Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

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Streps

2,445 posts

165 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Fire Risk Assessment at work coffee

Council Baby

19,741 posts

189 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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GroundEffect said:
Apparently when sleeping last night I jolted and smacked Megan in the face.

Whoops. Honest mistake, Officer.
I do that regularly, not to Megan though.

GroundEffect

13,819 posts

155 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Council Baby said:
GroundEffect said:
Apparently when sleeping last night I jolted and smacked Megan in the face.

Whoops. Honest mistake, Officer.
I do that regularly, not to Megan though.
It's her fault. She stole the duvet during the night. Subconcious retaliation.

DanielJames

7,543 posts

167 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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doogz said:
What's right with it?!

Has no brake lines, no fuel lines, the gearbox needs to come out, so I'm working up the enthusiasm to rip the engine and box out and seam weld the engine bay while I'm at it. Cage could do with a tidy up, and I need to weld in a couple of harness mounts. And fit the rear bumper. And dash. And seat. And tbh, that's pretty much it, there's nothing else to go in it! Between all the other cars, and the quad and massive grasscutter in the garage, I haven't had the time or space to really get stuck into it yet.
Oh dear haha, some project then! I do miss my Saxos. Have you got a thread on the car?

Streps

2,445 posts

165 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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doogz said:
We had a "toolbox talk" recently about fire safety in the office, and one of the questions was something like "What sort of things could be a potential fire risk in an office"

Answers were things like leaving stacks of paper around, mini electric heaters under desks, office equipment that hasn't been tested in accordance with the schedule for such things.

Then the office skivvy pipes up "Radiators. You can't hang wet clothes on them to dry if you get rained on on the way into the office, in case they catch fire"

silly
hehe
I've been asked to conduct fire drills with some of the groups at the community hall.
Although,most of the visitors are over 80 and from local sheltered housing schemes.
Sudden alarms/surprises are probably not a good idea!

Did not even mention the smoking point right next to the gas meter...

ArtVandelay

6,689 posts

183 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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GroundEffect said:
Apparently when sleeping last night I jolted and smacked Megan in the face.

Whoops. Honest mistake, Officer.
Poor lass.

The sleeping with you bit, not the getting hit in the face.

Gizmoish

18,150 posts

208 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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GroundEffect said:
Council Baby said:
GroundEffect said:
Apparently when sleeping last night I jolted and smacked Megan in the face.

Whoops. Honest mistake, Officer.
I do that regularly, not to Megan though.
It's her fault. She stole the duvet during the night. Subconcious retaliation.
Deserves it then.

I hope she made it up to you? wink

Aizle

12,429 posts

174 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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GroundEffect said:
Apparently when sleeping last night I jolted and smacked Megan in the face.

Whoops. Honest mistake, Officer.
I moved the other night in my sleep and head butted my girlfriend.

I have also stretched my arm out and elbowed her in the nose before turning over.

GroundEffect

13,819 posts

155 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Aizle said:
GroundEffect said:
Apparently when sleeping last night I jolted and smacked Megan in the face.

Whoops. Honest mistake, Officer.
I moved the other night in my sleep and head butted my girlfriend.

I have also stretched my arm out and elbowed her in the nose before turning over.
Good skills.


Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

187 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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The Wife cuddles in to the crook oy arm then accuses me of throttling her.


:/

NotDave

20,951 posts

156 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Today is a bad, bad day for many many many reasons.



Soon be bed time frown

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Tux not come back from the cleaners on time? frown

ArsE92

21,007 posts

186 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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In bed on Sunday night I turned over in my sleep and didn't hit anyone because I was in bed alone.

Aizle

12,429 posts

174 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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ArsE92 said:
In bed on Sunday night I turned over in my sleep and didn't hit anyone because I was in bed alone.
You are Waugh-Terfall

AICMFP

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

187 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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I'm going to start drawing tonight after dicking about with a tape measure.

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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I might see if I can have some rumpy pumpy tonight, if the wife goes to sleep quick enough biggrin

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

187 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Add-a-ring-toy, look at the vid I put up yesterday on the YouTube thread...

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
Add-a-ring-toy, look at the vid I put up yesterday on the YouTube thread...
eekeekeek

That is fking unbelievable, overtaking anything around the outside of the Karussell is nigh on impossible, overtaking Kaufmann, driving a Porsche, in a Golf, feck my old boots eekthumbup

Waugh-terfall

18,488 posts

199 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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fk you Heathrow T1 and your many pillars and awkward spaces. £2.80 for FOUR minutes parking!

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

187 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Adenauer said:
eekeekeek

That is fking unbelievable, overtaking anything around the outside of the Karussell is nigh on impossible, overtaking Kaufmann, driving a Porsche, in a Golf, feck my old boots eekthumbup
In gran turismo, it's a second quicker to not brake and bump around the Armco at the top than bother to take the corner properly.

That said, I wonder who was the last person to actually see of the smooth Tarmac was actually quicker than the bumpy minging concrete...
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