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Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)

Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)

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ZOLLAR

18,691 posts

89 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Took me a second but laugh

JonRB

51,553 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
rofl

snowy slopes

28,276 posts

103 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
hehe

mattyn1

2,428 posts

71 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Took me a second but laugh
Why am i genuinely laughing? hehe

Ali2202

3,481 posts

120 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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silly
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LilPeteMordino

473 posts

106 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
That has been stolen for facebook. Might rival the 0K joke aswell! (I'm a bit of a geek.)

Lord Pikey

3,156 posts

131 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Movember is almost over.


I am really starting to dread Fannuary approaching.

LordGrover

27,781 posts

128 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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rofl

mattdaniels

7,271 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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JonRB said:
Jonboy_t said:
The first rule of thesaurus club is you do not talk about, converse, discuss, chat or mention thesaurus club.
rofl

Immediately stolen for Facebook. hehe
+1

roadwolf

180 posts

72 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Lord said:
Movember is almost over.


I am really starting to dread Fannuary approaching.
confusedconfusedconfused

JonRB

51,553 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Nicked that for my Facebook and a long geeky thread ensued about whether an unmeasurabley small amount less than 1/1000th of a gram was equivalent to zero. We concluded that that a more accurate version of the joke is:

"I had a weird dream last night where I weighed an infinitesimal amount. I was like, 0mg!"

nerd

(Still love the joke though. Thanks for posting it!)

snowy slopes

28,276 posts

103 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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JonRB said:
Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Nicked that for my Facebook and a long geeky thread ensued about whether an infinitesimal amount less than 1/1000th of a gram was near to zero. We've concluded that that a more accurate version of the joke is:

"I had a weird dream last night where I weighed an infinitesimal amount. I was like, 0mg!"

nerd

(Still love the joke though. Thanks for posting it!)
Jebus Jon, way to got to make a joke boring already hehe

vixen1700

9,346 posts

186 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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My wife came down and caught me on the computer late last night. I could tell straight away she wasnt pleased.... "errr I'm just looking for cheap flights!" I told her. Well she soon changed her tune, she told me she loved me, unzipped my pants and gave me a nosh right there and then.

I didn't even realise she liked darts.

JonRB

51,553 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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snowy slopes said:
Jebus Jon, way to got to make a joke boring already hehe
paperbag

snowy slopes

28,276 posts

103 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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JonRB said:
snowy slopes said:
Jebus Jon, way to got to make a joke boring already hehe
paperbag
hehe

Jonboy_t

3,857 posts

99 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Patient - 'Doctor, doctor, please help me, I've hurt my cock in a surfing accident.'
Doctor - 'What happened?! Did you fall off your board?'
Patient - 'No, the wife walked in and I slammed the laptop shut too quickly'.

buddum-tsh!

poj

800 posts

104 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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"what ring tone do you have?" asked my wife
"light brown" apparently wasnt the answer she was expecting.

DRCAGE

285 posts

81 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Have you heard the joke about the magic tractor?... It went down the road and turned into a field.

PoleDriver

25,371 posts

110 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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DRCAGE said:
Have you heard the joke about the magic tractor?...
yes

Many times!

JonRB

51,553 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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PoleDriver said:
DRCAGE said:
Have you heard the joke about the magic tractor?...
yes

Many times!
I used to love that joke but now I am an extractor fan.
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