Strange things you've procured on a night out.
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Wandered home from the pub t'other night with an England hat on, didn't notice until I woke up the next morning.
The wierdest thing I've woken up to is a Jagermeister bandana wrapped around my privates. I can only assume I bought a girl a Jagerbomb while plastered, received a bandana and a "service" from her, only to end up with it wound around my nether regions. Still confused as to how it happened.
The wierdest thing I've woken up to is a Jagermeister bandana wrapped around my privates. I can only assume I bought a girl a Jagerbomb while plastered, received a bandana and a "service" from her, only to end up with it wound around my nether regions. Still confused as to how it happened.
One of those metal street signs that are concreted into the ground at each end with a bucket sized chunk of concrete.
We were very pissed, and it was brought home in the boot of a Proton Puma 1.5 hatchback.
The reason it was pinched? It was a sign for 'Willey Lane' in Staffordshire, which, whilst drunk was really funny.
Woke up quite sore in the morning... It was much heavier when sober!
We were very pissed, and it was brought home in the boot of a Proton Puma 1.5 hatchback.
The reason it was pinched? It was a sign for 'Willey Lane' in Staffordshire, which, whilst drunk was really funny.
Woke up quite sore in the morning... It was much heavier when sober!
I once procured a gay German bloke who suddenly appeared in our flat, stayed for about 6 months, and acted like an unpaid maid (he cooked, he cleaned, he even polished the leaves on the surviving houseplants).
His only other notable features were a high pitched giggle and his perpetual 'Ach ja' (we didn't speak German, he didn't speak English).
His only other notable features were a high pitched giggle and his perpetual 'Ach ja' (we didn't speak German, he didn't speak English).
Love the random things you find when drunk!
Random objects I've came home with are...
Large strobe light
Bucket seat
Bb gun
Box of dairy milks
Life size mannequin (this was sitting in the bath full of water when I woke up dressed in a Halloween outfit)
Road signs
A box bed
Woke up one morning to find the little duck that you get in Hilton hotels in my boxers? (want staying there either)
Earrings
40/50 morning rolls from the shop next to the house
Quite looking forward to heading out on the weekend to see if I come back with anything actually! Also remember when I was younger finding a bumper car in some bushes and keeping it in the garden for a week or so before the old man went and dumped it! Always wondered how it "escaped"?
Random objects I've came home with are...
Large strobe light
Bucket seat
Bb gun
Box of dairy milks
Life size mannequin (this was sitting in the bath full of water when I woke up dressed in a Halloween outfit)
Road signs
A box bed
Woke up one morning to find the little duck that you get in Hilton hotels in my boxers? (want staying there either)
Earrings
40/50 morning rolls from the shop next to the house
Quite looking forward to heading out on the weekend to see if I come back with anything actually! Also remember when I was younger finding a bumper car in some bushes and keeping it in the garden for a week or so before the old man went and dumped it! Always wondered how it "escaped"?
We had a nice set of roadwork "furniture" in one of our uni places. Roadworks sign made into a table, road cone with a lamp inside for mood lighting, that kind of crap
I also ended up with the brand new roadsign for a new cycle path on Castle Boulevard in Nottingham. Turns out we'd procured it the night before the cycle lane was due to open and they were rather peturbed when they started proceedings
I also ended up with the brand new roadsign for a new cycle path on Castle Boulevard in Nottingham. Turns out we'd procured it the night before the cycle lane was due to open and they were rather peturbed when they started proceedings
As a slightly inebriated youngster, I ended up returning home with a 4ft by 9ft sign, Welcoming people to my home town, twinned with whoever. I believe roadworks were happening, and it was just proped against a pole, so I borrowed it! 8 years later, it takes pride of place on the garage wall! My parents werent too pleased to find it in their kitchen all those years back though!
Full life size cardboard cut out of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider movie.
Above item is now sat in my lounge, covered with other items procured, which include:
Hats: Fireman's hat, toy policman hat (with battery powered blue light on top!) ozzie hat, Corona straw hat, Scouser style wig, female long hair wig, tiara.
Clothing: Hawaiian Lei (flower necklace), pink tutu, various jackets.
6ft tall Need For Speed competition cardboard display.
Probably more over the years, but this is just since I've been in my new place
Above item is now sat in my lounge, covered with other items procured, which include:
Hats: Fireman's hat, toy policman hat (with battery powered blue light on top!) ozzie hat, Corona straw hat, Scouser style wig, female long hair wig, tiara.
Clothing: Hawaiian Lei (flower necklace), pink tutu, various jackets.
6ft tall Need For Speed competition cardboard display.
Probably more over the years, but this is just since I've been in my new place
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