Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[roboxm3]

I'm currently sat here, at work, waiting for the clock to strike exactly 5pm, getting paid to browse PH and I'm starving!!
I finished my lunch at least 2 hours ago and I've got a pack of beef jerkey in my bag, just crying out to be eaten but I don't think the project director would appreciate the aroma, so I'm going to have to wil 'til maybe 5:30pm before I can eat again!!

[IainT]

rosscobmw said:

My girlfriend is 12 weeks pregnant and my work just announced 150+ redundancies. Am i doing this right?

I was scrolling the page scanning down the posts and "my girlfriend is 12" was as far as I read before this post scrolled off screen. Struck me as more of a 3rd world problem tbh.

[GadgeS3C]

AmiableChimp said:

vescaegg said:

Ali2202 said:

Papa Hotel said:

Phunk said:

My 911 doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold drinks between my legs

Honestly, there's no excuse for that in this day and age. My stupid 3 series doesn't have cupholders either. I feel your pain bro.

BOTH my 911's don't have cup-holders. I have double YOUR problems!

I don't even have a cup

Don't your legs get wet?

[Ali2202]

He probably doesn't have any legs.

[Big Fat Fatty]

Or a 911, neither do I. Is sad

[Conian]

Phunk said:

My 911 doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold drinks between my legs

At least it'll stay cold, ya frigid bh

[taylor172]

my new vanquish doesnt have a glove box.

thats not me btw, i swear my bf nearly kicked my out of the thing when i said that lol

[Fas1975]

944fan said:

What the fk you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

It's a hundred and FIVE thousand dollars and it's the fastest fking car in the world!

[rohrl]

My smartphone only gets 3G connection in my kitchen rather than 4G so I can’t watch hi-res video at the breakfast table. Thanks Obama.

[Tallow]

Fas1975 said:

944fan said:

What the fk you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

It's a hundred and FIVE thousand dollars and it's the fastest fking car in the world!

It's not a car, it's a shiny dick with two chairs in it!

[vixen1700]

Forgot to pick up my wallet this morning, good job the car doesn't need any petrol.

Wife booked a holiday in Greece, reviews of the hotel are a bit iffy.

[taylor172]

Tallow said:

Fas1975 said:

944fan said:

What the fk you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

It's a hundred and FIVE thousand dollars and it's the fastest fking car in the world!

It's not a car, it's a shiny dick with two chairs in it!

I guess we the balls just draggin' the fk along.

[hyperblue]

vescaegg said:

Ali2202 said:

Papa Hotel said:

Phunk said:

My 911 doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold drinks between my legs

Honestly, there's no excuse for that in this day and age. My stupid 3 series doesn't have cupholders either. I feel your pain bro.

BOTH my 911's don't have cup-holders. I have double YOUR problems!

My 1 series had the same problem, I had a large Pepsi from KFC between my legs (ooh err!) and I had to brake hard for some bd reason. The cup slid forward and emptied itself all over the footwell Worst day of my life... so far.

[944fan]

hyperblue said:

Worst day of my life... so far.

? Pretty uneventful life for you then?

[Greg_D]

Ali2202 said:

Papa Hotel said:

Phunk said:

My 911 doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold drinks between my legs

Honestly, there's no excuse for that in this day and age. My stupid 3 series doesn't have cupholders either. I feel your pain bro.

BOTH my 911's don't have cup-holders. I have double YOUR problems!

You poor bloke, according to your profile, you have a few slots available for people to rent your second home on lake como. Wouldn't wanna be you!!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Ali2202 said:

BOTH my 911's don't have cup-holders. I have double YOUR problems!

I totally feel your pain

No cup holders in my Porsche totally annoys me on a regular basis.

Also, I can't decide whether to rent a private chalet with staff or stay in Le Cheval Blanc when I'm back in Courchevel 1850 this coming February.

Bad times.

[Major Fallout]

Only one of my cars has cup holders, and its the winter hack.

[Fas1975]

taylor172 said:

I guess we the balls just draggin' the fk along.

Did you just drop a french fry?

[ilikestellaartoi]

My maid buttons my shirts all the way to the top when she hangs them in the wardrobe and I need two hands to get it off the hanger :-(

[Greg_D]

i can't go shooting this weekend because i am racing instead.... Sad times