New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Blib

43,793 posts

196 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Great news, Fessia.









Uzbekistan som are almost untraceable! thumbup

I mean, I've always had the greatest respect for the Uzbekistan stirring community.

21st Century Man

40,660 posts

247 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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My friend Borat is not happy. His Uncle (Senior member of Kazakhstan mafia, Government Minister and part time pizza delivery driver) is said to be fuming, as they understood that KazSpoon LLS had exclusive rights to Krupp distribution in the Uzbek territories, they've just invested in a new UAZ-452 as well as taking on extra help. Apparently a message is to be delivered this weekend (they were going to eat the horse anyway, what with the new van).

Fessia fancier

980 posts

182 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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21st Century Man said:
My friend Borat is not happy. His Uncle (Senior member of Kazakhstan mafia, Government Minister and part time pizza delivery driver) is said to be fuming, as they understood that KazSpoon LLS had exclusive rights to Krupp distribution in the Uzbek territories, they've just invested in a new UAZ-452 as well as taking on extra help. Apparently a message is to be delivered this weekend (they were going to eat the horse anyway, what with the new van).
Oh come now, those guys are so out of business. How can they be taken seriously when the horse is going - everyone knows a legally binding signature has to be witnessed by a horse in that jurisdiction.

Next you're going to be dissing Mr Blib.

Pah!

wolfracesonic

6,940 posts

126 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Blib said:
Uzbekistan som are almost untraceable! thumbup
...like positive reviews of Krupp spoonslaugh

KP328

1,806 posts

194 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Good evening. This morning i received the Krupp 242(b)(ER) i had ordered from Blib.

To give you some sense of scale the Extra Range Teaspoon is next to a standard size Teaspoon that has had competitive homologation stirring approval.

I have tried stirring with the Extra Range but on the third revolution the vortex became unstable and the spoon spun out of control resulting in my wrist snapping like a twiglet.

I can only surmise that the Blib is trying to flood the competitive stirring scene with dangerous spoons that will eliminate any competitor so he will romp to victory in this years open invitational !



21st Century Man

40,660 posts

247 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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I can see that it can be used two handed, many will be used to that.

Blib

43,793 posts

196 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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KP328 said:


Good evening. This morning i received the Krupp 242(b)(ER) i had ordered from Blib.

To give you some sense of scale the Extra Range Teaspoon is next to a standard size Teaspoon that has had competitive homologation stirring approval.

I have tried stirring with the Extra Range but on the third revolution the vortex became unstable and the spoon spun out of control resulting in my wrist snapping like a twiglet.

I can only surmise that the Blib is trying to flood the competitive stirring scene with dangerous spoons that will eliminate any competitor so he will romp to victory in this years open invitational !


You have another wrist. Use that

55palfers

5,893 posts

163 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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This just in.....



Butter Face

30,192 posts

159 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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KP328 said:


Good evening. This morning i received the Krupp 242(b)(ER) i had ordered from Blib.

To give you some sense of scale the Extra Range Teaspoon is next to a standard size Teaspoon that has had competitive homologation stirring approval.

I have tried stirring with the Extra Range but on the third revolution the vortex became unstable and the spoon spun out of control resulting in my wrist snapping like a twiglet.

I can only surmise that the Blib is trying to flood the competitive stirring scene with dangerous spoons that will eliminate any competitor so he will romp to victory in this years open invitational !


No shocker there. Bilb is as crooked as a 7 bob note.

Blib

43,793 posts

196 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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55palfers said:
This just in.....


How VERY dare you!!!

KP328

1,806 posts

194 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Butter Face said:
No shocker there. Bilb is as crooked as a 7 bob note.
Yes ! but the tide ( or the vortex) is turning and good honest stirrers are seeing him for what he really is.

We are onto you Blib !


Blib

43,793 posts

196 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them......

oilslick

901 posts

185 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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There seems to be a good deal of skulduggery going on in this thread recently.

I suspect the International Competitive Stirrers Association are watching with significant interest.

Edited by oilslick on Friday 10th July 21:24

Bodo

12,368 posts

265 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Bodo said:
Earlier this year, I acquired some memorabilia from Krupp Milano dated 1939 - back when they were cool, just like Alfa Romeo.







The bear features the famous cucchiaino spazzolato doppio in spogliarello, that was popular among the elites from the axis back in the day. It is said that it played a major role in stirring up the east. The bear is just the period Italian way to honour the teaspoon.

Anyways, sad to see what Krupp has become nowadays frown
I hate to quote myself, but I seriously believe Krupp is forked today

Sad times

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Re: the newly released Krupp 242(b)(ER) (Extra Range) (.)

I am not one for conspiracy theories, but I have just received irrefutable photographic evidence that this latest offering from Krupp has been orchestrated from the outset by our reptilian lizard being masters to finally gain total telepathic control of the world's stirring fraternity.
Their nefarious plan using 5G technology is evidenced by the extra length of the shaft not actually approaching the quoted 2 metre socially distanced length, but it is actually a tuned length receiving aerial for the 42 to 56 unicycle 5G waveband that will send coercive mind control waves straight up the stirrer's wrist into his head cavity.



Beware of this terrible mega-weapon and under no circumstances be tempted to even attemot a "Free Trial Stir".

If you happen to be in close proximity to one, it is worth knowing that when activated, the shaft transmutes into an alien superconducting alloy that increases the effective range to over 20 metres, and as it does, it changes colour to an amber/russet hue as the signal intensifies and.... T a k E s o v E r y o u r.... M. I. N. D......


Aaaasaaaarggh ggggnngffllublublubfsing bodoodlebub. nuts


Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 10th July 21:48

glenrobbo

35,077 posts

149 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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I stir


Therefore I are



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Turn7

23,502 posts

220 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Tbh, Im getting a little tired of the "Krapp phenomenon" and would love this fora to get back to basics, and start to appreciate the TRUE early Spoonists...

To much time and money is wasted chasing so called German quality, when many,many other houses have created Spoons of far higher quality....

Blib, I blame you for this really...

As an example, and I guess, many will sneer at - this Mary Chawner is a heavy, early 19th-century Georgian-William IV solid sterling silver large tea spoon made by the sought after female silversmiths Mary Chawner. King's pattern. Full English silver hallmarks.

A heavy teaspoon. Genuine 183-year-old antique silver spoon.





eldar

21,614 posts

195 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Magnificent. A spoon of that quality was built to handle real torque.

Turn7

23,502 posts

220 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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eldar said:
Magnificent. A spoon of that quality was built to handle real torque.
Exactly.

Pure quality without the need to shout about it.....

Class......some people just are not born with it.........

Blib

43,793 posts

196 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Oh, THAT Mary Chawner. The well known FORKIST !!!!!!


Rare Large English Sterling Silver 1836 Antique Table Fork Mary Chawner London.

Disgraceful to mention her in this of all threads. Have you no shame Turn7???

rolleyes