Strange things you've procured on a night out.

Strange things you've procured on a night out.

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sebhaque

6,402 posts

180 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Wandered home from the pub t'other night with an England hat on, didn't notice until I woke up the next morning. boxedin

The wierdest thing I've woken up to is a Jagermeister bandana wrapped around my privates. I can only assume I bought a girl a Jagerbomb while plastered, received a bandana and a "service" from her, only to end up with it wound around my nether regions. Still confused as to how it happened.

anonymous-user

53 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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One of those metal street signs that are concreted into the ground at each end with a bucket sized chunk of concrete.

We were very pissed, and it was brought home in the boot of a Proton Puma 1.5 hatchback.

The reason it was pinched? It was a sign for 'Willey Lane' in Staffordshire, which, whilst drunk was really funny.

Woke up quite sore in the morning... It was much heavier when sober!

Carthage

4,261 posts

143 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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I once procured a gay German bloke who suddenly appeared in our flat, stayed for about 6 months, and acted like an unpaid maid (he cooked, he cleaned, he even polished the leaves on the surviving houseplants).
His only other notable features were a high pitched giggle and his perpetual 'Ach ja' (we didn't speak German, he didn't speak English).


Mark A B

166 posts

148 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Love the random things you find when drunk!

Random objects I've came home with are...

Large strobe light

Bucket seat

Bb gun

Box of dairy milks

Life size mannequin (this was sitting in the bath full of water when I woke up dressed in a Halloween outfit)

Road signs

A box bed

Woke up one morning to find the little duck that you get in Hilton hotels in my boxers? (want staying there either)

Earrings

40/50 morning rolls from the shop next to the house

Quite looking forward to heading out on the weekend to see if I come back with anything actually! Also remember when I was younger finding a bumper car in some bushes and keeping it in the garden for a week or so before the old man went and dumped it! Always wondered how it "escaped"?

v15ben

15,780 posts

240 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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We had a nice set of roadwork "furniture" in one of our uni places. Roadworks sign made into a table, road cone with a lamp inside for mood lighting, that kind of crap hehe

I also ended up with the brand new roadsign for a new cycle path on Castle Boulevard in Nottingham. Turns out we'd procured it the night before the cycle lane was due to open and they were rather peturbed when they started proceedings paperbag

Weyro

324 posts

151 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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No idea how, but when I was in halls, I woke up one morning to find police lights in the kitchen.

Got a 12v battery from ecp, and used it for parties :L

LouD86

3,278 posts

152 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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As a slightly inebriated youngster, I ended up returning home with a 4ft by 9ft sign, Welcoming people to my home town, twinned with whoever. I believe roadworks were happening, and it was just proped against a pole, so I borrowed it! 8 years later, it takes pride of place on the garage wall! My parents werent too pleased to find it in their kitchen all those years back though!

Council Baby

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19,741 posts

189 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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this seems to have turned into a 'things wot I has nicked when pissed' thread.

Bunch of dodgy fkers wink

AndrewEH1

4,917 posts

152 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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A whole range of Halloween hats/masks that were stuffed down my trousers by the girl I was with when we were on the dance floor. She would steal them and I would end up having a 'discussion' with the original owner as to the location of their hat/mask.

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

187 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Council Baby said:
LSI - no bother, the H cups are fking ridiculous!
E-cup, please Bob. smile

anonymous-user

53 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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I've just remembered another one...

Woke up in my student house one morning to find one of those enormous vinyl banners hung across the front of the house from the upstairs windows that said 'PET SHOP NOW OPEN'.

Bloody students smile

Council Baby

Original Poster:

19,741 posts

189 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
E-cup, please Bob. smile
Will make a call for you shortly and see what can be organised biggrin

Tubbytommy

569 posts

196 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Me and my mates came home with a pub garden umbrella and the opening times sign to a local garden center. On other occasions we did make it home with golf course flags and a spare wheel to a suzuki vitara complete with suzuki cover (that's how I know it was a suzuki).

iphonedyou

9,234 posts

156 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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1 foot high letters spelling C O C K. We procured a friend of ours a broken ankle that night, sustained while trolley racing.

MrMoonyMan

2,582 posts

210 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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I once woke up on Majorca, on a sofa, wrapped in a curtain with a large watermelon.

Made a good breakfast.

Clever drunk me! biggrin

Vieste

10,532 posts

159 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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A 15ft boat.

Riknos

4,700 posts

203 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Full life size cardboard cut out of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider movie.

Above item is now sat in my lounge, covered with other items procured, which include:

Hats: Fireman's hat, toy policman hat (with battery powered blue light on top!) ozzie hat, Corona straw hat, Scouser style wig, female long hair wig, tiara.
Clothing: Hawaiian Lei (flower necklace), pink tutu, various jackets.

6ft tall Need For Speed competition cardboard display.

Probably more over the years, but this is just since I've been in my new place wink

AmiableChimp

3,674 posts

236 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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14' long ECP Car Park Sign

The name plate to our student flat road in Dundee - when my parents came up to visit a few weeks later they couldn't find the place (as the road sign was now in our kitchen!)

Bush (not that kind wink)

Elton John's Greatest Hits

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Riknos said:
Full life size cardboard cut out of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider movie.
Was she fully dressed, and if so did you cover her in deodorant as soon as you got her home?

PetrolDriver

781 posts

146 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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One of these straight out of the bus stop...



Tearaway uni days.