Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[NotDave]

Gizmoish said:

Sounds your type?

[Cock Womble 7]

VinceFox said:

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?"

[VinceFox]

Cock Womble 7 said:

VinceFox said:

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?"

[Cock Womble 7]

Drinking Tex's left-over Gallo White Zinfandel (Rosé) wine does not make me gay.

It was left in the fridge. It was cold. It has alcohol in it.

[ArtVandelay]

Afternoon all, playing footy at one

Had a crazy dream last night, I'd bought a Mazda MX5 to drive down to London in but on my way I realised I had a broken bone by my left shoulder that was jutting out behind my armpit so I headed home. Can't remember the rest, I always forget most of my dreams

[Cock Womble 7]

I blew a massive raspberry on Tex's bare arse this morning, which made her giggle uncontrollably.

It's a service I offer to all my clientele.

Form a semi-orderly queue, if you please.

[ArtVandelay]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I blew a massive raspberry on Tex's bare arse this morning, which made her giggle uncontrollably.

It's a service I offer to all my clientele.

Form a semi-orderly queue, if you please.

Lucky she didn't blow one back in your face

[Karyn]

ArtVandelay said:

Lucky she didn't blow one back in your face

[Council Baby]

fking laptop has a virus, I wasn't even watching porn.

I ordered a pizza and the cheeky fkers have just phoned and asked me to meet them at the petrol station because they're worried about getting their bike or pizzas nicked

fk off!

[NotDave]

Council Baby said:

fking laptop has a virus, I wasn't even watching porn.

I ordered a pizza and the cheeky fkers have just phoned and asked me to meet them at the petrol station because they're worried about getting their bike or pizzas nicked

fk off!

Thought you were posh?

[Carthage]

It's nearly Christmas.

[VinceFox]

Carthage said:

It's nearly Christmas.

Oh god don't start.

[Carthage]

VinceFox said:

Oh god don't start.

I like Christmas. I can dress my horses up in red fleece, and antlers and everything! Yay.

[NotDave]

Carthage said:

I like Christmas. I can dress my horses up in red fleece, and antlers and everything! Yay.

This, on top of the lack of bedroom hygiene and saving ex boyfriends jizz.... Confirms it

[Carthage]

NotDave said:

This, on top of the lack of bedroom hygiene and saving ex boyfriends jizz.... Confirms it

If you hang around in the supermarket long enough, not only do you get discount sprouts but you can learn the words to the cheesy Christmas songs and shout along, loudly.

Talk to me about elves, NotDave; I find elves strangely attractive.

[Council Baby]

NotDave said:

Thought you were posh?

Hardly, that said the area has it's dodgy bits but where I live is probably the poshest block for miles

[NotDave]

CB: so two grand PCM to live in del boys flat? Fuuuuuuuuu


Cart-age: elves, small people, pointy shoes, hung like a ho...... Nothing

[Cock Womble 7]

I've just had breakfast, but at lunchtime. I'm struggling to think of a name for this time-shifted, slightly out of place meal.

[gog440]

Carthage said:

I like Christmas. I can dress my horses up in red fleece, and antlers and everything! Yay.

[Council Baby]

Haha it's not del boys, it's all mine

Gratuitous games room photo