The most weird website I have ever seen in my life

[Somewhatfoolish]

If you have five minutes to spare, have a look at http://newzeelend.wordpress.com/

All one can say for sure is this guy REALLY doesn't like New Zealand.

[MadMullah]

He really doesnt like New Zealand does he?

I dont think he was a fan of LOTR films either!

site said:

The List of 10 Places NOT to Visit

1. New Zealand

2. New Zealand

3. New Zealand

4. New Zealand

5. New Zealand

6. New Zealand

7. New Zealand

8. Gaza Strip, Iraq and Afghanistan

9. Mexico; Brazil (Sao Paulo); South Korea (especially Seoul and Busan)

10. Malta; Norway (colored people NOT welcome); Finland (see Norway); Tunisia; China [especially on a NZ Passport]; UK (Brighton, London, Liverpool & Manchester); Finland; Ireland; Denmark (especially if you have a suntan); Israel; NYC; Disney World, Orlando, Florida.

OH YEAH!! EVERYONE ITS SAFER TO VISIT BRADFORD THAN DISNEYWORLD!!

take that Mr Disney!!

[Simon Brooks]

Clearly someone with far too much spare time, having been to NZ I can honestly say it is one of the few places I would considering moving to

Obviously very upset abou something, maybe a tourism officer for the Aussie authorities

[uncinqsix]

Maybe his wife ran off with a New Zealander...

[Simon Brooks]

uncinqsix said:

Maybe his wife ran off with a New Zealander...

Or he got dumped by a sheep

[Cock Womble 7]

Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.

[Justayellowbadge]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.

Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.

[Life Saab Itch]

Justayellowbadge said:

Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.

So it's not the English Literature Honours degree he gained inside that did it then?

[Cock Womble 7]

Life Saab Itch said:

So it's not the English Literature Honours degree he gained inside that did it then?

You flatter me Sir.

(It was only a BTEC HND.)

[dave stew]

I only hope his grammar's ok - he'd be crucified for that!

[Merlin28]

Someone should send him on holiday to new zealand and watch him explode

[KB_S1]

Interesting reading....

So where is the page owner from? They seem to list pretty much half the world as terrible. Including some of my favourite places.

[Mobile Chicane]

People think of NZ as idyllic and crime-free. It isn't.

What you see as a tourist is very different from the reality of living there. I spent a year living and working in NZ and would honestly never go back.

[Einion Yrth]

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.

Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.

Done nothing much for his grammar though; "most weird" is a little archaic but it's perfectly kosher grammatically.

[DarrenL]

This, weird?

You, my friend, clearly have no google-fu. You also have never search the words "Cake" and "Fart". Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking.

[Pesty]

Yeah sure.

Mental is strong in this bloke.

"More foreigners are violently murdered or killed in New Zealand than in any other country with the exception of occupied Iraq and Afghanistan"

[iva cosworth]

Wow

Now where is the British version we can send over to Sangatte[Calais]

[sday12]

What is weird about that.

New Zealand is a well know sthole.

[Zwolf]

DarrenL said:

Search the words "Cake" and "Fart". Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking.

I should not have done that.

[DarrenL]

Zwolf said:

I should not have done that.

hahahahahahaha!