Kids with stupid names...

[ambuletz]

[mybrainhurts]

SpeckledJim said:

J4CKO said:

I see Marie in there, the council multiplier for any girls name.

You don't need to be as specific as Marie. The presence of the hyphen is enough.

Honourable mention here to Le-a. Pronounced, with gloomy inevitability, Ledasha.

Slightly off topic, but that reminds me...

Talking to someone, as we drove along, about her holiday in France...

We hired a French car

Oh, what was it?

I don't know the make, but it was a [French accent]Sonnn-eece[/French accent]

A what?

A Sonnn-eece

Oh, I've never heard of that...

A few miles further on, we stopped at a red light and she pointed to the car in front...

It was one of those, see? A Sonnn-eece

In front of us sat a.......... Renault Scenic.

[TTmonkey]

Stuck up Woman at airport in Mexico hollering at her 6 year old boy.....

(This was about 6 years ago, which is relevant.....)

"Fenton! For goodness sake, Fenton!!!!! Come here Fenton!

The queue of brits waiting to get through security were in hysterics..... for obvious reasons....

https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYUc

[Willy Nilly]

I've been trying to find the Kath And Kim scene about names for babies, this is a little bit of it, still can't find the whole scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO0tf7GEkx8

[TheTwitcher]

My cousin is a teacher, told me she was mystified when a girl appeared in her class with the name, "Fibi".

Turned out mother liked the sound of but just couldn't spell, "Phoebe".

[schmunk]

SpeckledJim said:

Honourable mention here to Le-a. Pronounced, with gloomy inevitability, Ledasha.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

[schmunk]

mybrainhurts said:

Slightly off topic, but that reminds me...

Talking to someone, as we drove along, about her holiday in France...

We hired a French car

Oh, what was it?

I don't know the make, but it was a [French accent]Sonnn-eece[/French accent]

A what?

A Sonnn-eece

Oh, I've never heard of that...

A few miles further on, we stopped at a red light and she pointed to the car in front...

It was one of those, see? A Sonnn-eece

In front of us sat a.......... Renault Scenic.

It's fairly easy to see how that arose from somebody with little interest in cars and minimal language skills.

[threespires]

schmunk said:

SpeckledJim said:

Honourable mention here to Le-a. Pronounced, with gloomy inevitability, Ledasha.

If the parents wanted the child's name to start with 'B'.
B-a = 'Bedasha'.

Or the '- dash' could also be read as a '- minus'.
B-a = 'B minus A'

[bigandclever]

Willy Nilly said:

I've been trying to find the Kath And Kim scene about names for babies, this is a little bit of it, still can't find the whole scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO0tf7GEkx8

The suggested names for the baby: Murray, Tiramasu, Lourdes, Rocco, paris, prince, Blanket, Winona, Paloma, Papaloma, Myfanwy Kathleen Darlene Craig, Tailuh, Typhphaanniii, Epponn'knee Rae, Glenn, Aussie, Enema, IV, Catheter, Neil By Mouth, Cardio Infarction.

Love Kath&Kim

[TheTwitcher]

Spent a day on the beach a few years back, a nearby family had a preschool son called "Bubbles". You could hear the eyes rolling all around.

[SpeckledJim]

schmunk said:

SpeckledJim said:

Honourable mention here to Le-a. Pronounced, with gloomy inevitability, Ledasha.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Fair enough!

[227bhp]

TheTwitcher said:

Spent a day on the beach a few years back, a nearby family had a preschool son called "Bubbles". You could hear the eyes rolling all around.

Poor bd, Michael Jackson called his chimp that, can you imagine if he turns out to be the serious type too?

I'm currently dealing with a bloke called Cosmo

[LordHaveMurci]

TheTwitcher said:

Spent a day on the beach a few years back, a nearby family had a preschool son called "Bubbles". You could hear the eyes rolling all around.

Are you sure that was his name & not just a family nickname?

[Wait Here Until Green Light Shows]

PurpleTurtle said:

First name 'Riley-Prince' .... check!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4706118/...

Fat - check
Council 'look' - check
Tats - check
Dailyfail attention seekers - check
Sad face photo - N/A
BMW or white Audi - check (probably)

[J4CKO]

LordHaveMurci said:

TheTwitcher said:

Spent a day on the beach a few years back, a nearby family had a preschool son called "Bubbles". You could hear the eyes rolling all around.

Are you sure that was his name & not just a family nickname?

Maybe he was a chimp ?

Coudl be a nickname as kids that name always have snot bubbles, my brother in law at that age would only eat chips, and snot so became known as chipsnot, other brother in law was chubby and had small man breasts, so got called "Gettis", as they used to "Get His Tits" apparently

[michelle90]

Beyonce has called one of her kids Sir Carter. I think this is a stupidly pretentious name.

[LordHaveMurci]

michelle90 said:

Beyonce has called one of her kids Sir Carter. I think this is a stupidly pretentious name.

Be great at school though, 'you can call me Sir'.

[Hackney]

SpeckledJim said:

schmunk said:

SpeckledJim said:

Honourable mention here to Le-a. Pronounced, with gloomy inevitability, Ledasha.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Fair enough!

"if anyone axes you why"

<shudders>

[HTP99]

michelle90 said:

Beyonce has called one of her kids Sir Carter. I think this is a stupidly pretentious name.

I thought the same when Kim and Kanye named their child Saint; Saint North so up themselves.

[HTP99]

anonymous said:

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Earl is an actual name, Sir isn't.