New Teaspoon Advice Please

[wolfracesonic]

^ Anyone?

[Turn7]

:snigger:

[eldar]

Turn7 said:

:snigger:

You are being too charitable. Looks rather like a dog turd picker up and bagger.

[glenrobbo]

Blib said:

What a waste of a perfectly good cellophane sleeve.

[oakdale]

glenrobbo said:

Blib said:

What a waste of a perfectly good cellophane sleeve.

Looking at it I think it needs to be in cellophane, I'm no spoon expert but I think I can guess where he's been "keeping" it.

[wolfracesonic]

oakdale said:

Looking at it I think it needs to be in cellophane, I'm no spoon expert but I think I can guess where he's been "keeping" it.

The thin end or thick end?

[55palfers]

wolfracesonic said:

55palfers said:

I don't think Mr Blib exists.

Do you think he might actually be a Keyser Soze type character, created to keep us all in line? If we don’t behave we’ll only get Krupp spoons to play with?

I sometimes ponder if there is not an element of Soze in all of us.

[Blib]

Krupp Industries (1946) Ltd. are delighted to announce a totally new concept in competitive stirring!

The Krupp 242(b)(ER) (Extra Range) (.)

Krupp 242(b)(ER).


Krupp, long time leaders and innovators in stirring, in association with chef de design, Blib - 14 times Spoon & Spoonmen's(TM) Man of the Year and inventor of the fluted shaft return flange, are proud to present their new collaborative effort, the 242(b)(ER).


Bowl and return flange detail.

Developed in just four months at Krupp's top secret bunker design centre, somewhere deep beneath Berlin, the 242(b)(ER)'s 2 metre shaft
conforms to WHO Social Distancing recommendations without losing flange rigidity - a World first!

Rigid, 2 metre shaft.

Speaking yesterday at the official Nuremberg launch of this exciting new EXTRA RANGE spoon, a heavily masked Blib said

"Fner never mmmunur ffffssf nonmm, ffgher and hhhfn since the nnnnkly retreat cccffsss Stalingrad sssssnnnnn"

Blib, yesterday, speaking

The Krupp 242(b)(ER) is constructed from virus resistant (possibly) copperium plate, then dipped in Krupp's patented 'plasti-cova' TM. The ER is perfect for both bubble-stiroffs and for fending off Covid addled Tube travellers.

Ready to conquer.

Completely stable under Aussie rule conditions


Available at all good stockists and directly from Blib.

Four quid a spoon, 3 for a tenner.

STRICTLY CASH ONLY.

Copywrite of KRUPP INDUSTRIES.
"We saw nothing and just followed orders, anyway it was a long time ago"
'TO LAST 1000 YEARS!'

[glenrobbo]

Tell me, Blib, how long have you had that thing shoved up your knickerbockers? Hmm?

[glenrobbo]

55palfers said:

I don't think Mr Blib exists.

21st Century Man said:

Oh, I don't know about that? I mean, you couldn't possibly make it up!

Couldn't you?




Sorry.

[eldar]

I am extremely impressed. I have seldom seen a finer implement, in term of design, manufacture and use of recycled smegma.

Clearly the work of a creative genius.

I’d give it five, but I wouldn’t buy it.

[Butter Face]

Looks like a rehash of the ill fated 232a(Errr) to me.

Caused all kinds of disaster at the 1973 World Stirring Decathalon.

Wouldn't touch it with your shaft.

[Bright Halo]

Right my little spoonerism colleagues I just found this amongst a collection of other old things.
Is is pray tell the fabled lost lesser caviar spoon worth approx £4m?
Or Is it a boring of little interest common implement


So can I order my superyacht or should I settle for a bag of pork scratchings?

[glenrobbo]

Bright Halo said:

Right my little spoonerism colleagues I just found this amongst a collection of other old things.
Is is pray tell the fabled lost lesser caviar spoon worth approx £4m?
Or Is it a boring of little interest common implement


So can I order my superyacht or should I settle for a bag of pork scratchings?

Yes.

[wolfracesonic]

So then Blib, these 242(b)ERs, are they hewn from a single billet of Krupp’s finest() steel, or are they as I suspect a cut n shut job on a regular 242(b); an industry source tells me there’s a lock up in Essex packed to the rafters with unsold 242(b)s.

[21st Century Man]

21st Century Man said:

I bet it's yet another 242b relaunch.

Well, I was right.

But what a relaunch! My cynicism is well & truly felled, I nearly ordered one!

[55palfers]

wolfracesonic said:

an industry source tells me there’s a lock up in Essex packed to the rafters with unsold 242(b)s.

That wouldn't be Engram Snoop would it? Last I heard, he was on bail for counterfeiting Krupp cufflinks.

[wolfracesonic]

^ I bet the counterfeitswere better than the originals

Apropos, I knew Blib’s latest offering reminded me of something...

[55palfers]

Tough audience for Mr Blib this afternoon it seems.

My last encounter with a Krupp 242(b)(ER) (Extra Range) (.) It's an (a) obviously but I doubt they've really moved on sufficiently to warrant the extra cost.

Edited by 55palfers on Thursday 9th July 21:44

[Fessia fancier]

Blib said:

Krupp Industries (1946) Ltd. are delighted to announce a totally new concept in competitive stirring!

The Krupp 242(b)(ER) (Extra Range) (.)

Krupp 242(b)(ER).


Krupp, long time leaders and innovators in stirring, in association with chef de design, Blib - 14 times Spoon & Spoonmen's(TM) Man of the Year and inventor of the fluted shaft return flange, are proud to present their new collaborative effort, the 242(b)(ER).


Bowl and return flange detail.

Developed in just four months at Krupp's top secret bunker design centre, somewhere deep beneath Berlin, the 242(b)(ER)'s 2 metre shaft
conforms to WHO Social Distancing recommendations without losing flange rigidity - a World first!

Rigid, 2 metre shaft.

Speaking yesterday at the official Nuremberg launch of this exciting new EXTRA RANGE spoon, a heavily masked Blib said

"Fner never mmmunur ffffssf nonmm, ffgher and hhhfn since the nnnnkly retreat cccffsss Stalingrad sssssnnnnn"

Blib, yesterday, speaking

The Krupp 242(b)(ER) is constructed from virus resistant (possibly) copperium plate, then dipped in Krupp's patented 'plasti-cova' TM. The ER is perfect for both bubble-stiroffs and for fending off Covid addled Tube travellers.

Ready to conquer.

Completely stable under Aussie rule conditions


Available at all good stockists and directly from Blib.

Four quid a spoon, 3 for a tenner.

STRICTLY CASH ONLY.

Copywrite of KRUPP INDUSTRIES.
"We saw nothing and just followed orders, anyway it was a long time ago"
'TO LAST 1000 YEARS!'

I am thrilled to announce that we (SpooncoUZ) have signed up as the exclusive distributor for Uzbekistan territory (South) for this fine implement. It will be stocked in both our shops for under the counter sales just as soon as the sanctions are lifted and the war reparations are paid.

Thank you Lord Blib!