New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Bodo

12,375 posts

266 months

Saturday 20th July 2019
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Grate pic
Chees, mate!

toastybase

2,226 posts

208 months

Saturday 20th July 2019
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Hi I hope everyone is ok. I’m ok.

glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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toastybase said:
Hi I hope everyone is ok. I’m ok.
You think?
I don't wish to stir things up, TB, but you are a poor deluded stirrer. frown

Nerdherder

1,773 posts

97 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. Ha.


glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Nerdherder said:
ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. Ha.

Nope. You are wrong, Nerdherder. rolleyes
He is not stirring tea, he is testing the latest batch of sacramental wine from the St. Emilion Estate before giving his approval for it to be laid down in the Vatican wine cellars and approving the bulk purchase via Papal Paypal.
Of course, Blib has the final say.



SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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wolfracesonic said:
Saw an interview with Tim Peake where he said, sometimes on the ISS, he'd keep his spoon still and spin the mug around it, cus he could, zero gravity and all. Had a lot of respect for him before that; he can FRO nowfurious Any idea what spoons they're using on the ISS?
Galactic Commander Peake. Barely an astronaut and if he's idiot enough to think the space station is unaffected by gravity then he's gone even further down in my estimation. He was 200 miles up FFS, that's not even close to properly being in space.

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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wolfracesonic said:
Saw an interview with Tim Peake where he said, sometimes on the ISS, he'd keep his spoon still and spin the mug around it, cus he could, zero gravity and all. Had a lot of respect for him before that; he can FRO nowfurious Any idea what spoons they're using on the ISS?

valiant

10,215 posts

160 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Butter Face said:
wolfracesonic said:
Saw an interview with Tim Peake where he said, sometimes on the ISS, he'd keep his spoon still and spin the mug around it, cus he could, zero gravity and all. Had a lot of respect for him before that; he can FRO nowfurious Any idea what spoons they're using on the ISS?
No spoons at all on ISS now, they’re using a Swedish developed ‘teballong’ (tea balloon) which keeps the tea stirred constantly and consistently in zero gravity. Heathens.
My dear BF, I hope you know your Renaults better than you know your spoons.

Any self respecting spoonists will know that NASA spent 15 years developing the SP2306 (series 7b) precisely for use on the ISS as normal Earth spoons have the habit of delaminating when not subject to normal gravity.

This was seen as a greater achievement than the Apollo 11 landings with the NASA community but conspiracy theorists have constantly questioned whether these special spoons were actually developed at all and that shop bought Bellhauser XLs were sent up instead.

I’ll leave you to judge.



Nerdherder

1,773 posts

97 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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glenrobbo said:
Nerdherder said:
ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. Ha.

Nope. You are wrong, Nerdherder. rolleyes
He is not stirring tea, he is testing the latest batch of sacramental wine from the St. Emilion Estate before giving his approval for it to be laid down in the Vatican wine cellars and approving the bulk purchase via Papal Paypal.
Of course, Blib has the final say.
laugh Papal Paypal. Good and enjoyable retort.

In fact The Papa is drinking Mate Yerba tea here through a traditional stirring+drinking tea straw known otherwise as a Bombilla. It’s an Argentinian thing.




Edited by Nerdherder on Sunday 21st July 17:16

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Sunday 21st July 2019
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Nerdherder said:
glenrobbo said:
Nerdherder said:
ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. Ha.

Nope. You are wrong, Nerdherder. rolleyes
He is not stirring tea, he is testing the latest batch of sacramental wine from the St. Emilion Estate before giving his approval for it to be laid down in the Vatican wine cellars and approving the bulk purchase via Papal Paypal.
Of course, Blib has the final say.
laugh Papal Paypal. Good and enjoyable retort.

In fact The Papa is drinking Mate Yerba tea here through a traditional stirring+drinking tea straw known otherwise as a Bombilla. It’s an Argentinian thing.




Edited by Nerdherder on Sunday 21st July 17:16
So is Diego Maradona but it has no place here.

eldar

21,744 posts

196 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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SCEtoAUX said:
So is Diego Maradona but it has no place here.
A 19th Century Hernandes Covadonga is an interesting fusion of spoon and bombilla. Certainly not for the purist, but interesting to see the evolution of tea-like beverage agitation.

glenrobbo

35,251 posts

150 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Ah, Divine Intervention by the Teaspoon of God. wink

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Thought i would join in the fun and take a quick photo of my mug storage. It turns out my Butler has been pairing up the Teaspoons and mugs in the wrong combination. Everyone knows the Krupp 95.1 (b) should be paired with the barrel mug due to the unusual barrel shapeage.

Mark-C

5,087 posts

205 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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KP328 said:


Thought i would join in the fun and take a quick photo of my mug storage. It turns out my Butler has been pairing up the Teaspoons and mugs in the wrong combination. Everyone knows the Krupp 95.1 (b) should be paired with the barrel mug due to the unusual barrel shapeage.
Sorry to tell you KP but that "No 1 spooner" mug looks like a fake to me. I can't quite pinpoint why but there is definitely something not quite right ...

Blib

44,069 posts

197 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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The handle's on the wrong side.

Mark-C

5,087 posts

205 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Blib said:
The handle's on the wrong side.
Doh! These things are always obvious to the real experts ...

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Nerdherder said:
ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. Ha.

Just an interesting bit of spooning related Papal trivia for the enthusiast.

It is a little known fact that since the days of Pius the VI, the forehead of a recently deceased Pope is sharply tapped three times with this spoon to prove he is in fact dead.

The ceremony of "Dura ledo eius caput, cochleari" is performed within one hour of his last observed breath by the most senior Cardinal present in The Vatican



Edited by 55palfers on Monday 22 July 21:09

NoNeed

15,137 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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Mark-C said:
Blib said:
The handle's on the wrong side.
Doh! These things are always obvious to the real experts ...
Just realised why I missed it, the mugs are being stored the wrong way up!

How could one enjoy a refreshing beverage that potentially contains dust and insects?


I supose it's to be expected when you get your butler from sports direct.

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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55palfers said:
It is a little known fact that since the days of Pius the VI, the forehead of a recently deceased Pope is tapped sharply on the forehead three times with this spoon to prove he is in fact dead.
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The word on the street is, they tap the forehead now but they used to tap the knee. It turned out the Pope was just sleeping after a heavy bout of praying and after the tap to the knee and the automatic reflex which resulted in a Bishop getting a swift kick to the testicular region they changed it to the forehead.

KP328

1,812 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd July 2019
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NoNeed said:
Just realised why I missed it, the mugs are being stored the wrong way up!

How could one enjoy a refreshing beverage that potentially contains dust and insects?


I supose it's to be expected when you get your butler from sports direct.
This is why it's common practice to ' slosh ' ( technical term ) the mug with boiling water before inserting the Tea bag.