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The most weird website I have ever seen in my life

The most weird website I have ever seen in my life

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Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

3,824 posts

111 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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If you have five minutes to spare, have a look at http://newzeelend.wordpress.com/

All one can say for sure is this guy REALLY doesn't like New Zealand.

MadMullah

5,021 posts

118 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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He really doesnt like New Zealand does he?

I dont think he was a fan of LOTR films either!

site said:
The List of 10 Places NOT to Visit

1. New Zealand

2. New Zealand

3. New Zealand

4. New Zealand

5. New Zealand

6. New Zealand

7. New Zealand

8. Gaza Strip, Iraq and Afghanistan

9. Mexico; Brazil (Sao Paulo); South Korea (especially Seoul and Busan)

10. Malta; Norway (colored people NOT welcome); Finland (see Norway); Tunisia; China [especially on a NZ Passport]; UK (Brighton, London, Liverpool & Manchester); Finland; Ireland; Denmark (especially if you have a suntan); Israel; NYC; Disney World, Orlando, Florida.
OH YEAH!! EVERYONE ITS SAFER TO VISIT BRADFORD THAN DISNEYWORLD!!

take that Mr Disney!!

Simon Brooks

1,400 posts

176 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Clearly someone with far too much spare time, having been to NZ I can honestly say it is one of the few places I would considering moving to

Obviously very upset abou something, maybe a tourism officer for the Aussie authorities laugh

uncinqsix

2,798 posts

135 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Maybe his wife ran off with a New Zealander...

Simon Brooks

1,400 posts

176 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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uncinqsix said:
Maybe his wife ran off with a New Zealander...
Or he got dumped by a sheep
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Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

155 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.

Justayellowbadge

36,722 posts

167 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.
Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.

Life Saab Itch

37,067 posts

113 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Justayellowbadge said:
Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.
So it's not the English Literature Honours degree he gained inside that did it then?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

155 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
So it's not the English Literature Honours degree he gained inside that did it then?
You flatter me Sir.

(It was only a BTEC HND.)

dave stew

1,502 posts

92 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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I only hope his grammar's ok - he'd be crucified for that!

Merlin28

658 posts

73 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Someone should send him on holiday to new zealand and watch him explode

KB_S1

5,967 posts

154 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Interesting reading....

So where is the page owner from? They seem to list pretty much half the world as terrible. Including some of my favourite places.

Mobile Chicane

18,725 posts

137 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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People think of NZ as idyllic and crime-free. It isn't.

What you see as a tourist is very different from the reality of living there. I spent a year living and working in NZ and would honestly never go back.

Einion Yrth

17,076 posts

169 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Justayellowbadge said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.
Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.
Done nothing much for his grammar though; "most weird" is a little archaic but it's perfectly kosher grammatically.

DarrenL

459 posts

100 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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This, weird?

You, my friend, clearly have no google-fu. You also have never search the words "Cake" and "Fart". Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking.

Pesty

37,898 posts

181 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Yeah sure.

Mental is strong in this bloke.

"More foreigners are violently murdered or killed in New Zealand than in any other country with the exception of occupied Iraq and Afghanistan"

iva cosworth

31,867 posts

88 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Wowwobble

Now where is the British version we can send over to Sangatte[Calais]idea

sday12

4,809 posts

136 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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What is weird about that.

New Zealand is a well know sthole.

Zwolf

25,233 posts

131 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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DarrenL said:
Search the words "Cake" and "Fart". Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking.
I should not have done that.

DarrenL

459 posts

100 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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Zwolf said:
I should not have done that.
hahahahahahaha!