If you discovered an ex was once a man...

[Ari]

So on a separate but related note to the nympho "I'm a lady/I used to be a man/I'm outraged at the suggestion I should charge for it/I used to charge for it/basically I'm a complete attention we" thread.

If you discovered a day or a year later, that someone you once had a relationship with, be it a drunken one nighter or a longer one, was once a man, how would you feel/what would you do? (assuming of course that you didn't realise, as many clearly didn't with he/she/it)

Just wondering about all the blokes that this he/she reckons to have done, and how they must feel when they opened the paper and read...

(Assuming you're a guy of course. I don't think it works the other way does it? Women aren't mad enough to want to swap are they?)

[Robb F]

acid dip my tackle

[carmonk]

If you're talking about that one in the DM recently I'd just be relieved to find out that her origins were human.

[cal216610]

Any hole a goal and all that.

[pacman1]

I'd be straight down to Specsavers.

[vixen1700]

I knew a post-op transsexual, she used to work in the wardrobe department at the BBC, then went on to do freelance costume work. She was amazing to look at.

[pacman1]

I wonder if they suffer from 'phantom bks'; ..goes to scratch.. nothing there.

[Great Pretender]

pacman1 said:

I'd be straight down to Specsavers.

This.

I'd be gob-smacked if anyone had unknowingly been with a tranny and didn't have the slightest suspicion, that something was amiss.

Either that, or there are some exceptionally desperate men out there.

[DieselGriff]

My Mrs says that a small willy shouldn't adversely affect a marriage. I agree, but wish she didn't have one.



















sorry

[retrobob]

Well not much you could do afterwards > probably throw up > throwup.jpg [no homo]

Chaz Bono went from woman to man.

[EDLT]

It's only gay if balls touch.

[Du1point8]

Great Pretender said:

pacman1 said:

I'd be straight down to Specsavers.

This.

I'd be gob-smacked if anyone had unknowingly been with a tranny and didn't have the slightest suspicion, that something was amiss.

Either that, or there are some exceptionally desperate men out there.

broader than normal womens shoulders - check
bigger than norm feet - check
not very feminine face - check
large hands - check
little scar near adams apple - check
voice a little deeper than normal - check.

result =


+

[SC7]

I would collapse into the foetal position in the shower and sob uncontrollaby, like a movie post-rape scene.

[vixen1700]

Du1point8 said:

broader than normal womens shoulders - check
bigger than norm feet - check
not very feminine face - check
large hands - check
little scar near adams apple - check
voice a little deeper than normal - check.

[Great Pretender]

vixen1700 said:

Blatantly a man

It's not you is it?

[Hartge220]

pacman1 said:

I wonder if they suffer from 'phantom bks'; ..goes to scratch.. nothing there.

[vixen1700]

Great Pretender said:

It's not you is it?

No, it isn't

[stackmonkey]

EDLT said:

It's only gay if balls touch.

If they don't, you're not deep enough.

[Asterix]

...it would explain a lot!

[EDLT]

stackmonkey said:

EDLT said:

It's only gay if balls touch.

If they don't, you're not deep enough.

They surgeons don't push them back inside, they crush them in a vice to make his/her voice higher.