Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

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Rumple

11,671 posts

151 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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I have sat down here at the computer and left my fking Cappuccino in the kitchen, the Wife isn't in and the Servants are being de flea'ed and pox checked today, this I feel puts all your petty problems in the shade.whistle

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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944fan said:
hyperblue said:
Worst day of my life... so far.
? Pretty uneventful life for you then?
944 Fan, I do not think you get this thread do you?

Ali2202

3,815 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Greg_D said:
Ali2202 said:
Papa Hotel said:
Phunk said:
My 911 doesn't have any cup holders, so I have to hold drinks between my legs frown
Honestly, there's no excuse for that in this day and age. My stupid 3 series doesn't have cupholders either. I feel your pain bro.
BOTH my 911's don't have cup-holders. I have double YOUR problems!

rolleyes
You poor bloke, according to your profile, you have a few slots available for people to rent your second home on lake como. Wouldn't wanna be you!!!!!
It makes the wooden leg and tiny penis bearable. hehe



DoubleSix

11,710 posts

176 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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My OHs tits are so big we cant go handgliding in the Alps.

FML

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Having a couple of days off work, so I drove out to my permission in the Range Rover this morning to see if there was anything to mercilessly kill, there wasn't so I had to go out and spend a load of money on bits for my road bike instead. Sometimes life is so unfair and a huge fkING drag. I don't know how I cope.

Ali2202

3,815 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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DoubleSix said:
My OHs tits are so big we cant go handgliding in the Alps.

FML
roflrofl .....I'm in tears here!! Brilliant! thumbup

Four Litre

2,017 posts

192 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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I cant sleep over the decision to either buy a sports exhaust for the ISF, buy a Chopard Mille Milgia watch or save for the next family holiday. Life sucks currently!


944fan

4,962 posts

185 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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marmitemania said:
944fan said:
hyperblue said:
Worst day of my life... so far.
? Pretty uneventful life for you then?
944 Fan, I do not think you get this thread do you?
How do you know I wasn't being sarcastic as well? Fighting fire with fire eh? smokin


stuartmmcfc

8,661 posts

192 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Ali2202 said:
BOTH my 911's don't have cup-holders. I have double YOUR problems!

rolleyes
My xkr has got 2 but every time I go over a bump they spring open.
I lay in bed last night wondering how to sort it and I couldn't sleep.

Big Rod

6,199 posts

216 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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My S-Class Merc' has a slight vibration at 65 - 70 MPH.

I'm the only one who notices it but I've had...

The original wheels balanced three times and tyres replaced.
Replaced the wheels.
Had the new wheels balanced twice and 'Road Force' balanced once.
Had the gearbox diagnosed and serviced and given a clean bill of health.
Drivetrain mounts replaced even though they didn't need to be.
Propshaft removed, bearings/UJs/flex couplings replaced, lathe balanced and refitted.
Propshaft removed, tested for rigidity then heat tempered to remove run out under load and refitted.

It still vibrates, but no-one else can feel it.

FML.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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944fan said:
marmitemania said:
944fan said:
hyperblue said:
Worst day of my life... so far.
? Pretty uneventful life for you then?
944 Fan, I do not think you get this thread do you?
How do you know I wasn't being sarcastic as well? Fighting fire with fire eh? smokin
OOO get you handbags at dawn. smile

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Big Rod said:
My S-Class Merc' has a slight vibration at 65 - 70 MPH.

I'm the only one who notices it but I've had...

The original wheels balanced three times and tyres replaced.
Replaced the wheels.
Had the new wheels balanced twice and 'Road Force' balanced once.
Had the gearbox diagnosed and serviced and given a clean bill of health.
Drivetrain mounts replaced even though they didn't need to be.
Propshaft removed, bearings/UJs/flex couplings replaced, lathe balanced and refitted.
Propshaft removed, tested for rigidity then heat tempered to remove run out under load and refitted.

It still vibrates, but no-one else can feel it.

FML.
How do you get through life with that kind of problem? I think the Samaritans could help you. I feel your pain.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

203 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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My 50" plasma TV broke a few weeks back, haven't had chance to replace it yet as I've been sunning myself on the costa so I'll have to make do with a poverty spec 32" instead until I get sorted frown

alock

4,227 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Currently decorating several rooms in our house. How many hours have we wasted trying to choose the exact shade....

Blib

43,987 posts

197 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Last night, I wanted to record three channels simultaneously and watch a fourth. But, my TIVO box only allowed me to record two and watch a third.

Gutted.

frown

vixen1700

22,864 posts

270 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Blib said:
Last night, I wanted to record three channels simultaneously and watch a fourth. But, my TIVO box only allowed me to record two and watch a third.

Gutted.

frown
Hate it when that happens. frown

Papa Hotel

Original Poster:

12,760 posts

182 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Urban Sports said:
My 50" plasma TV broke a few weeks back, haven't had chance to replace it yet as I've been sunning myself on the costa so I'll have to make do with a poverty spec 32" instead until I get sorted frown
My 37 inch broke a couple of months ago, on a Saturday morning. It was probably about 1 pm by the time I got home with a new 42 inch. A morning wasted. rolleyes

chrisp84

408 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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Been hankering for some 'French Fries' chrisps for a few months now, spotted some in the shop a few days ago so bought them. Really weren't as tasty as I remembered.

Eski1991

1,113 posts

133 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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chrisp84 said:
Been hankering for some 'French Fries' chrisps for a few months now, spotted some in the shop a few days ago so bought them. Really weren't as tasty as I remembered.
I'm starting to think the same about Tizer, loved it in the 90's but recently bought 12 litres and it just isn't the same.

Also struggling to decide what watch to wear for this evenings activities.

knotweed

1,979 posts

176 months

Friday 23rd August 2013
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alock said:
Currently decorating several rooms in our house. How many hours have we wasted trying to choose the exact shade....
The walls in my front room look similar to that. There are currently 12 test pots in the bookcase.

It's now raining and I didn't bring a coat to work.