well it be on to this

[AJS-]

Zwolf said:

Thread Title: "So it has come to this..."

OP: I was conversing with a male acquaintance on Sunday, he seemed very dispirited, possibly depressed following the unfortunate event of his wife having left him and having taken their children with her.

So poor was his apparent mental condition that I thought it might be a sensible idea to visit this person and offer moral support and be on hand to hopefully stop them doing anything silly to harm themselves.

For selfish reasons, I decided not to bother. It transpires that my original thoughts were well founded and I now feel remorse for putting my own concerns foremost in my considerations. However, he's still alive so I don't need to bother with that right now, but I will pay a visit tomorrow to assuage my guilty conscience.

What on earth are you talking about?

[BruceV8]

Look out! An enraged wardrobe has escaped from Farmer Brown's field and got caught up in the branches of that lake.

[bikemonster]

Vieste said:

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

What utter rot!

Not flattery, but philately.

Mind you, it's an easy mistake to make.

[littleredrooster]

bikemonster said:

Vieste said:

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

What utter rot!

Not flattery, but philately.

Mind you, it's an easy mistake to make.

And it wasn't a date - it was a fig. Another easy mistake to make, I suppose.

[qube_TA]

Them Frontera's are quite good for towing kids.

[Vieste]

bikemonster said:

Vieste said:

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

What utter rot!

Not flattery, but philately.

Mind you, it's an easy mistake to make.

You called his niece a we

[cal216610]

Just read this thread or at least i think i did, maybe i just banged my head and got confused.
Anyway, Back on topic.
I have a kettle handle as a phone and three cheese tea if op wants a chat, i'm not here all week so any times good.
My number is in The Book pick one and turn up the cucumber.

[bikemonster]

littleredrooster said:

bikemonster said:

Vieste said:

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

What utter rot!

Not flattery, but philately.

Mind you, it's an easy mistake to make.

And it wasn't a date - it was a fig. Another easy mistake to make, I suppose.

Oh sure. If your idea of a good night out is to take a girl out on a hot fig.

[Zaxxon]

Errrr, is it 42?

[Sexual Chocolate]

Walks in, scartches head, walks out again.

[KrazyIvan]

Zwolf said:

Sensible yet long worded stuff

Oi, you, out, we don't need none of your sort in 'ere, using witchcraft to make sense of dark stuff.

[Vieste]

Zaxxon said:

Errrr, is it 42?

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

[PoleDriver]

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would.
You see?

[Vieste]

Shut up you twot you make sense

[cal216610]

PoleDriver said:

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would.
You see?

Can't see it, but i fully understand it.
Can i have my tablet now because those dots are starting to have eyes.

[carreauchompeur]

My cat is potato will it burn cheese otter?

[OlberJ]

This conversation is just silly.

Then again, is it a conversation?

We both think so.

I don't.

[Charlie Michael]

Psst, I hear that the rooster is now getting involved with the albatross.

And soon there will be a three way with a chicken.

[Vieste]

Potato bless them

[PoleDriver]

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time.
But now that it's the opposite it's twice upon a time