Kids with stupid names...

[SistersofPercy]

Followed this the other day, had to take a pic to show my son because I knew he'd never believe me.

Andisyn. Poor kid.

[Derek Withers]

The girl who serves in the newsagent near work is called "Fillepa" according to her name badge. I bite my tongue every time I see her.

[silverfoxcc]

There are a lot of football players in the NFL who first names defy description

[Hackney]

Lucas CAV said:

All well and good (and I like the names tbh) but they will spend lots of time spelling them over the phone to people etc etc
Massive pain in the arse (used to go out with a Niamh)

Yeah, but that's par for the course these days even with "normal" names, at least if you've got a complicated name people will ask rather than assume. I get Garrath, Garath, Garth, Garreth, Gary, Gavin.

The strange concoctions I get in Starbucks it's feckin ridiculous.

My wife's name has four letters. Four! And people spell / say it wrongly.

[LordHaveMurci]

Saw a woman advertising her services earlier, goes by the name of Chelcie.

You'll be amazed to learn that she is a hairdresser.

[hab1966]

Ladies and Gentleman, may i present

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg

[arfursleep]

next door neighbours lad has taken up with a new woman, she has a kid.

Nevaeh (Heaven backwards)

[mike80]

SistersofPercy said:

Followed this the other day, had to take a pic to show my son because I knew he'd never believe me.

Andisyn. Poor kid.

It's Welsh you 'tard.

Possibly....

[tribalsurfer]

silverfoxcc said:

There are a lot of football players in the NFL who first names defy description

Being a Broncos fan, always liked Knowshon Moreno. From his wiki page :-

Knowshon's first name is a portmanteau of his father's nickname, Knowledge, and his mother's name, Varashon.

[Hackney]

tribalsurfer said:

silverfoxcc said:

There are a lot of football players in the NFL who first names defy description

Being a Broncos fan, always liked Knowshon Moreno. From his wiki page :-

Knowshon's first name is a portmanteau of his father's nickname, Knowledge, and his mother's name, Varashon.

I had a knowshon it'd be something like that

[PurpleTurtle]

First name 'Riley-Prince' .... check!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4706118/...

[bigandclever]

Hackney said:

tribalsurfer said:

silverfoxcc said:

There are a lot of football players in the NFL who first names defy description

Being a Broncos fan, always liked Knowshon Moreno. From his wiki page :-

Knowshon's first name is a portmanteau of his father's nickname, Knowledge, and his mother's name, Varashon.

I had a knowshon it'd be something like that

So he could have been called Vadge then?

[CanAm]

One the other way round to the usual spelling 'anomalies'; parents introduce their little princess to teacher when she was starting school.
T: "And what is your little angel's name?"
P: "Whyvonnie"
T: "That's unusual; how do you spell it?"
P: ".Y.V.O.N.N.E."
T: "Oh, you mean Yvonne!"
Irate P: "No, its spelled Y Vonn E so you say Whyvonnie!!!"

[Miocene]

arfursleep said:

next door neighbours lad has taken up with a new woman, she has a kid.

Nevaeh (Heaven backwards)

More common than you'd like to think. Unfortunately.

[Vaud]

CanAm said:

One the other way round to the usual spelling 'anomalies'; parents introduce their little princess to teacher when she was starting school.
T: "And what is your little angel's name?"
P: "Whyvonnie"
T: "That's unusual; how do you spell it?"
P: ".Y.V.O.N.N.E."
T: "Oh, you mean Yvonne!"
Irate P: "No, its spelled Y Vonn E so you say Whyvonnie!!!"

fk me thats depressing.

[Vaud]

Miocene said:

arfursleep said:

next door neighbours lad has taken up with a new woman, she has a kid.

Nevaeh (Heaven backwards)

More common than you'd like to think. Unfortunately.

126th most popular in 2015...

[evilmunkey]

reminds me of moxy in auf weihdersen pet 3 , so whos the picture of.... its my nephew gooey... hows that spelt... guy... facepalm moment

[austinsmirk]

evilmunkey said:

reminds me of moxy in auf weihdersen pet 3 , so whos the picture of.... its my nephew gooey... hows that spelt... guy... facepalm moment

with AWP knowledge like that, do you follow the fan group on FB ? the wealth of knowledge is outstanding !!

[J4CKO]

Vaud said:

Miocene said:

arfursleep said:

next door neighbours lad has taken up with a new woman, she has a kid.

Nevaeh (Heaven backwards)

More common than you'd like to think. Unfortunately.

126th most popular in 2015...

I see Marie in there, the council multiplier for any girls name.

[SpeckledJim]

J4CKO said:

I see Marie in there, the council multiplier for any girls name.

You don't need to be as specific as Marie. The presence of the hyphen is enough.

Honourable mention here to Le-a. Pronounced, with gloomy inevitability, Ledasha.