various bits and bobs that are sort after, like curtains?

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Saturday 21st December 2019
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Semiskimmed said:
A couple cranks of the starter and the car splutted into life
Shuck hands, fired up the car and got it warm to set off....
So you maybe asking why I had boight! a 24 year old, rare, imported car, that didn't run!
Disirable gearbox with a fantastic after market Lsd.
It'll be tidied in the netter weather.

SlimJim16v

5,652 posts

143 months

Sunday 22nd December 2019
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fiju said:
TBH, I think something needs to be done to kerb the 'religionism' in this country, which is mainly a problem with the Muslim population.
First time I've seen it this way around.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Sunday 22nd December 2019
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Petrus1983 said:
As the year drawers to a close I’m going to be leaving the sites and seeing what happens. I’ve for sure met some freaking lovely girls on them, some will remain friends for a long long time, but I’m now not convinced I’ll find ‘the one’ on the various sites.
Especially the girls from Chester.

Rewe said:
If they then move in to you, you should be OK. If the do an about turn in the direction of HR the post back on here for more crap advise from people who don’t know anything about the law but are certain anyway.
alorotom said:
The mirrors in questionnaire on the walls and have 6 inch oak framing and are both over 6ft X 3ft

singlecoil

33,545 posts

246 months

Tuesday 24th December 2019
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Thesprucegoose said:
There idiots the lot of them.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Tuesday 24th December 2019
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^ hehe


Meanwhile :

dirky dirk said:
The other 112 flats have a doorbell in the same place,
Mum thinks her visitors will miss hers so she sent off for hi via orange tape to stick on it

Sent her a picture of my daughters graduation via text and email never acknowledged it.

She told the doctor her sore back is caused by depression after an eye

Knitted alias of bobble hats for aprem baby unit, dropped them off and shes convinced herself they have been pinched.

A year later shes stilton the Internet ordering crap,
God help me if she discovers wish
confused

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Tuesday 24th December 2019
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Where are people bringing all this stuff to? jester

Driver Rider said:
Just brought my first place.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Wednesday 25th December 2019
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Osinjak said:
A personal favourite:

Dave Hedgehog said:
Yep defiantly on dodgy ground if you sell it,
party Here is your Christmas present, Osin !

red_slr said:
Egg report incoming!

So they were pretty decent (was hoping to say eggcellent…. but alas not quite that good) , not the best I have ever had but defiantly better than what the supermarkets have been dishing out the last year or so.
hehe

fausTVR

1,442 posts

150 months

Thursday 26th December 2019
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Don't have it to show, but I saw a UK banner ad' recently for a legal practice, which offered legal 'advise'.

SlimJim16v

5,652 posts

143 months

Thursday 26th December 2019
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How to lose all credibility.

650spider said:
What other practical outcomes could they of used their significant resources?

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Thursday 26th December 2019
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Sonie said:
I work in secondary school and know that shouting or arguing gets you know where.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Friday 27th December 2019
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fatboy18 said:
Same boat here, Went down with Man Flue Christmas day morning!
I have Zero Idea where its came from, I had not Interactacted with anyone that had a cold?

SlimJim16v

5,652 posts

143 months

Friday 27th December 2019
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Sonie said:
I work in secondary school and know that shouting or arguing gets you know where.