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deaths / media / sympathy

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RizzoTheRat

25,085 posts

191 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Triumph Man said:
Me and Dad have an agreement that if the worst should happen and we crash our cars/bikes and die, we DO NOT want any memorial flowers. Aside from the fact it is chavistic, We would not want anyone to see where we fked up.
It would be quite embarrasing if it was a really gentle corner wouldn't it hehe

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

251 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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RizzoTheRat said:
Triumph Man said:
Me and Dad have an agreement that if the worst should happen and we crash our cars/bikes and die, we DO NOT want any memorial flowers. Aside from the fact it is chavistic, We would not want anyone to see where we fked up.
It would be quite embarrasing if it was a really gentle corner wouldn't it hehe
Cant you have a deal with each other whereby you agree to move any flowers to a more suitable location...perhaps a double apex, off camber, bend. People could say "well, I'm not surprised....even an expert could screw this one up"

Triumph Man

8,670 posts

167 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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RizzoTheRat said:
Triumph Man said:
Me and Dad have an agreement that if the worst should happen and we crash our cars/bikes and die, we DO NOT want any memorial flowers. Aside from the fact it is chavistic, We would not want anyone to see where we fked up.
It would be quite embarrasing if it was a really gentle corner wouldn't it hehe
Precisely wink We are going to hell though, if we see flowers in such a location, me and Dad do tend to say very loudly "how did they fk up there?!"

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Tiggsy said:
GTIR said:
I didn't contribute to that marathon girls just giving page.
I didnt know her and The Samaritans isn't a charity I give any money to.

I did give money to a friend who is doing a charity skydive for The Epilepsy society, something my brother suffered from (and possibly was a contributing factor to his death) and I gave money to Kevin Wells (Holly Wells' dad of Soham) because I live close to that place and I sort of know the family.

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ETA. My point being is I'm a good person and will go to heaven. (with a stopover to visit Cock Womble Satan)

Edited by GTIR on Thursday 26th April 08:29
No doubt the Epilepsy society now hoping your friend is attractive and has a poorly packed chute!
biggrin

She's a lezza.
They never die in sports. Fact.

Triumph Man

8,670 posts

167 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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GTIR said:
biggrin

She's a lezza.
They never die in sports. Fact.
Butch or "lipstick"?

One Amp Andy

1,462 posts

189 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Triumph Man said:
Precisely wink We are going to hell though, if we see flowers in such a location, me and Dad do tend to say very loudly "how did they fk up there?!"
paperbag I'm also guilty of this. I've also given my wife strict instructions to blame my demise, if in/on a vehicle, either on mechanical failure, or treacherous road conditions if I fk up.