Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[TheDoggingFather]

Cock Womble 7 said:

First waff has MASSIVE boobs.

Good for the wk bank.

[MrMoonyMan]

Today I am going to drive the Westfield in snowboarding googles.

Cock Womble 7 said:

First waff has MASSIVE boobs.

Fatty then?

[GTIR]

PH logo confusion.

Supposed to be thumbup.

[Vieste]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I want cheese and biscuits. And wine.

I still have some wine left if you want some ?

[JayTee94]

Hello.

I was awake at 5.10am - sat down to watch the GP and was..... disappointed. It was a very boring race..

Now tired and cannot find any food for lunch.

NotDave said:

Did peepants finish writing 1500 words on why public masturbation is frowned upon?

I did write quite a bit, but not the 1500 words I had planned. It was also on a different topic where we had to make and write our own murder mystery which then gave me an idea. It could be where a certain Saab brakes, but then shock, horror, gasp those damn brakes caught fire and thus did not stop in time killing a fair few innocent people.

[Aizle]

JayTee94 said:

I did write quite a bit, but not the 1500 words I had planned. It was also on a different topic where we had to make and write our own murder mystery which then gave me an idea. It could be where a certain Saab brakes, but then shock, horror, gasp those damn brakes caught fire and thus did not stop in time killing a fair few innocent people.

Motherfking LOL.

[Zwolf]

Waugh-terfall said:

They gave me a random company branded Hi-Viz jacket from the office, it was minging, so it's been washed, it's now actually too bright to look at.

Washing a high-viz jacket? You're terminally middle class aren't you?

[Cock Womble 7]

Vieste said:

I still have some wine left if you want some?

Now you tell me. I can haz a nice bockle of Chateau Laurençon 2010 (probably gone off then).

I also has Brie, Camembert, Stilton, extra mature Cheddar and some Farmhouse pâté. Oh, and some Jacob's "Biscuits for cheese".

Nom nom and indeed nom.

[slopes]

JayTee94 said:

I did write quite a bit, but not the 1500 words I had planned. It was also on a different topic where we had to make and write our own murder mystery which then gave me an idea. It could be where a certain Saab brakes, but then shock, horror, gasp those damn brakes caught fire and thus did not stop in time killing a fair few innocent people.

[NoVetec]

I've just consumed a salmon and cream cheese sarnie, a sausage roll, a cheese and onion pasty and a Wispa Duo.

All washed down with Old Jamaica ginger beer.

[Justayellowbadge]

Zwolf said:

Waugh-terfall said:

They gave me a random company branded Hi-Viz jacket from the office, it was minging, so it's been washed, it's now actually too bright to look at.

Washing a high-viz jacket? You're terminally middle class aren't you?

It's quilted, with a cord collar.

[Zwolf]

Justayellowbadge said:

It's quilted, with a cord collar.

[epom]

Played a game of soccer this morning, had what could be described as the worst miss of all time with a minute to go and we were 2-1 down

[Changedmyname]

We are having ribeye steak with onions and mushrooms in a sandwich.
Nom effing nom.

[Zwolf]

Changedmyname said:

We are having ribeye steak with onions and mushrooms in a sandwich.
Nom effing nom.

Just rustling up bacon and egg baguettes for lunch. We seem to be sans HP though, which is a sore development.

[Justayellowbadge]

Mate came over, he's now in the kitchen cooking sunday roast.

Splendid.

[Carthage]

Zwolf said:

Waugh-terfall said:

They gave me a random company branded Hi-Viz jacket from the office, it was minging, so it's been washed, it's now actually too bright to look at.

Washing a high-viz jacket? You're terminally middle class aren't you?

My horsey HiViz jacket's a liberated one...if one more motorist says 'I didn't know BT had a mounted division' I'll kick them in the face from horseback.

[Zwolf]

Carthage said:

My horsey HiViz jacket's a liberated one...if one more motorist says 'I didn't know BT had a mounted division' I'll kick them in the face from horseback.

Better than than those hateful "Polite" ones with chequered graphics...

Our local riders don't wear any hi-viz at all, the great big galumphing beast in the road is usually visible enough if you have eyes.

[Gizmoish]

I've been to Harlow. But it's ok, I'm back.

Chicken Legend.

And I saw Frankie from TOWIE in a petrol station. Pax seat of a green MG ZR.

[Life Saab Itch]

Gizmoish said:

.

And I saw Frankie from TOWIE in a petrol station. Pax seat of a green MG ZR.

NotDavefap.