If you discovered an ex was once a man...

[southendpier]

Cock Womble 7 said:

A roast beef dinner?

I don't see the relevance.

no cutlery, presume partner has stabbed fork in cock before sawing off member and chucking in blender.

I guess.

[Tango13]

http://www.michelle-duff.ca/index.html

Brings new meaning to the phrase 'riding like a girl'

[stewies_minion]

cal216610 said:

Any hole a goal and all that.

+1 Have a beer and drop them a text congratulating them on a job well done.

[CBR JGWRR]

stewies_minion said:

cal216610 said:

Any hole a goal and all that.

+1 Have a beer and drop them a text congratulating them on a job well done.

Some holes are worth more to score though...

[C8PPO]

pacman1 said:

I wonder if they suffer from 'phantom bks'; ..goes to scratch.. nothing there.

[C8PPO]

I missed the thread referred to in the OP - whatever happened to PH's own tame tranny? Can't recall the name. Liked watches. Male to female as I recall? I heard tell of a ban?

[Cock Womble 7]

CBR JGWRR said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

spyder dryver said:

"What's for tea love?"

A roast beef dinner?

I don't see the relevance.

Gentlemans parts.

.../Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/28/1296241462476/meat-two-veg-007...

I am aware of the term "meat and two veg" to refer to a Gentleman's parts, but that picture clearly shows meat and three veg. And a Yorkshire pudding. And gravy.

Therefore, I don't see the relevance.

[CBR JGWRR]

Cock Womble 7 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

spyder dryver said:

"What's for tea love?"

A roast beef dinner?

I don't see the relevance.

Gentlemans parts.

.../Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/28/1296241462476/meat-two-veg-007...

I am aware of the term "meat and two veg" to refer to a Gentleman's parts, but that picture clearly shows meat and three veg. And a Yorkshire pudding. And gravy.

Therefore, I don't see the relevance.

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

[Cock Womble 7]

CBR JGWRR said:

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to justify someone else's failed attempt at humour with your own failed attempt at humour.

[CBR JGWRR]

Cock Womble 7 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to justify someone else's failed attempt at humour with your own failed attempt at humour.

You are cruel.

[Steffan]

CBR JGWRR said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to justify someone else's failed attempt at humour with your own failed attempt at humour.

You are cruel.

But accurate.

[CBR JGWRR]

Steffan said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to justify someone else's failed attempt at humour with your own failed attempt at humour.

You are cruel.

But accurate.

Don't encourage him, please.

[Steffan]

CBR JGWRR said:

Steffan said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to justify someone else's failed attempt at humour with your own failed attempt at humour.

You are cruel.

But accurate.

Don't encourage him, please.

I don't think he needs encouragement. He is a self starter.

[CBR JGWRR]

Steffan said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Steffan said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Yorkshire puddings sort of resemble female bits (Vaguely) Carrots sort of resemble man parts. Gravy is sort of like the fluid women produce. (Only a lot more of it)

So what she is saying is she wants one big one and lots of little ones with no actual need for them.

Do yourself a favour and stop trying to justify someone else's failed attempt at humour with your own failed attempt at humour.

You are cruel.

But accurate.

Don't encourage him, please.

I don't think he needs encouragement. He is a self starter.

That's the problem...

[Zwolf]

If I didn't notice when it did matter, then it couldn't really bother me after the fact could it?

[Uncle Gueber]

Great Pretender said:

I'd be gob-smacked if anyone had unknowingly been with a tranny and didn't have the slightest suspicion, that something was amiss.

There was a Brit who owned a bar on Ko Samui, who went 6 months before finding out his gf was actually a bf/gf/if. Apparently he went a bit off the rails when he found out but in the end thought what the hell and married her. It was shown on a Ch4/5 documentary about 10yrs ago,” Bangkok Bound” or something.

I was out there a few months after and there were a lot of guys going with local girls in complete and blissful ignorance. There was an Italian guy there at the time who had a habit of throwing his cash around and generally pissing off the locals. They however took great delight in knowing something he didn’t.

But obviously nobody on PH would ever make a mistake like that.

[Du1point8]

Uncle Gueber said:

Great Pretender said:

I'd be gob-smacked if anyone had unknowingly been with a tranny and didn't have the slightest suspicion, that something was amiss.

There was a Brit who owned a bar on Ko Samui, who went 6 months before finding out his gf was actually a bf/gf/if. Apparently he went a bit off the rails when he found out but in the end thought what the hell and married her. It was shown on a Ch4/5 documentary about 10yrs ago,” Bangkok Bound” or something.

I was out there a few months after and there were a lot of guys going with local girls in complete and blissful ignorance. There was an Italian guy there at the time who had a habit of throwing his cash around and generally pissing off the locals. They however took great delight in knowing something he didn’t.

But obviously nobody on PH would ever make a mistake like that.

Wasn't there a PHer who did this and when he took it home and found out he just turned the LadyBoy over and did him in the ass... Then came on PH and told everyone.

Stig something or other was their name.

[Hoofy]

I suppose the problem is that once you find out, when you're getting intimate, you'll always wonder if she's thinking "Mine used to be bigger..."

[Du1point8]

Hoofy said:

I suppose the problem is that once you find out, when you're getting intimate, you'll always wonder if she's thinking "Mine used to be bigger..."

If she still has it you could go for the ass and then reach around and it will be like you have just poked through he/him.

[perdu]

Du1point8 said:

Hoofy said:

I suppose the problem is that once you find out, when you're getting intimate, you'll always wonder if she's thinking "Mine used to be bigger..."

If she still has it you could go for the ass and then reach around and it will be like you have just poked through he/him.

suddenly the imagery just became "too much"