One for the spelling police

[p4cks]

SlimJim16v said:

Sonie said:

I work in secondary school and know that shouting or arguing gets you know where.

One assumes they've mistaken 'work' for 'attend'.

[paulguitar]

Weekendrebuild said:

I had obliterated a pheasant on a B road with ditches on Eva side. Absolutely know we’re to stop and large amount of remanence inside the cockpit

[RATATTAK]

Dixy said:

............... Jokes about the guide mistress or quire master were as prevalent as racism, sexism or anti-mother in law .......................

[eldar]

RATATTAK said:

Dixy said:

............... Jokes about the guide mistress or quire master were as prevalent as racism, sexism or anti-mother in law .......................

Someone should be wearing the fools cap.

[Lemming Train]

JulianPH said:

I actually consider that many such PHers do not even bother to type on their keyboards, but simply allow/instruct their own Private Sectary or other senior domestic staff deal with this.

Personally, I'd be handing them their P45.

[Osinjak]

Bashiar0 said:

...hope the car has been good over the x-mas period and someone got a go-pro?

[RATATTAK]

RTB said:

Anything that provides the right nutrients to survive to breeding age, be healthy enough to mate and raise the off spring. So essentially enough claroies for you to make it through childhood into your mid-20s.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

ntiz said:

Why on earth would a parent want there children to have the best education possible.

(Boring bits removed!)

P.s most people I know that went to boarding school have better relationships with there parents because they weren’t under the thumb.

Oh, the irony!

[RATATTAK]

eccles said:

Perhaps we should just tug our forelock and be grateful every time they drive passed that they've enabled us peasants to live our lives in comfort.

[SlimJim16v]

mike9009 said:

We still of FOM in the UK.

[SlimJim16v]

M4CK 1 said:

Could he of not used a cnc machine,

[Europa1]

Not-The-Messiah said:

Does he think the Boris-snowblower-pink slipper thing is comical. It's like something a collage kid who hasn't grown up yet would right thinking it's funny.

But that's his comedy (if you can call it that) its a sort of pretentious post graduate crap. And it's why the likes of the BBC, guardian love him because they are full of these types.

Jokes that are usually convoluted hyperbolic nonsense that they think are cleaver and witty but if you actually look at them are just a load of crap nonsense.

He's about as funny as being burnt alive.

[Osinjak]

Rewe said:

I would be annoyed as well btw, but sitting with the new legs and refusing to put them on as a point of principal is cutting off your nose despite your face.

[Frank7]

ambuletz said:

quick questin im sure will be easy.

flourescent bulb starters. i notice they have different watts. wilko sells 80w and 125w. i don;t jnow the watts of the flouresecent tube in the bathroom..which one am i better off buying?

[singlecoil]

hurstg01 said:

How long before #gingerhazza posts that his wife has had 'the chat' and wants to live in a different country to his family, wrenching him from a safe mollycuddled environment protected by old money using their new baby and her mum also being abroad as an anchor round his neck to make him tow the line.....?...

I'm claiming bonus points for the unnecessary and extended ellipsis with a question mark.

[Osinjak]

Slippery little buggers.

cayman-black said:

Absolute scum bags! What about a lovely (or very viscous ) Dobermann.

[Lemming Train]

Nickgnome never fails to deliver.

Nickgnome said:

The only properties that really mater are the ones with harbour access.

[...]

Seems like you just hoist yourself on your own petard.

I’d brush up on your Chinese, Mandarin and Cantonese. Probably Spanish whilst your at it.

[...]

I though she would really suffer on the West East transatlantic crossing. The wether was not good. It’s not easy even for hardened sailors.

[...]

Perhaps you could do a proper English analysis and evidence the frothing and heightened level of anxiety.

I am however sniggering at your attempt at a repost.

[lowdrag]

Seen while searching for a copy of an out of print book:-

"The book has been read.."

[227bhp]

Can you start the rest of a sentence after a comma with 'and'?
Just reading a book with an awkwardly worded sentence, OH says you can, but i'm not so sure. I know you can't start a sentence with And after a full stop.

[Europa1]

Tony1963 said:

Why on earth allow practice over where people are milking around? Third world values, I suppose.