Women: Are they all a bit mad?

Women: Are they all a bit mad?

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Jag-D

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19,633 posts

219 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Jag-D said:
Fixed that for you wink

Erm...which one was that like?

Marrying this one, but she's still bonkers
Damn, must git teh zepling reet if am gonna take the micheal.
Ohhh eck he's gone all german yikes

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Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Single / Attractive / Emotionally Stable.


Pick any two.
HTH
Can I develop this please?

Taking the above premis as a truth, we can deduce that that if you can only have two, there is still a possibility of Emotionally Stable and Attractive - she just isn't single.

Therefore, has the gentleman (or lady - I am an equal opportunity scientific theorist) struck gold here.

Not necessarily. Unless the woman was born into a couple (a logical nonsense), the above maxim (taken at this point as a logical truth) would still apply - though will not be relevant until the age of 16-18.

As such, moving forward to said individuals 18th birthday (on the assumption that physical and emotional development has made the above maxim relevant), the said individual is still only 2 of single/attractive/emotionally stable.

We established in the introduction that she is Attractive. We have established in the paragraphs preceeding this she is single. And therefore, she is not emotionally stable.

Therefore women MUST, on the basis of a priori logic, be well enodowed with 'the mental' (latent or otherwise).

Face Off

44 posts

163 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Vocal Minority said:
Can I develop this please?

Taking the above premis as a truth, we can deduce that that if you can only have two, there is still a possibility of Emotionally Stable and Attractive - she just isn't single.

Therefore, has the gentleman (or lady - I am an equal opportunity scientific theorist) struck gold here.

Not necessarily. Unless the woman was born into a couple (a logical nonsense), the above maxim (taken at this point as a logical truth) would still apply - though will not be relevant until the age of 16-18.

As such, moving forward to said individuals 18th birthday (on the assumption that physical and emotional development has made the above maxim relevant), the said individual is still only 2 of single/attractive/emotionally stable.

We established in the introduction that she is Attractive. We have established in the paragraphs preceeding this she is single. And therefore, she is not emotionally stable.

Therefore women MUST, on the basis of a priori logic, be well enodowed with 'the mental' (latent or otherwise).
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Galileo

3,145 posts

218 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Vocal Minority said:
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Single / Attractive / Emotionally Stable.


Pick any two.
HTH
Can I develop this please?

Taking the above premis as a truth, we can deduce that that if you can only have two, there is still a possibility of Emotionally Stable and Attractive - she just isn't single.

Therefore, has the gentleman (or lady - I am an equal opportunity scientific theorist) struck gold here.

Not necessarily. Unless the woman was born into a couple (a logical nonsense), the above maxim (taken at this point as a logical truth) would still apply - though will not be relevant until the age of 16-18.

As such, moving forward to said individuals 18th birthday (on the assumption that physical and emotional development has made the above maxim relevant), the said individual is still only 2 of single/attractive/emotionally stable.

We established in the introduction that she is Attractive. We have established in the paragraphs preceeding this she is single. And therefore, she is not emotionally stable.

Therefore women MUST, on the basis of a priori logic, be well enodowed with 'the mental' (latent or otherwise).
Please! Remember the kittens! nono

Disco You

3,685 posts

180 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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I'd say that they are all at least a bit mental

B16 RTT

1,871 posts

235 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Single / Attractive / Emotionally Stable.


Pick any two.
HTH


OP, I suggest you get yourself involved in discussions here.

You haven't seen anything in terms of mental yet. Be afriad. Be very afraid.

motco

15,945 posts

246 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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'Hysteria' [From Latin hystericus, hysterical, from Greek husterikos, from huster, womb (from the former idea that disturbances in the womb caused hysteria).]

Taff107

567 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Women?
Three words. snakes.....with...tits

...the lot of them

KardioKate

1,584 posts

154 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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motco said:
'Hysteria' [From Latin hystericus, hysterical, from Greek husterikos, from huster, womb (from the former idea that disturbances in the womb caused hysteria).]
That's not very nice! She is a member here, y'know wink

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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I have heard that some are mardy, too...

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

222 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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rolleyes Ahhh yet another PH thread slatting us women folk an actually sick to death of these now, change the record ffs what the fk has happened to PH over the last few years!!

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

206 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Don't look then :P

KardioKate

1,584 posts

154 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
rolleyes Ahhh yet another PH thread slatting us women folk an actually sick to death of these now, change the record ffs what the fk has happened to PH over the last few years!!
I disagree.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

175 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
rolleyes Ahhh yet another PH thread slatting us women folk an actually sick to death of these now, change the record ffs what the fk has happened to PH over the last few years!!
Why should you lot get special treatment, there are plenty of other "groups" on here who are regularly slated with much more venom then the wimin folk (Christians, Muslims, Bankers, "Eco" people, Jobless, MS windows users, Apple users, Benefit "workers", Public Sector Workers, Tube drivers, Union members, Teachers, Parents, None Parents, Disabled) In fact the only ones on here who get an easy time of it seems to be the Jews....funny old world aint it.......There is no :tongue in cheek: smiley, but if there was one I would have used it biggrin

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

232 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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B16 RTT said:
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Single / Attractive / Emotionally Stable.


Pick any two.
HTH


.
DO you think we are all two year old and need to be shown pictures as we might not understand the words?
Or do you think you somehow enhanced his very lucid and concise post by making a picture?
WHat are you thinking?

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

232 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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KardioKate said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
rolleyes Ahhh yet another PH thread slatting us women folk an actually sick to death of these now, change the record ffs what the fk has happened to PH over the last few years!!
I disagree.
IM a bloke and Im bored of it.
KK, it's strange that you want to listen to men telling you how fking unstable you are all the time.
IM not sure what to make of that.

B16 RTT

1,871 posts

235 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
DO you think we are all two year old and need to be shown pictures as we might not understand the words?
Or do you think you somehow enhanced his very lucid and concise post by making a picture?
WHat are you thinking?
BSR, just fcensoredk off will you? You're getting boring now, doing this on EVERY thread.

Tyrewrecker

6,419 posts

154 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
rolleyes Ahhh yet another PH thread slatting us women folk an actually sick to death of these now, change the record ffs what the fk has happened to PH over the last few years!!
rofl There is the proof!

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Just been consoling a work colleague who experienced 'mad woman' from his wife last night.

He had a day off yesterday, so during the course of the day he:

Did the shopping.
Changed the bedding on all the beds.
Made supper for everyone.
Did 3 loads of washing and drying on the line/tumble dryer.
Tidied up.
Hoovered.
Washed the kids clothes when they got in from school.

Then sat and watched a bit of tv, at which point his wife came in from work, looked round the house and then shouted at him for 'not ironing the bedding before putting it on'.

He said he felt a horrible sensation between violent fury and deep sadness towards her frown

But the thing is, so many women are actually the same as above!

So yes, crazy.

Tyrewrecker

6,419 posts

154 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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He is obviously a bit of a softie and poor as he does not have a cleaner to take care of all those menial duties.


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